Grace Lilly

Woo.

So then Trixie's like, sunshine, everything I want is a miracle. I'm never coming down. I don't want to worry. Sunshine on my face, I've got.

It's called making an effort.

Then Jesus asked me, why haven't you said hi to Bob Barker? And I said, Jesus, I don't approve of spaying and neutering. I say, let your dogs procreate.

And Gray Philly's like, yeah, as anyone would be, as I was after Jesus told me to be nice to a spare.

He's going to be a lawyer waiting for that ring. Not cracked out at all.

You fucked up, Joe.

Yes, I can.

You can't just get more balloons. You know how hard it is to get balloons done? You have to order the balloons. You have to talk to people about the balloons. You have to come up with the idea for the balloons. You have to wait three days for the balloons. You have to go pick up the balloons, Joe. You really fucked up, Joe.

She's like, this is the worst day of my life, y'all.

Yeah, Grace is coming back.

Itchels!

Did you see what dress Maddie was wearing today? What?

Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens?

I'll blow you.

She goes, yeah, well then that was perfect timing.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

So I think you should let her speak for herself.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

La, la, la, la, la.

Yeah.

It seems fake. It just doesn't feel sincere. And, like, this is someone that I just don't know anymore. I guess I'll just have to sell my hot dogs as a solo act now.

And she says, she's like, oh, damn, I would have liked to have gotten a tattoo last night. And they're like, well, what would you have gotten? I would have gotten wisdom because my shaman says I have a lot of wisdom. Molly goes.

I love it.

She's like, even though we're in a fight, I still have her back always and forever.

I thought it was like I could show up whatever time of the day and they'll just start playing my song and I'll just sing. That's how it works, right?

I checked the sound on my phone. It was on vibrate at 1 p.m. Is that what you meant?

She's like, for what? I'm here, aren't I?

How could you say that? I gotta sing la la la la la la la. I mean, you wait for that, right? She's like, oh my God, it's the next song already.

Oh no, I didn't practice my la la la la la's. Are we sure it's la la la and not lay lay lay? I'm so confused. God, are you sure we're going on right next?

I just keep on popping it like there's no stopping it. La, la, la, la.

She's like, hi, everybody. It's me, Grace Lilly, popping and wavy gravy, talking to Jesus on the way here. He said, fish and loves, motherfuckers.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

La la la la la. Could you be loved? That was for you, Bob. Could you be loved? We jamming. La la la la la la la.

I'm being like, oh, my God. Table five is like, I'm over it. I'm over it.

And TJ's like, so, could you recover from your birthday? And by that, I mean face swapping with that random. I'm just kidding. I don't really care.

Oh, my God. He can work a Keurig, but he can't open a doorknob. Wavy, baby.

Be like, I am going to leave right now.

I'm gonna get a good night's sleep for sure, because I have to perform tomorrow. I'm on tour and I was up late partying with Bob Marley and Jesus in my dreams last night.

She's like, oh, for me.

Yeah, well, I was stuck in the bathroom. Guess who had to clean that fucking bathroom? Me. Why didn't anybody feel bad for me?