Graham Norton

For me, personally, I'm not drinking white wine thinking, if only this tasted of jalapenos.

I feel, I don't quite get it.

But I had it last night with my husband and he loved it.

He thought it was really nice.

Oh, there you go.

Yeah.

You think, I can drink these.

Yeah.

And it turns out you can't.

Yeah.

And also because you feel okay after.

to yeah you you kind of think wow yeah it's okay yeah i could cut wood at a sawmill um but yeah after three you're using a hand it's when you it's if you have two or three and then you've not gone to the toilet in wherever you are yet and then you stand up and your legs go and you're like oh i should have thought about this this has gone badly wrong yeah i may be leaving my bike here yeah

Can I just say...

this is me now committing to never going to Dukes again.

I'd leave it that way.

I feel like the dream of what's going on in there, really, it's a bit like just a provincial hotel.

It's just some overstuffed sofas and some tourists.

But I feel like they're riding high on when you couldn't get a good martini.

Right, okay.

I think now you can get a good martini in most places.