Graham Norton

I'll have another one if you're offering it, since you're here.

If it took a long time, I will often then order my drink when they bring the first one.

Because you kind of think, I'll need that.

Not Graham Norton.

No, I couldn't care less.

I occasionally would have a bit of toast or something, but I rarely eat bread.

It wouldn't cross my mind to buy bread.

It says a lot about how many dishes you do.

Someone in your house does not do drying up.

I'll put this somewhere, I'm never going to see it.

I don't go near the draining board.

Take it back.

No, I don't think waiters ever care if you turn down the bread.

I think the key thing to remember is waiters don't care at all.

Yeah.

you tonight oh that sounds good i like that that sounds like my kind of evening you're cool and the tip you just do the tip you look at the screen yeah i mean i when i did the thing that i think like i never worked in very good restaurants so when waitress come up now at the beginning of a meal and go you know is everything okay with your food like i would never have done that

Because I knew the answer.

Now, starters I found difficult because starters are normally the nicest bit of the meal.

Correct.

It's a fantasy, isn't it?