Graham Norton

I occasionally would have a bit of toast or something, but I rarely eat bread.

It wouldn't cross my mind to buy bread.

It says a lot about how many dishes you do.

Someone in your house does not do drying up.

I'll put this somewhere, I'm never going to see it.

I don't go near the draining board.

Take it back.

No, I don't think waiters ever care if you turn down the bread.

I think the key thing to remember is waiters don't care at all.

Yeah.

you tonight oh that sounds good i like that that sounds like my kind of evening you're cool and the tip you just do the tip you look at the screen yeah i mean i when i did the thing that i think like i never worked in very good restaurants so when waitress come up now at the beginning of a meal and go you know is everything okay with your food like i would never have done that

Because I knew the answer.

Now, starters I found difficult because starters are normally the nicest bit of the meal.

Correct.

It's a fantasy, isn't it?

It's a dream thing.

So there's a place in New York and these sound like they're not good, but they're delicious.

And they do these lettuce cups, right?

And it's a little, you know, like the lettuce is like a little, you know, burrito thing.

And inside, it's really, I think it's just kind of avocado chopped up with some herbs and seeds and stuff.