Graham Norton

If the situation has resulted in a loss of sales, sue for that too.

Tell the husband and alleged mistress that everybody knows it's up to them if they want to stick it out or leave.

But let them know how the situation has affected the team and tell them both off for being a cliché.

An affair in the office is so passé.

I mean, I think you're being a bit harsh on the lady who's Facebooked everyone.

I mean, Brian, what you could do, even though I know that Stephen, the man who's having the affair, is one of your top employees, but you could just sack them both.

I'm not sure you can sack people.

But you could say it's affecting productivity.

Is it, though?

Maybe you have to do a letter of warning first.

I mean, we don't know.

Brian hasn't told us whether or not people have replied to the wife at all.

Will in Dublin says, whoa, hold your horses.

You're the boss, not the morality police.

Don't go hauling them in and scolding them like teenagers.

Are they adults?

Yes.

Is this ill-advised?

Yes.

Is it illegal?