Graham Norton

Herb Wurlinger.

Alistair and Kilbur Can.

I'm so sorry.

Anyway, Alistair says, there are three certainties in life, death, taxes, and workplace shagging.

Yeah, exactly.

Unless this relationship is a conflict of interest to the business or there's a power imbalance in their roles, then stay the hell out of it.

A non-fraternisation policy makes you a dictator, so your leads need to simmer down.

This might be the first public relationship, thanks to the wife and her keyboard, but it may not be the first one to occur.

The wife clearly knew what she was doing.

Unfriend her, let them deal with the mess.

It's likely the husband is aware, everyone knows, but maybe check in on him as a good boss would, despite your desire to Nathaniel Hawthorne him.

Yeah.

What is Nathaniel Hawthorne?

Today's Am I Weird comes courtesy of Cheryl in Somerset.

And she says, Hi, Graham and Maria.

Dare I confess to something rather silly and strange that I've started doing over the past year.

I've started playing Beethoven to my banana before I can eat it.

As long as my banana has absorbed some of those lovely vibes, I'm happy.

I find that I don't have a need to play Adolfo to my apple before I eat it or Corelli to my cherry.

So what's going on?