Graham Norton

But I just don't want anyone to think I'm that way.

I remember I wrote an autobiography and one of the reviews said it was all about him.

Yeah, yeah.

The book Graham Norton.

That's right.

You get still at home.

The guests can have it.

I don't have any water.

the hell you have a little wine right yeah a big wine big wine people think it's so big people think it is water yeah because it's got ice in it and it's in a huge glass i assumed you would have some water nearby something like that no just wow don't whine

Honestly, I really do just sip it.

It came about because years ago when I started doing stand-up or just doing solo shows and stuff, friends would go, oh, you seemed nervous.

And I could feel it in myself.

I could feel that I was nervous.

And then I was doing a terrible gig for the Australian Tourist Commission and

That's an immediate no from me.

A no-brainer for booking.

Honestly, I was so early.

I was so green.

It was because somebody I knew worked there.

So, you know, one of those things.