Graham Norton

I have a Coke.

Yeah, this isn't a treat.

You're not being the cool parents by buying me this pint.

I don't want it.

And I'm not not drinking because my parents don't want me to drink.

I'm not particularly interested.

And I think, you know, that would be a very mature thing for him to do.

And also just add, my mother thinks you're a stupid bitch.

But he's in a weird, I think you're in a weird situation.

If you're a kid and you're with your parents' friends and they're friends,

kind of saying, go on, drink it, drink it, drink it.

I think these people need to empower their son to say, no, you have every right in a social setting to say, I don't particularly want to drink that.

But I feel like these middle-aged people are going chug, chug, chug, chug.

It's just weird.

There's another meeting tomorrow.

And also, isn't there a weird thing that people feel validated by other people doing what they've done?

You know, it's like being in a relationship.

You know, I got married, so everyone should get married.

I had a baby, so everyone should have a baby.

I get drunk and sleep in my own vomit, so everyone should do that.