Graham Norton

Today's Am I Weird comes courtesy of Cheryl in Somerset.

And she says, Hi, Graham and Maria.

Dare I confess to something rather silly and strange that I've started doing over the past year.

I've started playing Beethoven to my banana before I can eat it.

As long as my banana has absorbed some of those lovely vibes, I'm happy.

I find that I don't have a need to play Adolfo to my apple before I eat it or Corelli to my cherry.

So what's going on?

Have I gone a little loopy?

All I can say is it's lucky I don't feel the need for a banana every day.

Am I weird?

Yes.

Goodbye.

I think it's very unlikely.

That confetti would be coming fluttering down on all of your bananas.

Do whatever floats your boat, I would say, Cheryl, in Somerset with your bananas and your life.

Least of all us.

I think if you're going to send something to Am I Weird, send something that's really weird.

I think what you're doing, Cheryl, in Somerset, is holding back on us.

I'm saying I don't care.

In case this needs pointing out, Graham and I are not experts.