Grant

Just do a prompt. Tell us about your favorite episode of The Pit or ER.

Oh, yes.

I'm from Boston area.

Ben and Matt, no. Okay. I don't.

I'm sorry, I don't. I don't.

Oh, yeah. They're my neighbors, actually.

So I was working as an EMT out in a rural area. I was a college student out there and working on the side. And just to sort of lay the ground for this area, there's a regional hospital that has like an ED, but not like a trauma center or anything. And then 30 minutes away, there's more of a trauma center.

But I was working one day and we got a call from the hospital that said they need help moving someone from the parking lot into the hospital. Hospitals have rules where they can't move people. But anyways, we go up and we find this woman sitting on an ATV. And two things sort of stood out to me right away. One is that the ATV is perfectly parked. And I just think that that's really impressive.

that there is some blood coming down her leg. And as soon as we show up, she's like, I'm so sorry that they called you. I'm sure somebody else is dying. You guys should go take care of someone else first. And we're like, no, it's fine. Tell us what happened. She's wearing really tight, skinny jeans. We're exposing her leg, trying to figure out where the bleeding's coming from.

And she said she was riding up on the mountain range close by with her boyfriend when they flipped over the ATV. Both got hurt, got back on the ATV and rode it at least half an hour. down presumably some trail and then the road to get to the hospital. As she's telling the story, we expose her leg and she has this open fracture of her fibula and tubula on her leg.

The bone has basically pierced the skin. That's a bad injury. Yeah.

Exactly.

She didn't realize it because she was wearing tight jeans, but she still got all the way there with the bones sticking out of her leg. So we are like, okay, this is not very high school for you. We're going to have to take you somewhere else. We're like loading her into the ambulance and she's like, please, I'll call a taxi. I'll call a friend to take me.

Somebody else is dying and you need to go save them. Like, I'm sure somebody else is dying. I'm sure you guys have more important things to do. I should be last on the list. And we're like, no, your bone's sticking out of your leg. This is a completely reasonable reason for an ambulance. We can take you. We eventually convince her, get her in the ambulance, rush her down to the main hospital.

And on the way for each bump we're hitting, she's like dropping expletives all After each time, she's like, pardon my French. I'm so sorry that I swore.

She's so polite.

Yeah. We're like, for all you want, you have a bone sticking out of your body. That's, I'm sure, incredibly painful. And the paramedics, you know, giving her pain meds, but they only do so much at that dose. Throughout the drive, she's truly like, you can pull over on the side. I'll call a taxi. This is why. We get her to the hospital. We drop her off. And she's like, thank you so much.

I'll find you after. I'll take you out to lunch. I'll give you guys ice cream or something. Thank you for taking time out of your day. We get paid for this. You're welcome. I leave the hospital just in awe because typically we have people that don't really need an ambulance. Right.

Yeah. And so I tell absolutely everybody about this amazing patient that I I'm like, she is the best patient I've ever had for all these reasons. Not to mention she parked perfectly.

And the boyfriend was nowhere to be found. I think he broke his shoulder so he could walk into the ED. So he walked in and was like, my girlfriend can't walk in. Can someone go help her? So anyways, that was over the summer. People come back. I'm still telling people about this best patient that I've ever had. And I'm reading the newspaper a couple months later in the fall.

And there's been a murder in the town. And I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Obviously, I'm going to click on that. And I'm reading. And it's like, so-and-so has been murdered. So-and-so is in custody. And they show a photo and the name. And I'm like, why do I recognize that person? And the person in the photo is like in a wheelchair. Like, that's my best patient.

That's my best patient that is being accused of murdering her grandmother on Halloween. with a paperweight and scissors. for a million dollars in inheritance money.

First of all, she has not been found guilty. She's pleading not guilty. So just to be clear.

One article said that there's evidence of a second person's DNA. So it could be a tag team. Maybe the boyfriend. Yeah, the broken shoulder.

Yeah, allegedly she killed her for the inheritance for drugs, which also makes me think maybe she got an opioid addiction from the injury itself.

Yeah, I don't live out there anymore, but I feel like I'm going to leave her as my best impression of her.

I mean, I sat there in the library of shock. This is the person that I've been telling everybody about. Yes, your hero. Truly. And I'm still looking for a new best patient. Nobody has fulfilled that yet.

I actually just lost my license at the start of April because it expired. Not because of anything that I did. Right.

I'm in med school now, so I will be getting a different degree.

Yeah.

Thank you for having me. Have a great rest of your day.

Do you want to sing a tune or something? We don't have a theme song. Oh. Okay, great.

We've been sitting here for, like, three hours for a delayed flight to Copenhagen, Denmark.

Uh, this goes back to what Coolio said. I don't really worry about, like, what's gonna happen, like, in the future. I mean, it probably is, like, a big deal. Like, stuff's gonna happen in the future with, like, the ice caps and whatnot melting. But I'm more focused on what's going on right now in our lives compared to our future.

I've heard something similar. Have you ever heard about the pyramids in Antarctica?

There are pyramids. You've got to do some research, man.

There was probably a highly advanced civilization before us that had like an interconnected mind that created all this shit.

He's in first class. I'm on my way to coach.

Hey, George. Hey, Ken. Thanks for taking my call, guys. I'm really excited to say that right before Christmas, I paid off my house, so I'm officially on babysitting. Way to go.

You got how many kids? I got six kids ranging from 12 years old all the way down to 10 months. So I got eight of us living in this beautiful paid-off house. Good for you. My question is, I know I could save up for another eight years and pay cash for a bigger, better house. But by then, my kids are going to start graduating. They're going to move out.

Would it ever make sense under the Ramsey plan to upgrade to a bigger house with another mortgage? Or is it better to just stick drinking this debt-free Kool-Aid and eventually pay cash?

For all eight of us, it looks like if we hit something in the $400,000 range based off of our location, we'd be stepping up from 1,800 square feet to somewhere approaching 3,000 square feet, like 2,800, 2,900. How many bedrooms? That's what our market's looking like. Four bedrooms at least. That's what we've got right now. There's tiny bedrooms.

No, one boy.

I can say that. I can make them live under a bridge.

270.

Yesterday? I'm living my best life now. It's just close quarters.

No, no. If the Lord wants me to have more kids, I'll have some more.

Well, everybody tells me, like, you know what causes that, right? And I say, yeah, and I'm not willing to give it up. Well, you've got a 10-month-old and a 12-year-old. Wait a second.

So not a bunch of money in savings. Why? Because I got a little gazelle intent on paying off the house there at the end. I have three to six months of expenses because I have... no expenses. Um, but yeah, so savings are a little low right now. Okay. You know, 6,000 in the bank.

Plus, plus equity, I would be approaching 285.

I think so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hello, Mr. Ramsey. How are you doing today, sir?

So I was wondering, I know this is a bit of a generalized question, but I was wondering if you had any advice or tips for listeners who feel limited in their potential due to issues with mental health. Tell me more. All right. So just to give you a little bit of background, I'm not in a deep financial hole or anything like that, but there is a bit of family history. Part of it is addiction.

Part of it is mental health. My mother had depression and anxiety. My father, gambling addict. Great parents at the end of the day. Very fantastic parents. They did a good job. But family history there that just kind of caused disruptions in my childhood and then into adulthood. On my personal end, my mother passed away in 2017.

When that happened, I received an inheritance, obviously, and I just was not smart with it the way I needed to be. Instead of investing it, instead of using that to catapult myself into a stable future, I ended up spending it. I still think about those mistakes to this day, and now I'm in a situation, I'm approaching 30, I would like to be able to

start a family, have financial stability, all these different things. But those past failures combined with the family history really just kind of put a damper on those thoughts. So it's hard to have long-term motivation.

So when I was younger, I was diagnosed Asperger's syndrome. Now that's changed since then. Obviously, they got rid of that diagnosis. So I think it's just autism. I mean, outside of that, there's definitely a little bit of anxiety and things of that nature.

So, I mean, like in terms of the money that's already gone, like I do think about just how could I have been smarter with it? And like in the present day, how can I budget my money? How can I make sure that money set aside for emergencies for a future? So in those avenues, I'm doing well. I do have money saved up. I have a 401k. I have a Roth IRA.

Thank you for that.

I think right now it's just I don't think that I'm branching out on my own and being independent enough. So I'm living with my dad now. We both kind of need each other. I think I'm helping him financially. He's helping me emotionally. So we're a good team. Do you need emotional support right now, Grant? I'm not through a therapist. I've tried this in the past.

I'm just a little, I don't want to say cynical, but doubtful maybe. It's just like a little tough to kind of cope up.

Well, emotionally, it's just that, as you could tell just from this brief phone call, there's a lot of self-doubt there, and he does try to be as encouraging as possible. You know, this time a year ago, I was originally an operations manager for a shipping company, and I did really well and just worked. you know, some wear and tear emotionally, physically, I ended up losing that job.

And that really rocked my confidence. He ended up being the person there that just got me through that.

Yeah, it wasn't the, uh, it wasn't the electric bill necessarily. We were, so the original plan when I moved in with him was, we're going to get, we're going to get all sideways.

Absolutely.

I think it's just, I guess, how can I branch away and become independent?

Yeah. I'm going out there on Wednesday to book my flight for Wednesday. So we've got a whole itinerary planned of travel. Okay.

Listen, I express regret and AFR 100%. And, you know, I don't take back anything I said, because in my perspective, I made sure that I didn't make any promises. You know, I didn't make any promises to Julian on. And I understand how certain things could be misconstrued or maybe looked at with hope and maybe that saying, I love you. And but I did. I did. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

There's also like really awkward situations where people that you've never met or never really talked to are like, you know, trying to say certain things about you or, you know, making certain videos and just like we're the type of people. We don't really entertain that.

You know, if you've got a problem with me or Jewel, you know, you say it to our face, you don't make it, you know, you don't make videos about it or take subtle.

Until you know something, this is going to pass for us. And like, we're going to, so we don't, we, I went in there knowing this and I didn't go in there.

looking for any type of clout or anything you know I went in there trying to find my person yes you know we have interests and hobbies but that's just expression and and this phase and we're going to be on a beach somewhere having some mimosas with our family and not worrying about guys making tiktoks or you know people talking it's just that's just what it is so

I just want to say peace and love to you guys. I've been on your platform a couple times. You guys do a great job and Yeah, just, you know, continue doing what you're doing. And yeah, I really appreciate you having us. And yeah, I hope to see you guys again one day.

Appreciate that, Nick.

Ugly men get away with stuff too. Let's be clear.

Why was he kind of giving Lisa Barlow that?

It's very different.

Your accountant's like, oh my God, you listen to my SoundCloud? Nick Viall listens to my SoundCloud?

I'm fine.

You know.

Well, I feel like it's a joint pop collaboration at this point, you know, it's like, yeah, it's my sound, but I feel like the enthusiasm and support is like for both of us. I feel like people are loving the music in lieu of support.

Who left two of the voicemails?

Which one left? She's making music.

He said that to her? That can't be a thing.

I just said, you think you talk fast. It's like he had Spencer in Fast Forward. It was incredible. And it was the most concise conversation, blown away, inspired, blown. I was like, who? Did I just talk to an alien? That was unbelievable.

He was like, mamacita, I got you. And God is going to put us together for a reason. And we're going to help the world. And yeah, the whole thing. And he's like, I got you. Don't worry. We're going to help other people. And I can't wait. And I always want to, you know, it's part of my life now. blah, blah, blah, to always help. And anyways, the way he said it was so unbelievable.

I was like, bye, and hung up and started crying. I was like, that was the best conversation I've ever had. I think I probably said, yeah, sure, great.

It is interesting, though, because we did an interview with ET after and they came up to Santa Barbara and they're like, has this made you closer? And we're both kind of like, no, because we've been through so much and we always are so close. And we you know what I mean? So it doesn't. really make us closer.

Like this is just another obstacle that we move through with this foundation that we've had. I think we've faced more opposition and criticism and, you know, negativity than most couples. And so we've had to really navigate through a lot of things. And this is obviously way more devastating and a different level of that. But it is interesting what you're saying.

You would think that something like this is like, oh, well, we got to bond together. It's like, frick, this is just one more single moment.

Yeah.

We called 911 to have someone go check on him. And they're like, absolutely not. No one is going there. Those roads are. Unaccessible. Whatever he is doing is taking his own life at risk. We are not sending anyone to go check on him.

You just need to hold him and validate his feelings, you know? And so we're definitely, you know, dealing with that. So. He missed a lot of the trauma. Thankfully, he was really sick and we had him home from school and the school had to evacuate. And I heard that was really traumatic for a lot of kids because parents were screaming and, you know, having to get their kids and like, let's go.

And it was like really hectic. So at least he missed that. But he misses his life and his school and his friends. Yeah. He loved go, we had the hiking trail and I always made a big deal and he would catch lizards every day, right? Like that was our thing. And I always am very big on taking my boys outside. So we had like this private hiking trail that I think he misses the most.

And he's worried about all of his animal friends. And we saw this coyote that we saw every day. I know it's dangerous, but we love this coyote. We didn't feed it. Yeah, Spencer wanted to. I was like, they're rabid.

Like what are you, no. Sweet old baby coyote.

Yeah. So it's, it's interesting with kids because you don't want to like project your feelings on them, but you want like to allow him space to have his and kind of when it's time. And I encourage him to talk to like a new babysitter about it and like, oh yeah, well, how does that make you feel? Or, you know, just people he can, casually bring it up to, you know, and talk about it.

But it's definitely really difficult. And he's doing a good job transitioning and stuff. But it's a lot for everybody.

And we have dealt with it differently, like together, but differently. So like Spencer's been on such a high and like high energy and trying to like really rally everyone. He did such an incredible job. And I think that was really like therapeutic for him to be able to be proactive and provide. And like, I hunkered in a little bit more and like was trying to do my part too, but like focusing on

the kids and the house and getting them in school and trying to convince Spencer to sleep. So I haven't been on as high of the highs as Spencer. I'm just more of like, okay, it's exciting and great. And when things translate into money, I can be more excited, but I haven't You know what I mean?

So like, yeah, and I get sad and then I'll like pray about it and like let myself go through the emotions, I think, a little more from the beginning than Spencer did.

So I think for me, I'm actually like able to slowly move forward where I feel like for Spencer now, you're feeling it a little more like emotionally than in the beginning, you know, because it's like when you're blocking it out and you're working and you're like digging yourself into work, it's like...

Yeah, the hard thing with tragedy and being in the spotlight is for me, the reason I've always been open and wanted to share it is because you're going through that pain and there's no right or wrong way to cope with it, but maybe to be able to help someone else not feel so alone in that situation. And, like, you guys have each other and we have each other, but some people don't. Yeah.

And so to, like, be able to... Sometimes it just helps to hear someone else's story.

Yeah. So it's so hard to do. And I feel like it's really important work if you're willing and, like, wanting and able to share that because you never know whose life you're really touching. Yeah.

You know, so... for you guys anyways. And I can't imagine how hard to share, but you never know who.

Yeah. You know, that's what I always liked about reality TV. And even like yesterday when we were filming something, I just always felt like it was kind of therapeutic because maybe you're not going to like sit down and have these moments with no phones, with no anything, and just like sit there and look at someone and be like, Okay. And same with like a podcast.

It forces kind of these conversations that maybe you're not even realizing each other's feeling, you know, like how I've been feeling and I haven't been able to really tell Spencer. It's like, it is so sad and devastating, but like my home is Spencer. And like, that's where I feel like happy and comfortable and confident. And like, So wherever Spencer is, that's where I feel like safe and happy.

And I was able to like sit down and articulate that to him. And I was like, okay, yeah, it's so sad. But I love our home also so much because that's like where we live and love and raise our family and obviously all the things in and we work so hard. But like my home is Spencer, you know, like that's how I feel. Yeah.

Same home. Same roof.

Yeah. And, you know, I'm starting to finally, like, actually be more excited about it, too, because I just had so much going on. And, you know, the audience is so fickle. And so it just feels like, okay, great. Everyone's excited. Then next week, you never know how everyone's going to feel. But it does seem more...

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Brought me three purses. Designer. Own closet.

Sunglasses.

Did you see J-Lo?

I literally was like, she's wearing a spiderweb dress. I was like, I'm totally making this connection myself because it's personal.

Yeah. I think that's the misconception. What so many people think it's like, we have been in this industry, you know, feast or famine for years. And it's mostly been famine, you know? And we like make that,

last in between and we hustle really hard and I have like the Chanel bag from 15 years ago or whatever, you know that I couldn't buy now or what are like my one pair of Golden Goose shoes that I bought four years ago or you know, it's like There was like the only pair of shoes I grabbed I

But yeah, it's just so many of the things we at this moment can't replace and work so hard to have like the nice knives that we got like once a year, like these little things.

For the first time in 10 years.

He said to Spencer yesterday, I'm like, don't go down there. Or like, and he's like, oh no, the firemen are down here without masks and everything or whatever.

No, I said it. I literally said it. I was like, just don't do that. I was like.

oh no I got out of a horror movie so it's weird going back though what I didn't anticipate was not wanting to leave it's like a weird yeah it's like a weird you still see your life there even though it's all in ash yeah it's weird because it still like feels like home but it's not so you like don't want to leave you know

Yeah, I see why now. They're all here. I see why. I see how, you know, because I was like, man, how are you there? Like, it's so devastating, but you're like, okay, can I like put a tent up there? You know, you just kind of like, it's this weird calling still to you. It's like a part of your soul. Yeah. Okay.

I think everyone is extremely motivated to rebuild the Palisades as quickly as possible. Every friend I know has lost their house. Everybody is desperate for that community. It's a special place. It really is. And what Spencer continues to say is his parents, all these people, They bought their house 50 years ago, 30 years ago.

So the prices just recently increased to be millions of dollars, but they were like, you know, which was still expensive, but like 200,000, 300,000. And most of these people can't rebuild. So not only is a settlement for, you know, it's for the town, it's for people who can't rebuild and can't afford it. At this point, we can't afford to rebuild our house.

You know, so we also need to, and that's why we're hustling so hard. It's like, All right, we'll get the debris removed and then see how hard we can hustle and how much of the house we can rebuild. And, you know, how are we going to do that? How is everyone in this town going to do that?

I can't take the kids out of school.

Um, no, I think he did a dismissal of an apology a few years ago and then he reset it. Something else horrific again recently. And I was just like, I've never met you. I don't even know you. I don't talk about you. Yeah.

Right. But you know what? I've seen a few things he's said about other women and I'm kind of like, who is talking to people like that? How is this allowed publicly and acceptable?

Oh my God. Okay. I know it's so hard for Spencer dealing with all these superstars and they're like, but you can't talk about it. He's like, you know, cause he's so used to like wanting to talk about everything and like start hyping it.

Well, Pitbull was one of them. For a minute, they were like, don't say anything.

Refresh, refresh, refresh. How is parent life for you guys?

It's the best. She turns one on Sunday. Oh, my gosh.

That's so big. She's starting to walk. Who did she walk to? How did that happen?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's that time where you're like the table, you know, Spencer used to be like, get rid of all the furniture. I'm like, I'm not getting rid of all the furniture. Cause the baby's learning to walk. We can't do that.

Well, I was offered Madison Square Garden with somebody and I was like, okay, I think I'll do that one. Fuck yeah. Yeah. So I was like, that was definitely a dream to do that.

I should look at, it's someone who's going on tour and it's one of their tour dates and the person was like, you can take any date that you want.

Okay. We would like to be there. Okay. But I was like, oh, I need to start like practicing. Yeah. Like that's a lot to rehearse.

I did it with Mal Forever, like Mike's on with the track a few weeks ago or whatever, like a few months ago, I guess. You got it.

Okay. Hi, this is Heidi Montag, and you are listening to my new exclusive track with Pitbull, I'll Do It.

It's so good. It's crazy. It's so good. So yesterday I had to go in the studio and do the ad libs. It's so good. So he's really into charity. And he was like, you know, I don't publicly do a lot of things, but I always make sure to, you know, privately. He's like very immersed in, you know, a lot of things. So and he's very inspiring. He's a very inspiring human being.

I'll hug any hugs.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

Dealing with a superstar, too. It's a lot more than just me.

Like, yeah. And I haven't done those ad-libs in so many years. I was actually really nervous about doing them. I was like, what if I'm not as good as I was then? And like, you know, and so then I did. And I was really happy.

I hope to God, please God, you know? Yeah. But it does show you how, like when people react towards you, what's so helpful. To be able to give something like that back, like you're saying, you know, so it and we have always been really big on like helping anyone around us in any capacity.

Like we like Spencer said, flower, like our friends, anything, you know, and so it's really been different to like receive that because I feel like for Spencer and I both, we kind of have a hard time receiving. We're both like such take this and take that. And what can we do for you? So it's been really crazy to to like learn to just like accept. help and accept things. It's a weird thing.

It sounds like in life, you know, but it is like, okay, all right.

Producer has concern.

You know, it's something deep in you that you can never get rid of. I just know how to do it. I know. Give it to him. Give it to him. It's like riding a bike.

I don't know why I didn't video that. That should have been a TikTok.

We got you.

Spencer's telling everybody, buy the music.

Taylor, ich bin sorry, ich muss hier unterdrücken.

Er hat dich nicht nur einmal getötet. Ich habe ihn nicht getötet, das ist die Wahrheit.

Die Wahrheit muss ihn als Person getötet haben?

It was rocky, for sure.

Yeah, I mean, there was a lot of resentment from the beginning.

I cheated on Ashley. Okay. How did Ashley find out? She got a DM.

What was the cheating like?

No. You didn't. Well, that's kind of why we ultimately decided that the show could be a good idea, right? Okay. So that you guys going on the show was a direct result from your initial infidelity? We had a very real intention for going on the show. I think a lot of the other couples had months of thinking about it, applying and whatever else. We had like two weeks.

It was very sudden, but we decided to do it. We thought it's either going to make us or it's going to break us. So that's why we went, you know.

Das ist verdammt verrückt. Was meinst du? Du hast mich bereits verraten. Ich habe schon genug verdammt. Und du willst mich auf eine Insel mit zwölf Single-Girls setzen? Das ist verdammt verrückt.

so in a way do you think you were almost doubting your ability to it's it's more that it was just it's obviously a show like there's no good reason of uh that i could think of to go at the initially when you know she said hey you know this guy reached out and you know we could maybe go on this netflix show at first i was like no why would we do that that makes no sense then you know started thinking about it i was like

Weißt du was? Das könnte eine goldene Gelegenheit sein. Ich muss nur drei Wochen nicht mit einer Mädchen schlafen und du lässt das Resentiment weg?

Weil sie bereits dieses Resentiment hatte.

Ich habe dich in der Vergangenheit verliert. Ich habe versucht, dich seit einem Jahr und einem halben Jahr zu verletzen. Es war ein Schmerz für uns beide. Du lässt dich nicht in Resentiment verletzen. Okay, ich muss nicht verlieben, was ich jetzt nicht mache. Okay, lass uns das machen. Okay. Das war mein Gedankenprozess, weshalb ich sagte, okay, gut, lass uns offen sein. Okay. Weißt du?

Gedanken, Gefühle, Gefühle.

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I'm sorry, the one message that I did share, it was her explaining how poorly she treated me. She's saying she didn't beat my spirit into a pulp, but oh my god, I think what I was missing in all of my past relationships, my whole life, Ich war nie wirklich mit dem, mit wem ich war, verantwortlich. Und ich denke, das hat eine große Rolle gespielt.

Und mich zu verletzen, ein Verletzter zu sein und ständig rauszusteigen. Und wenn wir ausbrechen, mich zu finden, eine andere Frau zu finden, um diese Leere zu füllen. Ich war nie komplett verantwortlich. Und während dieser sechs Monate nach dem Show, wünschte ich mir, dass ich darauf zurückblicken könnte und es vergesse, weil es so schmerzhaft ist. Aber ich war nie so sicher.

Und... So sicher über was? So sure about what I was doing, I guess.

And that was fighting for her and making sure that she only felt love and understanding and that I was there no matter what. And when she's saying she didn't beat me to pole, I mean, she was a bully.

Ja, ich bin nicht verletzt, dass sie meinen Wachstum nicht akzeptiert hat, weil sie es letztendlich getan hat. Was ich jetzt verletzt habe, ist sehr anders als vorher. Es war wirklich hart, als sie mit mir am Ende, am Ende des Januari oder so, getroffen hat. Ich wusste, dass ich alles getan hätte, was ich konnte. Ich wusste, dass ich die beste Version von mir selbst für sie geworden wäre.

Ich wünschte, dass ich es schneller machen würde, aber ich habe es nicht getan. Und nein, ich war nicht wütend, dass sie es beendet hat, weil sie schmerzhaft war. Ich war schmerzhaft am Kämpfen und war zerstört. Es war hart. I would have kept going forever, but she ended it and it was okay.

And after she ended it, when she was remorseful for ending it and when she was reaching out to try and fix it, I was trying to get myself in the headspace that I am now, where I just need to walk away. We're broken. It's impossible. I've given you everything. You're not going to forgive me. It's okay. And now I'm feeling differently because of wie sie Dinge online darstellt, es tötet mich.

Ja, mein Video, das sie zu sprechen hat, war das gesamte Ziel, es nur zu versuchen, den Leuten zu sagen, stopp es zu hassen. Diese Natalie-Frau, für die ich gedatet habe und für die ich gefällt habe, hat viel Hass bekommen. Und ich habe mich in diesem Liebetriangle gefunden, wo ich Ashley liebte, ich liebte Natalie, und der gesamte Zweck dieses Videos war es,

Ich versuchte, die Leute an Natalie zu stoppen.

Nein, das war eine Woche vor.

Ich war so aufmerksam, um mich zu erklären und um die Leute zu verstehen. Und hey, hier ist die Wahrheit. Hier ist die Wahrheit, was tatsächlich passiert ist, weil sie sich verletzt hat.

Actually, I didn't need protecting. She has a cult following of love. She didn't need protecting, I didn't think. And the videos that I'm talking about of her bashing on me, no, she hasn't bashed on me per se, but anyone watching any of those videos, it is so clear that Sie spielt die Rolle der Person, die ich bin. Sie ist passiv-aggressiv. Es ist immer... Es triggert dich. Was auch immer.

Ich meine, wie ich mich darüber fühle, ist egal. Es ist der Fakt, dass ich diese Idee hatte, dass sie mir immer erklärt hat, wie leidenschaftlich sie ist und wie viel sie an meinem Rücken hat. Und auch in diesen sechs Monaten und wie sie arbeitet, ist nicht leidenschaftlich. Es tötet mich, weil sie sagt, dass sie mich und meine Tochter liebt. Aber es ist... Und ich habe...

Also habe ich nicht angefangen, die Wahrheit zu verteidigen und die Wahrheit zu erklären, bis ich diese Videos, die sie postete, wie ich einen Freund habe, wenn du zwei hast. Ja, ich bin zurückgekommen.

It doesn't matter now.

I don't think we owe anything to anyone. I was asking her if she would please just say how she really felt. I just didn't understand how she was downplaying what we had while telling me, no, I do love you and I want the best for you and I don't want you to get this hate. When in my head, you posting these, yes, funny TikToks, but being passive aggressive towards me.

Er sagt, hey, ich bin nichts mehr. Er ist nur verrückt. Blablabla. Wie mit Natalie live zu sein und all diese Dinge zu machen.

Ja, das ist das, was ich zu Beginn gesagt habe. Es gab viel Geräusch und ich habe mich darauf konzentriert, es zu erklären. Und jetzt weiß ich, dass es nicht wichtig ist und es ist okay.

Meine Ausdruckung gegen Ashley, die einzige Zeit, in der ich das gemacht habe, war, meine Stimme auf dem Telefon zu rufen.

What do you mean?

Before the show was released. I've never deleted messages on my phone. I have probably 900,000 messages.

Listen, I didn't come here to attack. I didn't come here to point fingers. I came here because you guys requested us to come.

Ich verliere das Weinen. Das ist es. Ich verliere es nicht, Natalie zu verteidigen. Ich verliere es nicht, Ashley zu verteidigen, wenn Leute sagen, hey, sagst du, dass es ihre Schuld ist? Nein, sie hat sich nicht verletzt. Bist du verdammt dumm? Ich habe sie verletzt.

Es ist klar, ich bin derjenige, der sich verletzt hat, egal ob meine Vorstellungen, meine Umstände, egal ob wir auf einem verrückten TV-Show waren. Ich bin derjenige, der sich verletzt hat. Das ist das.

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Es war nicht nur das, du musst dich daran erinnern. Ja, ich habe diesen Clip gesehen, aber ich hatte auch ein ganzes Haus voll von Produzenten und Interviews, wo es ziemlich klar war, Grant, diese Frau mag dich nicht. Sie ist da drüben, nur auf dich schütteln.

Und das sind, weißt du, Stimmen, die ich von anderen Menschen, von Produzenten und den Leuten, die ich gerade getroffen habe, sind wie, ja, ich meine, als wir sie getroffen haben, ich meine, sie war immer noch, weißt du, Sie sprach nicht wirklich schön über dich, richtig? Also habe ich all das. Und dann hatte ich den Clip von ihr, die sagte, ich werde sie nie mehr verlassen.

Das ist Verzeihung, bla, bla, bla. Ich meine, ich begann wirklich zu fragen. Ich war so, verdammt, will ich das überhaupt? Will ich das für mich selbst? Ich denke nicht so. Scheiße. Und dann ging ich wieder und wieder und wieder und wieder. Ich meine, ich habe meine Meinung verloren.

Und das ist, was ich sagte. Du hast mich gefragt, wann ich meine Lektion gelernt habe, wenn ich es jemals gemacht habe. Und diese ganze Erfahrung habe ich nie gemacht. Ich habe genug geschaut, wo ich mir gedacht habe, okay, behandle ich sie so gut wie möglich? Und ja, wir würden zusammenbrechen, zusammenbekommen, zusammenbrechen, zusammenbekommen.

Aber wenn wir zusammengekommen wären, hätte ich nichts verändert, was in mir drin war. Ich habe nie wirklich die tiefe Arbeit nach dem Show gemacht. Das ist das, was ich sage. Ich bin sehr stolz auf mich selbst für das, wie ich gespielt habe, wie ich mich verändert habe, wie ich auf mich selbst gearbeitet habe.

Ich bin nicht stolz darauf, dass ich all deine Opinionen und alles, was du gemacht hast, zu mir bekommen habe. Ich hätte es nicht tun sollen, wenn ich mein Stück verkaufen würde, und ich musste es nicht tun. Also nein, ich bin nicht stolz darauf. Ich bin froh, dass ich endlich bemerkt habe, dass es egal ist, was alle anderen denken. Und auch auf dem Show ist es das, was ich gemacht habe.

Was denken die Produzenten? Was denken die Jungs? Was, weißt du, in dieser Interview, was wird es aussehen? Ich meine, bin ich verrückt? wirklich versuchen, diese Frau zu fangen, oder bin ich für jemand anderes gemeint?

Ja, also das letzte Jahr war ich völlig überzeugt, dass die ersten drei Episoden mich nur weinen würden, weil ich nicht wusste, was ich tun sollte. Und das waren alle meine Interviews.

Es war eine Lüge. Oh, Grant weint wieder. Ich war so schmerzhaft, schmerzhaft verwirrt, wirklich, ist es, mit dem ich gearbeitet habe. Nein, ich verzeihe meinen Arsch nicht für mich, Natalie. Und ich fühle mich nicht, dass ich ein Opfer von Ashley bin. Ich habe mich immer wieder in der Situation mit Ashley befasst, wie sie es mit mir gemacht hat. Wir haben das hin und her gemacht.

Ich habe das für mich selbst gemacht. Ich blame sie nicht dafür, dass ich mich so fühle. Es war meine eigene Schuld, dass ich reagiert habe.

Dann warum startest du, Danny zu posten, als würdest du in einer Beziehung sein? Weißt du, dass... Ich meine, zwei Tage vorher hast du mich getreut und gesagt, ich liebe dich und ich vermisse dich. Und was tun wir?

Wenn du investiert bist in es und du mir versuchst, dich zu folgen, Yes, you were absolutely breaking me down. And yes, I was taking it because I knew that this is what I wanted. And I was trying to prove that to you. And I didn't back off at all. I never went back to what I was doing. When you broke up with me, yeah, I lost it again.

You broke up with me and then the day after begged for me back.

I'd say so.

What do you mean? I'm not dating anyone. I'm not cheating on anyone.

Sie spricht von dem, was ich fühle in mir selbst. Ich habe sie überhaupt nicht getötet. Bist du ernsthaft? Gib mir bitte ein Beispiel, real quick. Wie habe ich dich getötet?

Ich habe meine Stimme erhoben. Das war nicht valid. Aber die Worte, die ich sagte, absolut. Du hast nicht die Mutter meines Kindes für 45 Minuten gerufen, traurig über mich zu weinen.

No, that wasn't a bad thing to do. I appreciate that.

She was watching the live. What?

This was before that.

This was before that.

Yeah, okay.

Oh, yeah. The fact that she's posting and acting like I was nothing and she got back with me for .2 seconds and all these other things, downplaying this intense six months we had, is what...

made me say what i said i was saying ashley just be real stop like pretending like we're nothing stop pretending like you're dating danny you guys never even dated like why are you acting like we didn't have these six months of intense growth together and and trying to make it work why are you acting like it keep throwing around six months like i don't know what number you're trying to prove

Ich glaubte, dass ihre Intentionen wahr waren. Und ich glaubte, dass wir tatsächlich eine Verbindung hatten, die real war.

Das ist der Grund, warum es mich reagiert hat. Ich habe nichts zu dir gemacht.

I just felt like it was all fake. Wow, why did I ever introduce... Unsere Beziehung. Sie hat mich überzeugt, dass sie eine leidenschaftliche Frau ist, aber sie hat nie mit mir gesprochen. Wir sind nicht zusammen.

From the beginning, after I messed up initially, I had been just fighting for her respect back. And it felt like no matter what happened, I couldn't get it.

nachdem sie mit mir verabschiedet wurde, Februar, was auch immer es war, und die Botschaft von ihr erhielt, dass sie mein Wachstum erhielt, den Mann, den ich geworden bin, erhielt, wie viel Arbeit ich darstellt habe, erhielt, dass sie mich verabschiedet hat und dass sie mich entschuldigt hat. Das hat mir viel bedeutet, obwohl ich ein bisschen zu Angst war, darauf zurückzukehren.

Weil, wie du gesagt hast, es sah so aus, als wäre es zu weit weg. Ich habe gehört, dass sie sich überrascht hat, was da passiert ist. Das war wichtig für mich, weil ich das ganze Zeit für deine Aufmerksamkeit kämpfte. Was wolltest du mir tun? Was war das?

Ich weiß es nicht. Nicht so, als ob wir nie zusammen gewesen wären.

Ich habe nie gemacht, als ob wir nie zusammen gewesen wären. Nichts, was du gemacht hast, ehrlich gesagt. The last thing I expected was for you to act like nothing happened, was for you to act like the grant on the show was the same grant that was with you.

I've already said it and I'll say it again. I was wrong for expecting anything of you. I let the noise get to my head. The past two weeks have been hell for me. Now I realize it. I don't expect anything from you. I don't need to prove myself. You know what we had. You know what I gave you. You know what you took from me, from my spirit. Okay. And that's it. Now we're here.

We don't need to talk about it anymore. And coming from the guy who keeps fucking talking, right? But like, I don't, I'm done with it. I'm done with it.

Und ich brauche nichts. Ich habe nur erklärt, deine Frage war, warum es mir so wichtig war. Damals war das, warum es mir so wichtig war. Das ist das, was mich verletzt hat. Ich fühlte, Taylor, du wolltest etwas sagen.

Temptation.

Kann ich dir etwas fragen? Wirklich? Wie fühlst du dich, wenn du was postest? Weißt du, was es mir gemacht hat? Und es ist ein bisschen rhetorisch, weil ich weiß, dass du es weißt. Aber ich will etwas Reales hören. Von dir. Wie kannst du das tun? Du hast es vielleicht nicht erwähnt, dass du gesagt hast, oh, fuck Grant.

Aber wie fühlst du dich über die Art, wie du über mich gesprochen hast und deinen Ton über mich nach dem, was wir hatten?

Also das ist es, was mich bis jetzt verletzt hat. Es ist, weil es es so gemacht hat, als ob alles im Verlust war. Als ob es für nichts war.

Nein, sie hat mir nichts gewonnen.

So after the show I heard rumors that Ashley was dating Danny after her and I broke up. I asked her about it and she said, no, no, don't worry, there's nothing going on, I love you, right? And then I see her that same night at this premiere party we had and she walked in, saw me, held Danny's hand, walked right by me and... I actually walked in with Logan and Danny.

Sorry, you walked in with two guys. I wasn't just holding one guy's hand. All throughout the next several days, it's, I love you, I'm sorry you're dealing with hate, but what can I do? If I say anything, I'm just going to look crazy. And this and that, while simultaneously making fun of what we had. It made it like, hey, no, there's nothing going on with Danny, don't worry.

But let me post Danny in every photo. Let me act like I'm dating him. Sie machte mir sicher, dass sie mich hier hat, aber äh, fuck you at the same time.

Everyone sends it to me. The amount of stuff I get sent. That's not her fault.

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Okay, aber die Art und Weise, wie ich mich verändert habe, war meine Fähigkeit, vulnerable zu werden und dich zu lieben und dich zu unterstützen und dich zu kümmern und zu hören. Und all diese Dinge habe ich verändert. Und ich habe dich nicht verletzt. Ich war leidenschaftlich. Das waren die Dinge, die ich verändert habe.

Worryen Sie über etwas, was ich gemacht habe, nachdem wir verbreitet haben, hat nichts mit Ihnen zu tun. Du denkst, dass du... Correct, which is why I'm saying that you're okay to do that. I was wrong for being angry at you, is what I'm saying.

Absolutely. Absolutely. I think we all do until we're dead. That's fair.

In my past relationships, I have cheated.

Ich habe mich darüber nachgedacht, dass meine Tochter mich als Beispiel anschaut. Nach dem Show und nicht nur nach der Verletzung von Ashley während des Shows, aber auch nach der Verletzung von Natalie nach dem Show mit Ashley. Das ist das, was mich verändert hat. Ich dachte mir, okay, du bist jetzt 29 Jahre alt. Für die letzten zehn Jahre deiner Leben bist du

Not completely vulnerable in every relationship that you've been in and you have stepped out and tried to find love elsewhere because you're not giving what you're expecting. You know, I had to go through all these kind of reality checks. And so when I think about my daughter, who is

literally the perfect ball of love um of course i don't want her to meet someone like i was no way no way so it's my responsibility now to make sure that i am setting a good example and she can hopefully i find someone that uh i could start off right i can ask the right questions early on i could treat them with respect and love and kindness what ashley deserved from the beginning

Und meine Tochter kann das sehen, wie sie wächst. Sie ist nur sechs Jahre alt. Danke Gott. Ich wünschte mir, dass ich das vorher gelernt hätte, bevor sie geboren wurde. Aber das ist nicht so. Und ich habe es jetzt gelernt. Also ist das mein Weg. Also von jetzt an möchte ich sicher sein, dass ich auf das, was ich gelernt habe, aufgrund von all diesen Dingen, wahr?

Und wenn es Zeit kommt, hoffe ich, dass meine Tochter und ich eine Beziehung haben, in der sie fühlt, als ob sie mit mir sprechen könnte. Ich bin persönlich in einer Familie geboren, in der I couldn't really talk to my parents about personal things, relationship things. And it's not because I couldn't, but it's because the way the dynamic was, they were parents and not friends.

100% parents, not friends. Like we don't do these things. So when I would go to friends' houses, I felt like I could talk more freely with other people's parents than my own. Und ich möchte das nicht mit meiner Tochter, weil, ich meine, eine Vielzahl von Gründen. Aber das ist mein Plan von Aktion, wie man mit dem, was potenziell kommen könnte. Und es ist mehr möglich, als nicht zu passieren.

Und egal, ob du sagen willst, es ist Karma oder das oder das, es ist sehr möglich, dass es passieren wird. Und ich hoffe einfach, dass ich es ihr erklären kann. wie ich früher war und wie viele Leute, die ich verletzt habe, und hoffentlich setze ich ein gutes Beispiel und wir können darüber reden. Wenn ich zu diesem Punkt komme, hoffe ich, dass ich viel mehr gelernt habe, als ich jetzt weiß.

Ich weiß es nicht, aber ich will nur ein gutes Beispiel sein.

And he didn't. I think he did not. Maybe he said thank you once you said that. Right. I can't remember. Which was nice of you to say. Yeah, I don't know. Grant, I saved this guy's life. I gave him the Heimlich maneuver. I was going to ask how he was choking, choking on turkey meat, deli meat. We were in some random person's hotel room and were wasted. And Ryan, he's in trouble.

I can tell he's in trouble by looking at his face and he's choking on the turkey meat. And then I give him the Heimlich maneuver.

Oh, yeah, I did as hard as I could. I got up behind his ass. And he had a Speedo on. Yeah, he had a Speedo on. I'm smelling behind his neck, kissing behind his neck a little bit. I'm like, okay, this is maybe going to hurt, but I got to do it hard.

Yeah, I was like, you know I love you.

Yeah, he kind of Filipino-y. Very dark, small nipples. Yes, dark, small nipples.

Woo. Super sassy. And he was real sassy when he's choking on that turkey meat. He was real sassy and he should have been sassy because I'm like, dude, you're running out of oxygen. But yeah, I did it. Got up behind him just gingerly. But then with a lot of force, I really thrust forward or whatever. Yeah. And it got out. And I do appreciate you saying something. You got his ass. Yeah.

And it was sweet. And again, I think I deserve a thank you when I save somebody's life. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. Don't you think, Grant, or am I crazy? Again, I was having all these second thoughts. I'm like, am I a psychopath? Yeah, man, that's heroic. Yeah. Don't you think? And maybe it's weird. Maybe my problem is I was kind of expecting in my fantasy world.

I was I was thinking he's going to come up to me and hug me and be like, oh, my gosh, thank you so much for saving my life. I've never forgotten about that.

Yeah. Yeah. In the bathroom.

Yeah.

Just checking to see if you're still alive. Well, I don't want to, something else happened. Somebody really died like in this.

Well, I don't know if it really would have mattered if I was there. It was like a crazy like vigil, candlelight vigil at a funeral and then it got freaking shot up.

And his mom got killed.

Are you serious? Yes.

Like horrible. That's why I almost didn't even want to bring it up right then. Yeah, crazy.

Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. No, I'm kidding. That was all through my fantasy world. No, but somebody, somebody, somebody in his family, though, died like somebody like sad. I care. And that has nothing to do with anything. See, now it's like I'm almost trying to.

Now I'm back on eBay. Yeah, eBay's good because it's really hard for anybody to ever find out. Nobody would ever think to look at your eBay to see what you're doing. Oh, I guess that is public. Wait, what do you mean it's public? Oh, no. Oh, no. That's what I wondered one time. I never communicate on Reddit ever, but can people look?

Well, Red Bean, you know what you could do? Have you thought, are we talking about the, in Pflugerville? You know what you could do? And I could help you? I knew you were going to say wallpaper. Oh, my God. Do you like wallpaper? We love wallpaper. You love wallpaper? Wallpaper is so much fun and you have a house, Red Band. Come on, please. At least let's do maybe your upstairs.

Can people see what you're upvoting and downvoting if they know what your profile is? I don't know. I don't think so. Okay, okay. Not the upvoting and downvoting. I thought that before when I'm doing that. I'm thinking, can somebody somehow see what I'm upvoting and downvoting right now?

Don't people know it's you on there? Do you go on as your name?

wait what is that one juicy asian juicy asian yeah uh that's my favorite one wait so what is that like a thicker kind of asian or just wet wet asians wet asians have you ever seen anything like that grant grant's not even there no he's he's on lunch break what uh

Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's good. You could really... Yeah, I've looked on, like, meth. There's, like, a meth subreddit. It's, like, just people doing a bunch of meth, and then it's, like, there's weird sex ones involved with that. It seems great. There's a real dark side to Reddit, by the way. Oh, definitely. There's a real dark side.

Um... My favorite, my recent favorite is the Guess the Cookie Cutter. And I swear, people are really good at that. It's basically, Red Bean, it's a, somebody takes a picture of a cookie cutter.

Because cookie cutters are all different kinds of shapes. And then all the highest upvote or whatever, it's always, somebody always guesses it. And they can be hard as hell. It's like, what is this?

Oh, it's a rose. It's a flower or something. Yeah, it's like that. And then people, that's fun. I can spend a long time.

That looks, hmm, that's like a... That is a hard one. I have no clue. Ooh, man, Grant, you got us a hard one right off the bat. This is a difficult one. What is that? Oh, man. Maybe like almost an anteater animal like doing his head up and he's dancing.

Yeah, maybe like a capybara. Those are his little ballerina shoes he's wearing or something. Or if he looks sideways, it looks like a special needs dolphin.

I'm here too, guys.

Let's find a couple of rooms.

Yeah, squashed seems like a cop-out. That seems crazy. And there's also one called Depression Meals, which isn't good, but it's like some of these. It's like somebody showing a picture of like a monster energy drink in a cup of ramen or like a bologna sandwich in a Coca-Cola or something. And then on the thing, it says, I read one to Erica the other day. It was insane.

Pirate? Yeah.

It was like my wife's boyfriend died. just broke up with us. I don't know what I'm going to do. And the first comment is like, wait, what? Your wife's boyfriend's boyfriend. And then, yeah, he's responding like, yeah, I mean, we got to be really good friends and now he doesn't want to hang out anymore. Now my wife broke up with them. Yeah, it's crazy. Or it's like just got diagnosed with cancer.

I don't know. So maybe that's not a happy one, but it's just fun when it's something like, the boy for the wife boy I don't know that looks like a fake vomit doesn't it like the ones that has like that's what it was looking like when the girl was throwing out up outside the apartment it would look just like that Yeah, didn't we tell you that?

Like Blackbeard. Like peg legs and stuff. Oh, my gosh.

No. There was some girl, Red Band. There's some girl that lives at the apartment that something's wrong.

Yeah, something's up. You can just tell by looking at her. And I see her. I mean, you just can't. Her eyes are very close together. It's like first time I see her, she's got a shape like no head.

Buzzed head. Like some weird dress on. Like she's in a cult or something. And like. look talking to herself looking up at the sky walking forward like I and then I'm driving out one day and I notice her right on the other side of the fence like leaning over and I think oh she's looking at bugs this is sweet and And then I noticed vomits coming out of her mouth. And there's this big pile of vomit.

She's been vomiting.

And then I email the people and I'm like, hey, this girl's vomiting. Right. And they're like, well, it's not on the property.

Yeah. Other people have told them. So then somebody literally puts a big poster board sign with like a stake in it right by the vomit that says stop vomiting.

Yeah. So what is it? It's literally just pictures on the wallpaper. It's pictures of the Pyrex containers.

It's gross. Oh, my God. That's crazy. It's like so sick because I drive past it and it's like, I got to look at a giant pile of vomit, but then it makes me want to vomit because it's so disgusting.

Yes. It had food.

Yeah. Blueberries.

Yeah. Blueberries. Have you ever noticed that? If you like, I feel like talking about doo-doo too much. I was about to say when you do, sometimes you can see blueberries in there.

Yeah.

It's that entrepreneur coming out and those thoughts like that. Hustle culture.

Yeah, hustle mentality.

That's a good question. It would be interesting maybe to test it out. Like, obviously, really clean it once it's out the first time, but then eating it again and seeing what it looks like. It tastes the same. Like, if you had to recook it, try to make it taste delicious. You might could. You just probably have to really clean it off. Yeah.

Maybe put some of the like fruit cleaner or something on it and like a strainer or some way. We could figure it out. Like a cream corn. Oh, yeah. Because that could maybe hide any weirdness. Yeah. Because that cream always has such a strong taste. Yeah. Oof. Because I've always, I really want to get on freaking Shark Tank. And I fear I wonder how much longer that show is going to go on.

I don't know. I mean, Barbara Corcoran is is getting really old. They got to do her thing on her face where it looks like she's a zombie.

Oh, really? Yeah, poor Barbara. Oh, wow.

Yeah, we know you're old as, we know you're so old, Barbara. You've been doing this for so long. We don't care that you've got wrinkles, woman. Yeah, we want to see that face. We want to see that real face, Barbara Corcoran. Mm-hmm. The face that got you in the door for all those deals in New York City for all the apartments you started. I mean, this woman is so great at real estate.

This woman is a legend. That's his favorite shark. And now she's messing up. And we were watching something last night about what America's Got Talent and freaking Simon Cowell ruined it and not being mean to people anymore and looking like a clay monster. He's crazy.

Are you allowed to do that? Does that make you kind of look normal again if you get stuff done and then you get stuff put in and then you take it out?

It's so strange. Yeah, what did he do? The no one to hold him, no one to fold him?

Oh, my gosh. And then what did he paint over it or put new wallpaper? No, he painted over it. He's like, don't ever do wallpaper, Brian. Look what happened. And he's just in there peeling it off.

It makes me want to cry. The Nadav guy, you know him? He's doing some poker thing. Do you ever play poker? Yeah, he invited me to that.

I'm just not. Yeah, five card stud. Or what is it? I don't even know what people play. Uno. Uno.

What is that? Uno is good if you get a reverse card, right? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, you get a reverse. You know, things are looking up on your next go around. Like, go fish.

Let's see what it is. Oh, you really brought something. Oh my gosh. What? This was at your grandmother's house?

For the record, Red Band's grandmother and I have never met. Yeah.

yeah it this is she said that it used to have eyes but then one day it just disappeared her the eyes disappeared on it yeah there's no eyes granted if you want to zoom in it's kind of there's no eyes on this thing well why are you shaking so much it's hard this thing weighs 20 pounds not kidding it is it weighs so it's so heavy yeah is that concrete

Oh, wow. Copper wire. Well, that's so cool. Yeah. Are you letting me?

That's the weirdest thing. It like hurts me. Now we just got my. This is crazy. I would have said to your grandmother, though, if she was trying. But again, we never met. So it's like kind of crazy. But it's like I feel like I have a little more hair on the top of my head. Yeah, totally. Really? You agree? Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. Yeah. And a lot softer, too. Yeah, because that's wild.

Well, that's insane. Well, thank you so much for bringing that. That's insane. Grant, have you ever seen anything like this before?

Look at that. And it really, with the copper wiring, it really kind of gets how at least my hair used to look before I started getting older. And it's not as shiny, but yeah, it used to be shiny like that.

It's just horrible. Yeah. It can take me 20 minutes trying to get the sticker residue off of like one of my magnets that I get. It's like this nightmare. Do you collect magnets? Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh, Red Band, if you saw, I bet you would like our refrigerator.

Like copper. We're making Gator bored. Hold on. Don't even look at Gator on the thing. It's like she's falling asleep, somehow sitting in between the chairs. Gator, you better be careful.

Really, I do think if I speak like that, she can understand the English language. You just got another kiss?

Oh, gosh.

Yeah, I don't really want to talk about it. They kicked me off. No, I'm kidding.

I'll still want to. Yeah, I'm not even top 100 anymore. Basically, I don't know. I've done. It's wonderful. Just the end of last year, I was feeling with going out on the road and kill Tony every week. And I was doing so many of the cameos. It was just burning my ass out. And I still totally do them, but I'm just not doing as many. Um, which is kind of, I don't know, but we'll see. It's fun.

I mean, I still totally enjoy doing them. I need to do a couple today, but it just got so, uh, so many, he would just be up in the room for five hours doing cameos.

But it's wonderful. I mean, it's a wonderful blessing, and people are so incredibly sweet to get them. It's just I'm trying to figure out the sweet spot of what I charge on the thing versus the amount I'm getting. I'm just working on that.

Work-life balance. That's right. Trying to figure that out. I mean, somebody's got to be giving Gator little raspberries on her tummy all day. It's like... Yeah, and she's a berry teepee.

Oh, my God.

What is she saying? Is she being nice?

Did you watch her? Did she go on? Did you watch her set or anything? No, I didn't. Well, that's fun. Yeah, you would have to go up there. You would have to say, hey, I'm a comedian. I'm one of the owners here. Oh my gosh, I would say that.

Oh, cool. Yeah, we'll send you a picture. Oh, my gosh, magnets. And on the one side, you'd really like it. It's a bunch of Ohio. I've been to so many places in Ohio. It's a bunch of Ohio representation. Wow.

Like with the dating show. What was the dating show called? Singled Out?

With what just a moon ended up beating women?

Yeah.

That's her on the right.

Yeah.

I swear I do feel like I remember her on that now. I had no idea that was her. Yeah, and Theo...

Yeah, Road Rules. So that was the one where they would do, like, challenges and stuff, right, in real world where they were just living in a house doing a job. Right, yeah. And they had one in Austin, I think. I believe there was one in Austin. That would be weird to see that now. I'd love to watch that. Yeah. It's probably on a streaming thing.

I would get a big kick out of seeing how everything looked different. Like, Theo, he's like... He looks young. He sure looks young on that.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. What is that? Probably early 20s or something. Yeah. I don't know. That's crazy. And then they stopped doing it. And then I didn't have a chance. I was that was my fucking dream. I was like, I'm going to get on real world road rules challenge. I'm going to do great on the real. But that means I got to get on real world or road rules to start out with.

Yes, go to the airport. And Redbane, I felt horrible. I think it was when I was in Wisconsin. There, in fact, was a magnet, and it was one of the places I hadn't been, so I was so excited. I was like, that's what I'm thinking when I'm going out on a week, and I'm thinking, uh-oh, this is a place I haven't gotten a magnet.

And then it was like, eh, it's never going to happen. I wasn't even allowed to watch MTV for a long time growing up. You had a crush on Puck, right?

Was he the British guy?

We went to the circus, and then... What's... He's not good with that. Yeah, I'm not. You can do it. I believe in you. We went to the circus the other day, and then I was wondering where my mom was, and then she's like, hey, what's in your back pocket? And I'm like, it's a blueberry, Mom. See, you got it.

And that's a different look. That's a short look. I mean, you pull off the short hair look, Red Band. You were looking good in Nashville. You were looking good in Nashville. What did I have in Nashville? I don't remember. In Nashville during the shows. You didn't have your hat on. Oh, that's right.

What a piece of shit. Did he get stung by a bunch of bees? That's like a weird thing to say. And yeah, Gator don't like it either. Gator don't like it.

I don't know. It's probably this thing you found at your freaking grandmother's. That's the ghost. Gator.

Whoa. And your face looks like, hey, can we talk?

Yeah, and it's like, fix my beard or something. It's like, my beard looks, I get it. My beard probably looks shitty a lot of the time, but it's like, mate, fix my beard somehow. Yeah, I look insane. I look scary or something. I don't like it. I look like the Memphis Strangler. You know what I mean? I look like some serial killer person.

Yeah, it does. And that's what happens. And it turns into a nightmare trying to eat stuff and drinking these and gets crap everywhere. What are you drinking, by the way? Coffee? Coffee. Oh, was it a good one? Yeah. You never drink coffee in the morning? Why don't you drink coffee in the morning?

From a store from one of the things I felt bad, but it was like nobody was around. I was there so early and it was just like a kiosk thing in the airport. And like people are around and I'm being so sketchy, like thinking, how am I going to steal this?

That's crazy. Yeah, I drink coffee at 4 p.m. when I need a little pick-me-up.

Like, I'll probably do a cup of coffee today at some point. Do you do iced coffee or hot coffee? Do a hot.

Hot and black. With a Speedo. Yeah, hot and black. That's how I like my people wearing Speedos and also my coffee. Hot and black.

That's like Gator. She eats like one of her tiny little pieces of food and she's got a doo-doo. It's like, what did that just push out all that shit out of your body? A tiny little crumble of food?

It's like this giant turd comes out of her little body somehow, and she just barely ate anything. But that's good, Red Band, because I have the problems. Again, we don't need to be talking about doo-doo. That's what my dad always says. He's like, stop talking about doo-doo. And I agree, but it's like, I don't know. I'm still having problems. I need to drink some more brew juice stat today.

Yeah. I feel like it was a lot more diarrhea-y. And every now and again, I'll get a little PTSD because something makes my doo-doo smell like it used to smell after I drank a lot. And I don't know what could even make it smell like that anymore. Egg sandwiches do that for me. Just any kind of sandwich? Egg sandwiches. Oh, egg sandwiches. Oh, I loved. What were you? Did y'all die eggs?

Did you celebrate Easter or you didn't celebrate Easter?

Yeah, it was my anniversary. And it was 420, man. Oh, my gosh. Happy anniversary. Is that when y'all's anniversary is 420?

Cute.

What anniversary was it?

Damn. Good amount of time. Crazy. Crazy. Seems like only yesterday. I know. She just turned 25, too. Don't do the math on that, Grant. Don't do the math on that.

Like I'm getting like inching closer and closer and like getting my hand near it and seeing if anybody notices when my hand is near like the shit that I'm about to take. Yeah. I was and I was thinking, what do I leave a five dollar bill or something? But then I'm thinking somebody else is going to pick up the five dollar bill. Yeah, that's hilarious. I had to get it. I had to get it.

It probably adds a different crime to it as well if it's like that. You're right. Yikes. I loved my cousins. But not like that. Luckily, it was never like that kind of love. How many Heimlichs did you do to these kids? Never, but their grandmother saved my life one time because I choked on a grape and I was a little boy and I think she picked me up by the legs and shook me.

And then the grape came out. Really? Shout out to Kathy Forstig. Yes.

Up in heaven. Yeah, Cat DeForestick. I remember at her funeral, Rest in Peace, they played Morning Has Broken by Cat Stevens, and it was very sad. Yeah, they're the people that were so nice and took me to Hawaii in the third grade. Why in the third grade? It was crazy. I was living large, baby. Spoiled. I just went to Myrtle Beach. Spoiled. They were very sweet. They took you there.

Yeah, I stayed at the Pink Hotel and watched GoldenEye on the flight there. But my cousin's freaking aunt would not let us get the headphones so I could just watch GoldenEye and not listen to it, which I thought was fucking bullshit. It's like, we're going on this fun trip. It's like, We can't watch GoldenEye. I don't think it's even rated R. It's like PG-13. It's like, what's going on?

And I do remember it was fun, but we were like on the move the entire time and we never ate any food. My cousins were always real skinny growing up and I swear to God, it was like the most fun trip, but I was starving the entire time. And I remember one day for breakfast, we stopped at some gas station. I got some giant sandwich because I was so hungry. We weren't eating anything.

Yes, Frances, my mom, she's good about having a little food around. Gotta have a little food. Gotta have something, maybe some mixed nuts, anything. You can have all kinds of stuff. Applesauce? Oh, don't get me started on that. Applesauce. We gotta go back to Perry's again. Ooh, with the pork chop. And get the pork chop with the applesauce.

Last time we went to Perry's, Grant, I go in to use the restroom and a homeless man is doodooing in the urinal.

I think it was Appleton, Wisconsin. They happen to have a free blood on your hands in Wisconsin.

I think I had talked about it. Yeah, yeah, I've talked about that. It traumatized all of us. Horrible, but a really good pork chop. Highly recommend that pork chop. And they got the good deal on Fridays here in Austin, Texas. Wonderful deal. It's so good.

Oh, yeah, that was good. Don't ever, word to the wise, dude, never, never try to get Crystals or White Castle via DoorDash or Postmates or whatever, because I swear, I'm like 0 and 5, but also 0 and 5. The last places I've been, it always cancels.

I know. I could probably not go back. I probably shouldn't even be saying this out loud. The TSA is going to get on my ass when I go back.

It just seemed more seasoned or something. It's got mustard. It's got some sort of little mustardy taste or something more. Oh, yeah. Nashville's cool. It's got White Castle and crystals. That's crazy. The same city. Who would have thought? That's why Jelly Roll moved there. No, I'm kidding. Is he from?

Yeah, he just lost.

200 pounds. What's he doing? Like the freaking like climbing walls or whatever?

I've heard that's a good workout or I wonder what he's doing. He's rock climbing. Or is it like medicine or something? I don't know. It's probably Ozempic, right? Everyone's on that Ozempic shit.

I wonder. It seems like that could be a good thing and really help people. But I just wonder if there's any sort. It's going to end up hurting people in like 10 or 20 years. It's going to be a bunch of commercials on TV saying, did you take Ozempic?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm also thinking interesting pictures of Jelly Roll. I've never seen him with the clean cut like that. Haven't we only ever seen him with long hair or something? Tattoos all over his face and stuff. He looks kind of bad in that picture by your head. Yeah, this one. Yeah. That looks weird. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, I don't think he has long hair, does he? Does he have a ponytail? Hold on. Is he a braid? He has a man bun. Man bun. Yes, that sounds right. Jelly Roll. Shout out to Jelly Roll. Fellow Tennessean.

Yeah, he seems very nice.

Oh. After the show, what, Saturday? Yeah.

Yeah, Gator ended up being, I think, a little distressed. She ended up panting. She was panting. And I was like, okay, we got to do something.

Yeah, it was too much. Yeah, there he is. But hold on. Again, I can't think of his hair. Is it long? It's short. It's short.

Who was married to Leah Romini.

Oh, wait. It's a little bit longer here.

Sometimes it's mullety, I guess. And then he probably just does whatever. I mean, you can grow a mullet. You can cut it. I mean, that's kind of the joy of hair. You've got to do whatever. You can be really individualistic. You can really show your freak flag.

You can express yourself. I cannot, which is really sad. Like, Redbane, you could. You got to get out of here. I cannot.

I've talked about it on here, but yes, somebody from Turkey, some Turkish somebody. It was like, oh, you'd be a perfect candidate for this. And I'm thinking, you motherfucker, what are you talking about? I'd be a perfect candidate for freaking. It's like, what? It's like, that's kind of offensive, dumbass.

It'd be like me pulling a Joel McHale.

And what, do they have your ass in some sort of back room where they're interrogating your ass, like some CIA black site?

Oh, yeah, I have seen that. Now people are messing with his ass when he's trying to play Diablo. It's like, let him play Diablo. It's like, stop trolling him. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, I don't give a shit.

I can't think of any other company, really. Maybe they easily exist, but I can't think of any other company where that has had a complete transformation in the political spectrum.

Yeah. And now it's, let's put rubbed doo-doo, not to bring it back to that, on people's... people are sick. The people messing with the people's cars. It's like, don't be mad at the person who got the car. It's like, what?

all those jobs and people working for tesla they don't give a fuck about what's going on you know yeah yeah i don't know it's stupid it's the society we live in baby baby getting mad people getting on the big mad depression uh fucking last meals or whatever on that sub right i mean people are getting too lost in the sauce they're getting way too sad yeah

Yeah, yelling at people. Yeah. And it's kind of fun. Yeah. But I have to I got sick for it's been two weeks. I've had congestion issues after freaking Nashville. Did you get sick?

If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow. So you don't have to flush the toilet. Yeah. If it's just TT or whatever. TT, TT, TT. TT, TT. That sounds like, what is that, Jason? What were we watching, the horror guy? We were watching classic Siskel and Ebert reviews of movies yesterday.

They couldn't stand the fourth Friday the 13th.

Ebert. Yeah, that guy's weird. I like the other guy. I like Siskel better.

True Romance. That was one of the ones that randomly came up, which I love that movie. And I think he was talking shit about that one a little bit.

Yeah, he's Roper. Fred Roper?

That's crazy. What's in between them? Oh, a big thumb where they do the thumbs up or thumbs down. Oh, yeah. I got it. I guess they would have their big thumbs ready for the... There's Roper. Yeah, like Siskel's so much better.

That guy was normal, that one. Well, he had big shoes to fill after Siskel. I mean, that was giant shoes to fill. That would be hard. You'd be put at a disadvantage right off the bat. And then the other guy dies, and then it's like, well, I'm not doing it by myself.

Yeah, you can't just. Yeah, you got to have the two different perspectives. That's where they were on to something. I do like it because there's really nothing like that anymore where people are talking about. Is there? I guess there's all kinds of YouTube channels. I guess people are reviewing.

Yeah, two opposite kind of people. That would be hilarious. Wait, so who are these guys?

Do you like them? Do you recommend them?

It's weird when they do that. Wait, so they're describing it longer than the actual movie? Yeah, they go into like a two-hour rant about each Star Wars movie that they don't like. God, it sounds like some nerds.

I'm kidding.

I don't know. I think you've got to have money. Like if you're selling merch, I think there's like monetary reasons where they want money of yours or something.

Is Finn a person in the new ones? I don't know. I don't, I don't think I've watched the last two.

Yeah, I'm a big Finn fan. I'm kidding. I never even watched him. One time I was in Denver, probably on drugs and drinking. And I was with my roommate, Alex, and we watched from episode one to the end all at once. And I never seen them before. So I could probably watch them now and it'd be like the first time. That's what I'm realizing.

I watched all this bullshit when I was all fucked up and I just forget about it. I could watch probably a lot of stuff over again. It'd be like, I'd watch it for the first time.

And then another Austin movie, The Office Space. Office Space, yeah.

Yeah, I think that's where they were filming the inside shots. And I always, I drive by Initech where I'm working out. It's close to where Initech was. And I always look at it and think of the movie.

Yeah, especially if they had the main characters coming back.

Reboot time. Well, Red Band, thanks so much for being on the podcast. It was such a pleasure. And I really do. Your hands are freezing. Yeah, they're freezing because they already can be kind of cold. And then when I'm just chugging these things, my hand, I'm getting, they're freezing. I got cold fingers today.

Grant, did you get that? I think that was on there. That was a good kiss. That was a tongue to lips. Yep, it was. That's how I wake up every morning. Just little kisses. For my littlest girlfriend. Gosh, she was eating hair again because the doo-doo comes out of her butt. And then it doesn't all come out. And then you got to pull it.

Well, that's kind of weird because I do a lot of manual labor, so it seems like I'd have like really rough hands.

So it's like weird.

That's how you can tell somebody's worked hard.

So mine, hey, so mine were kind of maybe a little less than David Jolly. And by the way, shout out to David Jolly. Have you seen any of his show? He's great. He's killing it.

Okay, we got to thank our mercenaries. Ashley Belfield. Asalon. Avery's hair suit bomb. Uh-oh. Got some new ones. Ben Hashen. Bobby Beltman. Brendan Riley. Daniel Hunter. Dunja Fox. Destiny A4. Dingleberry. Harry. Do all uncles kiss on the lips? Dovah King. Dr. P. Dugan. Eli Slugworth. I know Eli. AI guy.

Gator, yes, AI expert. Gator's godmother, Goldie Mae Starr, Grantsworth's nightmare, Hurley at WMS.lol. I love Big Macs. I poison his Big Mac. Jenny J, Jess, Joe Kive, John Shaw, Justin Threckle, Captain Chaos, Casey's mom, Kyle Heath, Larry, Lawyer Joe, Lil Miz, Becky, Nice Wizard, Nissan Pappy, Patrick Casey, Robert Bushell. I'm kidding, Robert. I think it's Bushel.

Ruby Jewel Sparkle, Shady Shatter Comfort, The Big Eyeline, SatRack, Sergio, Shiva, Steve Fournier, The Gaming Crooner, The Wizard, Trina K, Vanderweed, Vicious McFisty, White Magic, William McKenzie, The Cats, William Gere, William Ramsey, Worm Drive Show on YouTube, Choose Your Own Adventure, Zombie Warlock, Anthony Whiplash-Marginson, and Ashley Belfield. Thank y'all so much to our mercenaries.

Great. Especially Larry.

I know. Thank you, Larry. Thanks, Larry. Thanks, Larry. We couldn't do this without you.

Mm-hmm. All righty, Rebban. It was such a pleasure. Thank you, guys. Bye.

We had a dude that painted my parents' house when I was growing up who wore this 3-6 Mafia jacket, and he was brothers with, I think, Juicy J. Oh, I love Juicy J. I know. There was a 3-6 Mafia connection, the guy who was painting my parents' house a gray color.

But then last time we stopped pulling it because I read it could be surrounding an intestine or something.

I don't know. That's not cool at all. Yeah, my freaking parents used to do the thing, you know, when you're little and your teeth are falling out or whatever, your baby teeth, they would connect a freaking string to the cat's butt or tail or whatever and then tie it to my freaking tooth and then scare the cat.

And the cat would run off and sometimes the tooth wouldn't come out all the way out of my head. Yeah.

I hated it. It like scared me because I get scared of stuff. It scared me. It like hurt kind of like really didn't hurt that bad. Right. But it felt like it hurt so bad. Yeah.

Yeah. Some people. Have you lost all your teeth, Grant? You have. No, he's still. He has baby teeth. Most of them. Sometimes people still have baby teeth. And then sometimes, do you have your, what are the teeth in the way back? Wisdom teeth. Do you have your wisdom teeth? I got all of them taken out.

Yeah, I had some amount. They got those bad boys taken out one summer and I was smoking a bunch of weed and I had to like try to figure out ways where I wasn't directly inhaling it from a pipe, like suck it into my hand and then to the pipe so I didn't get the dry sockets.

Yeah, you couldn't smoke. I remember getting the syringe thing and after you eat, you do the syringe, you get the nasty food out of the back of your fucking bullshit.

Did you get your tonsils taken out? I had to. Vance and I got strep throat so much. Me too, like twice a year. We had to get the time. Did you get yours taken out?

So I'm going to be self-conscious about it because if you really yell and somebody looks in the back of your throat, they could tell I don't have the two white things back there. Are they white?

Him being white all the time. Oh, so you don't have those little ball sacks in your... No. Oh, that's weird. Wait, so you can... So you have your... See, I'm self-conscious.

It looks like she is. If you've ever had them come out, they stink. Ew, no. I was around somebody one time who had them taken out, and I wanted to die. Why? It smelled so bad, and it's like these things coming out. Ew. I just wanted to die, but it looked like it was very, it looked like it relieved a lot of, it looked like it was a giant relief feeling probably. Yeah.

Well, I can't get them anymore, so it's kind of fucked up.

Have you ever thought about it like that, Grant?

Play with your lady's tonsil sometime. So you do the finger up and then move it. And then it's like, okay.

A little brain. Yeah. You're like sticking it there. Yeah. You're messing around kind of.

Especially when there's dirt in there. Grow a tree in there. Yeah, it's always gross seeing the people's fingernails with a bunch of dirt. It's like, what are you fucking hopping trains? Like getting your food out of a trash can? It's like, well, it's really sad, Red Band. I freaking grew up with the guy. Who ended up hopping trains. Is there?

Yeah, some kid from Memphis who I was on the swim team with growing up. And then something happened, and he ended up hopping trains, and he ended up dying.

Maybe getting cut in half. Why didn't he just hop boats?

I don't know. Yeah, you would think if you're a pretty good swimmer, and this guy was a pretty good swimmer, you would think maybe, yeah, get on freaking yachts or something. But a train, I don't know. And I was watching some video. I follow some subreddit. It's some vagabond. And it shows a bunch of people like hopping trains.

And it was showing these one people just in one of the trains, but there's no bottom and they're just jumping around. I saw that. I think I saw the same thing. Oh, gosh. Because anything could happen. There could be any little jerk and then you're falling and then you just get immediately cut all up, like cut in half.

Yeah. Just kind of pieces.

Yeah. It's like, what was her fucking ass thinking? Getting going, going up to a train. That's a heavy thing.

And then I guess the conductors have to put their little windshield wipers on, get the blood and stuff off of the... Do trains have windshield wipers? I wonder. They have to. They must. They must. When it's raining and everything, you've got to... That would be a cool job. That's what I think about. Maybe if everything... Trains?

Yeah, maybe a conductor, but you probably need to have a certain kind of education. I don't know. I'd never be able to do it. Seems boring. Yeah, maybe would it just be real boring? Have you been on a long train before? I'd love to. We were watching some YouTube channel.

Yeah, because you can pay like a little bit more probably and then you got your own little room. I think that'd be so much fun.

Would you be willing to go? Would you want to go?

Yeah, there'd be a game room. Everybody's playing Monopoly. Yeah, a game room. Everybody has Speedos on. It stinks in there. It's all about sex. God, if you had another eBay... It's not an eBay channel. What would you... An eBay store the other day. Every now and again, I'll get on my eBay things, and I'll be looking at all this stuff, and I'll find weird stores where it's showing...

hunky looking strong looking dudes wearing like a fucking little bikini or something and it's like and they're selling that i don't know it's weird stuff that people said it seems sexual in nature you have this whole hidden side of you because you always talk like you used to buy speedos from ebay yeah yeah i almost stopped myself when i was just saying that I almost did.

Oh, my gosh.

Because I started thinking, well, what were you looking at, dumbass? I literally was thinking that when I was like, because I'm thinking mainly it's been like Florida Gator t-shirts and shit. And I'm like, wait, what did I do? Oh, how did I stumble upon this? Yeah, how did I stumble upon these dudes and thongs?

Ryan Long, I know, because you were so sweet letting us hang out in the green room. That's always the move for anybody watching. Red Band's green room, the best one at any of these big Kill Tony shows. He's letting us hang out there. It's the best place. At MSG, though, there was somebody, we're not going to say who, who vomited everywhere. Oh, my God.

Vomit everywhere. And Redman is just trying to potty. He's been in front of 20,000 people, and he's trying to potty, and fucking there's vomit every hurl. Ralph. Did you ever call it Ralph? Ralphin'. Yeah, Ralphin'. Red Band's greener.

But yeah, Ryan Long. But then, Red Band, I get so in my head. I start thinking... Are you a crazy person? Why do you bring that up? I swear I was, like, taking a shower, like, once we got back, and I'm like, why do you feel the need to tell everybody that you saved Ryan Long's life?

Papa's sick. No, I'm okay. I'll be out there soon to make you grilled cheese. And look at that. I mean, that's a scary looking, that would be a scary looking freaking foster kid.

Yes.

If that was like your kid, that looks like a grown man with that freaking beard. I know. To be like, wait, what is going, dude, I get the right papers. What's going on here? Is this correct? He has a balaclava leaving the orphanage. He has a damn balaclava on. Yeah. Could you imagine? I'd be thinking to myself, wait, are y'all sure this isn't just like a robber?

Wait, this is an actual kid I'm adopting? This isn't a robber? Does he have some sort of medical condition where the balaclava holds his face together? Yeah, I mean, do we not want to take it off for some reason? Does he have some real bad... God.

case there was a freaking judge million last night where the woman got her extensions and then she was claiming the other party did glued something wrong and then she takes off her wig and it looked horrible she was like all bald looking all over the place crazy looking and it was very dramatic but then she ends up giving her doctor statement and the doctor said that she had alopecia so she actually lost the case

No. Yeah. The other lady won. So kind of a weird one. Yeah. It's a toss up alopecious, you know, or is it hereditary? So scary. It's really hard to figure it out. And honestly, Casey, this is a kind of a serious something happened to me on Friday. And I think everybody, anybody that listens to this really needs to hear it. There was I was on the airplane next to a man named Steve and

And a flight attendant, some sweet lady was like, oh, my husband and I think you're funny, which that never happens. But some lady says that. And then Steve, about three minutes later, the whole time he hadn't said anything to me, I'd said anything to him. I didn't care. Sure. And then about three minutes after that, we start talking and then he starts telling me.

Zero dark 30 over here. Yikeroo. Yeah, 0 for 30. That's his 30 for 30. 0 for 30.

About his life, about why he was in Austin, because he was meeting up with some woman and then that didn't work out. And then he was telling me it went into Sasquatches and he was telling me it always does. Oh, my gosh. And he was thinking that they actually have like psychic powers and they can end up getting in your mind and really wreaking havoc on your mind.

And then if for whatever reason you buy property, he said he had a little extra money and he's wanting to buy property somewhere. Right. But he has to be so careful because if you start hearing noises at night, it means it's a Sasquatch and you can't and you got to have to say you're going to have to sell the property. You're going to have to abandon the property.

Excuse my language, because there's a lot of squatches out there going, get off our land. And that's exactly what he was talking about. And I had never even heard this. And then he freaking walks with me to my gate because we kind of became friends a little bit in this moment.

And then he tells me about the rapture that he thinks when Jesus ends up coming down and getting his faithful people, or I think that's what he was saying, that it's just going to be all the evil people on the earth. And you know what's going to be activated when that happens, when Jesus comes down, the Sasquatches are going to be activated.

And they're going to be wreaking havoc, killing all of the evil people left on the earth. They're angels. Yes, they're pretty much like angels is I think what he was getting at. And then he starts showing me pictures of the Vietnamese woman. He sends five hundred dollars to every month. And then he shows me pictures of her three children.

And he says he really likes her because she only asked for five hundred a month. Only every now and again is she sick and she needs more money. And then he shows me the picture of the woman who didn't meet up with him in Austin, which is why he was in Austin. And it's some, like, Middle Eastern European. What was I trying to say? I was trying to say Middle Eastern, but that was totally wrong.

Like, Eastern European, like, model woman. And I'm like, have you ever heard of the word catfishing before? And he kind of looks at me in this weird way and kind of smiles a little bit. I'm like, I'm serious. Like, you need to be careful, Steve. Like, this seems crazy.

Yeah. He is letting these people take advantage of his ass. I don't know. Maybe he loves it. You think he just slings really good dick? You think he's just... I mean, he's obviously getting catfished. Was he like an older, dumpier guy? Yes, he was probably, I don't know, 65. Sure. Kind of just a very nondescript guy who used to work in Hollywood. He said he was a camera person. I don't even know.

And he has extra money and he's going to buy the land somewhere. And it's fucking it's just like, dude, you're crazy. It's like I wanted to believe in the Sasquatches. But I swear to God, when he starts showing me the women he's sending money to, I'm thinking this guy's a nut. It's like, does that almost kind of make his Sasquatch stuff not legitimate a little bit? Even though it might be.

Yeah. Okay, well, I will not let it bother me about the love stuff. And we all have our faults. And his is apparently he's dumb. Yeah, just getting catfishing. He meets them all on Twitter. He said certain dating websites with Asian women and then also Twitter is how he's meeting these women. Oh, is he just like posting like any honey is up tonight? Anyone want to date? I have no idea.

I got to get a girl with promise rings soon. Are you going to? Have you really been thinking about it? Are you going to? Hopefully. Well, I think I've said this before, but I'm trying to have a kid save my life. I need to have a son save my shit soon. And what, again, what are we thinking?

I have no idea. But I really felt genuinely bad for him when he's telling me he's waiting at like the train station for hours and the woman's just not picking him up. And I'm thinking, damn, dude, stop doing this to yourself. Ah, Steve, come on, man. And I think that's why I gave him my phone number afterwards. But he hasn't reached out to me yet. I should have put like a wrong number in it. Yeah.

I don't know why I did that. Yeah, put one number off. Then you give him something to kind of keep him busy. Yeah, yeah. He's got to figure out which number is wrong. Yeah. He's got to figure out which number to switch around to get it to the correct number. That would keep him busy for at least a couple weeks. Hindsight's 2020. What was that? Yeah, was that everything okay back there, Gene?

Yeah, everything's fine. I'm thinking maybe we close that door now because it's kind of scaring the hell out of me. Yeah, what are you drinking? Sorry.

Because I poked my head in Mike's office for the first time, Grant, and it looked... Crazy in there, kind of. It was like grocery bags filled with leaves. Yeah, dude, what the fuck is going on? That's like insane. Did you see? You saw the fucking bags with the leaves. Yeah.

Dude, Grant, it looked like a forest in his fucking office, dude. Seriously. Are y'all gonna say something?

Yeah, I don't think they like it when it smells like that because a wet leaf smell is like a sickening. It attracts them, if anything. It's a sickening kind of stench, but they love it. They love to smell like a bear. You just scared me for a split second. You really did just scare me a little bit. Me too. What happened? That scared the shit out of me.

And you have these horrifying pictures of Sasquatch on the screen. Yeah. I love talking about Sasquatch, Grant, but sometimes if I look at it for too long, I do get scared. Yeah, it's like, what is this, a Halloween episode? This is a St. Paddy's Day episode. Supposed to be feeling a little bit good, getting some libations going. Yeah, seriously, Grant, we're doing it with you today.

We're drinking a little bit with you today. I got to be in L.A. by tomorrow night, but I mean, we can have a couple. Yeah, my gosh. Yeah, there's plenty of time between now and tomorrow night, dude. We have all kinds of time, and it's St. Patrick's Day. I can fix it.

That's better. Yeah, that's much better. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that makes it kind of sweet. The one in the middle. Can you help the other ones, too? All right. Thanks, G. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Thanks, buddy. That really makes it better, putting a sweet little hat on. And then how are you going to do this next one?

Are we thinking like literally like the lost city of Z, like your son saving you in the jungle or just saving you like emotionally? Saving me emotionally, like saving me where I look at that kid.

Yeah, seriously, thanks, Grant. Loving basketball, my brother. Woo! That was a good movie. Yeah, it was. Oh, I love that. We got the NCAA tournament about to do. Are you doing a bracket? I am so into bracketology right now. My hands are shaking. I'm thinking Alabama takes this whole thing. Well, we'll see. I'm praying. I'm thinking the Gators.

And by the way, there was some person I happened to see on this last episode we did, Casey, who who took a little offense to me calling out the guy wearing the Tennessee hat. They said something like, oh, well, that's kind of weird of you to be calling him a poser wearing a Tennessee hat because you were Florida Gator stuff. Well, sir, just so you know, I grew up loving the Florida Gators, okay?

I grew up hating the Vols, but I went to Tennessee, so now I'm a fan, okay? So that's why that is the way it is, okay? I grew up loving the Florida Gators, okay? This guy who I was talking shit about wearing the Tennessee hat, he didn't grow up loving the Vols, and neither did I, but I went to Tennessee, so I'm allowed to be a fan, okay?

Not to get anything twisted, but it just kind of bothered me a little bit. Yeah, I'm feeling a little sassy right now, okay? Seriously. That's the deal. Ball's in your court, Freako. Yeah, let me know what's next. Seriously, give me the next set of directions, okay? Because I just explained to you how to get to the treasure. So if you actually want to give me more directions, then let me know.

Yeah, seriously, how do you think you're going to fare in Leavenworth? Because we looked you up a little bit. It doesn't really look like you've been living a life of crime.

Yeah. How would you deal with that one? OK, so don't worry that I wear Florida Gators stuff. OK, don't worry that in my heart yesterday when Florida beat Tennessee in the SEC championship, I felt good. OK, whatever. I felt good. I did feel bad for Tennessee's old coach, Mr. Barnes. I felt a little sad for him. I genuinely did. But I was happy the Gators won. That's OK. That's okay.

Yeah, for sure, dude, who's saying in the comments, that's what's up, okay? Don't even worry about it. St. Paddy's Day, we're having fun today. Grant, fuck that. Get that out of here now. Yeah, that's like a weird, that's like a scary-ass St. Patrick's Day picture. That's like Carcosa. That's like Voodon. I don't like that shit. That's like the Yellow King. Damn. I was about to say, what is that?

That's better? Fucking Yellow King. Damn.

Fuck that. GG. Yeah, fuck that. Is this a cuter one over here? Yeah, married a king. Hold on. And it doesn't make any sense when she says shit like that. You could marry a king, but you're going to become a nun. It's like, bitch, get your head on straight. What are you, high? Talking about she can duck hunt with a rake. High. Yeah, it's like, what?

I can't be running around. Yeah. I got this little rug rat that I got to start caring for, taking care of. This little knuckle dragger. Yeah, God, babies are so dumb, but I guess they just get smarter. Well, you have to teach them everything, right? You would go, cup. This is a cup. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you show them a cup. I guess that's how you teach a kid how to talk.

You're going to be carrying around a rake as a nun? Bitch, I don't think so.

It's like demonic. Yeah. Like even more so than the other ones. That one really seems weird. It's unsettling. It's something about the eyes. I don't know what it is for you, but for me it's the eyes. The eyes seem way too green. The hat, the black part in the hat, it's like make the whole thing green. If maybe his whole hat was green, maybe I like it a little bit better.

But something seems off with me with that effing hat, dude. The black with the white top on it.

Yeah, that one. It's like a weird guy at a music festival or something. I don't get it. It looks like somebody that I've known before. You know what's weird? It's like somebody I've known in a past life. What? Isn't that weird when that happens? Yeah. You see somebody and you're like, oh, we used to be buddies. We used to be friends in the past. We were in the French Foreign Legion together.

Yeah, yeah. We used to hunt down beasts of no nation that used to come and attack the countryside. And that's exciting when you happen to meet somebody like that. Or just see. We were brothers. Yeah, yeah. We were thicker than brothers. We were family. Yes. Grant, do you ever think that about Casey and I? Yeah, we're brothers, right? No, about like we all knew each other in a past life.

You ever think that? Like we were horses, we used to eat hay together? Oh, that would be a fun one if you're not even a human, if you're another kind of animal.

Damn. We were like the three brothers. There were the three brother lions who were just killing everything. I remember that. I remember that.

I'm a steel trap. Damn, Benghazi. Have you really been reading about Benghazi? Ben Larlan. Oof. I know all kinds of shit. Oof. Ralph Benghazi?

Gosh. You hearing all this, Grant? Because it's kind of directed at you a little bit.

We're just having fun today. Stop. This is our alcohol. We don't get to imbibe, Gigi, unlike somebody we know who I could smell the damn whiskey on him when we walked in. You didn't smell shit. Was that J-Mo? Were you drinking a bunch of J-Mo shots? Yeah, it's fucking 2 p.m., dude. You're going to be sleeping by sundown. St. Paddy's Day.

God, at least you'll have a nice spot in the leaves in Mike's office. You'll be able to pass out right in there. That actually would be a cool spot to pass out wasted. Well, it's filled with wood beetles and things. Oh, oh, oh, no, no. Sounds like an old cabin. Never mind, then. That sounds horrible. Probably spiders.

Like some brown recluses.

Wear your gloves. Wear your gloves.

And that's what it smelled like in there. It smelled like an old factory floor. God, like the fucking, the Pierce factory in Jumanji. Remember when they go back? Or what was it? The Pierce family who owned the shoe company?

I know. Well, I'm sorry. We're talking about the moldy kind of cardboard boxes. I mean, that's what it probably was like in their factory. But yeah, we don't have to obviously talk about it. Well, that's kind of an interesting spider. Oh, well, if all brown recluses look like that, my house would be full of cardboard boxes. I would make my house basically like a cat's house.

Like, Grant, you have two daughters. How do you, is that what you do? Yeah. You go, this is a plate.

It would just be a bunch of towers of boxes, which would be fun. You could crawl around in there.

Oh, funny. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So you're watching. Did you finish True Detective? You were watching it again, you told me.

Oh, my God. I know.

Mm-hmm. It's the real deal. Oh, my. Are my hands cold? that's cool what is it what it hurts they're little studs oh i love it what is that like a black colored rock of some sort oops wrong way yeah well it's obsidian obsidian okay okay okay is it in the other ear too you better believe it Dude, did it hurt?

I think the anticipation was worse. Where did you go? Like in a mall or something? Or where did you go?

I went, oh, this place is run by the government. That's interesting. Y'all are piercing people's ears for the government.

Anyways, but I went to some tattoo shop. Did you end up at least when you were leaving the place, like throwing something on the ground or doing something? I knocked over the bowl of peppermint. Nice. Nice.

Yeah. Pick it up, bitch. Pick it up. Bitch. Or get the government to pick it up since they run your shit, bitch. Yeah. Hopefully a street sweeper fits through the fucking door. Yeah, they work for the government, so they must clean up in here, right? Y'all got street sweepers in here, right, bitch? Oh, why don't you go ahead and pick up the red phone and get us right to the White House?

15 maybe yeah 15 well you could always be a foster parent that's i show up to the podcast i have a foster son he's 18 years old he just got out of juvis gosh i don't know and then i hope i would like him casey because i don't i would not want to be scared i would not want to be scared for you i would just think man was this a mistake casey getting a fucking 18 year old kid right now

I don't want to get my ears pierced by you. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck. You probably would have gotten sick or something. So thank God you didn't fucking do it. So you went to somewhere else and then he did it on two? It probably would have been the damn vaccine. It probably would have been Moderna and Pfizer. Yeah, dude. That's what they're doing up in Canada, man. They're sneaking it in.

Yeah, you got to be so careful.

Oh, okay, okay. Threw me off. Damn. Well, they're cool looking. Oh, my gosh.

Probably be a damn daddy by then. And the hospital's going to make you take out the ear, or like when he's getting born or whatever, they're probably going to make you take those damn things out. So what are you going to do? The hole closes right up. They said if you take those out even for a second.

Is that why the people end up putting those giant things in? Are you going to do that? The gauges? Yeah, are you going to end up doing gauges? I don't want gauges. I'm afraid the hole would stink. Yeah, it's always kind of gross. What is happening? You're scaring the, did something happen? It's on me. Oh, thanks, dude. Appreciate it. Oh, my gosh, yeah.

Yeah, did the other one, was the other one bloody a little bit?

I hear, wait, can you hear me? Say it again. Oh, it's because it changed. Oh, yeah, I totally heard. I hear you. Yeah, maybe this is how we do it in the future, because if you like it this way, and then the guest can wear the other ones. Oh, no, I'm all tied up now. Things are not going well.

But you do, Casey, you will find I'm constantly I have to put my arm on the cord or like they'll come out of my ear. Like I have to you will find you need to do that. Yeah, I like it. I do not mind it. But I find I having I have to do that. And Grant, I'm not talking trash at all. I'm just telling I'm warning Casey. He's going to probably find he's got to do this number.

You guys are pretty good dudes. We're trying, dude. It's fucking St. Paddy's Day. The freaking river is green up in Chicago probably right now. I want to take a red line. The red line up there? Yeah. We could after this, hypothetically. I'd love that. Grant, I got to be honest. These sound like shit.

You want to go back?

Welcome to my world. I'm now used to it. Now I'm used to how you're hearing it. I swear to God. So it always sounds like this to you? It must. Hold on. Let me hear it. Yeah, hear it. It's probably the same.

Does it sound like that to you? Does it sound weird?

Hold on. Put those on. See if those sound different.

Does that sound different? It's what it sounded like to me, I guess. Oh, that's what this one sounded like?

Yeah. He's been institutionalized. I've been institutionalized. But these do, I think, sound better than these ones. I'm sorry. Just give me the big boys. Oh, my gosh, and Grant has a green shirt on, so you can't see him, but he's literally, like, right here. Yeah, he's right behind me, and he's tickling my little twin. Whoa! Oh, my gosh, Grant. Why was your skin transparent? Why did that happen?

Because his skin's not green.

Yeah, is it a leprechaun kind of thing? You getting your rocks off? Yeah, what's going on back there? Sorry, I get my ears pierced. Rocks off. You would never. Please, dude. Should I? No, no.

Right. damn right you do and you could always that would be fun you could find different earrings but be careful dude if you ever got like a dangly one be careful because that thing could get stuck in something and then rip out of your ear yeah especially if i'm on like the run from a security guard like i've been shoplifting and it gets caught on like a gate or a chain like fins Oh, my gosh.

You would have to. Yes, you would have to adjust. I think what you're wearing now would be perfect for something like that. You could never. Yeah. Depending on your situation, you could not wear dangly ones. And if it fell off, like at the scene of the crime, like when I'm stealing all the jackets. They could get the DNA. So you just got to think about it.

My son's just clearly wailing on me. Damn. Sorry guys, my credit cards actually, I think I must have misplaced them. And he's just spinning up your shit at the fucking mall or somewhere wherever fucking an 18-year-old would go be spinning money.

We got to think about this on what you would wear. Again, I think what you're currently wearing would be perfect, though. Nice and compact. Nice and compact. It's not going to get caught on something. We're totally fine. I want to go see the river in Chicago. Have you ever seen it green like that? I haven't. I wish I did. And I wish I was there with my whole friends and family right now.

Yeah, it's kind of sad, actually. Grant, can you please, like, do another picture? We're not kidding. Like, this really is, like, sucks.

Yeah, man. It's almost, like, too hot here already. It's like, it's probably, I was, yeah, Chicago, leaving Chicago yesterday. It actually was cold. It was, like, snowing outside.

That's sweet. But it's like, man, I could be doing that up at the freaking St. Paddy's Day Parade in Chicago right now with the Green River, kissing your buddies. It's like, dude, Grant, dude, do another picture, man. I know. Yeah, you go, oh, shit, Brad, looks like you're wearing blue shoes.

Yeah, don't be running. Yeah. Oof. And those are the best kind of kisses when your boy's just like getting off of work. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

Yeah. He's down to clown tonight. It's fucking St. Patty's day. He didn't wear green on purpose. He could have worn a green tie, but he thought earlier in the morning, let's see where this takes me. Cause it either could be a pinch or a kiss. So let's see how many we get of each today. Let's keep a little talus. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see what happens.

And then at the end of the day, I'll meet my boys by the river and it's going to be green and we're going to have a blast. And he walks right.

He goes, I'm going to keep a talus today.

I'm going to figure it out. I've always said to myself I'm going to keep a talus, but I never did. I never did. And today's the day. Yes, it is. So cool. And uh-oh, don't stop me now. He's having three drinks in one hour. That is 36 ounces of fluid. He's crushing it. Oh, my gosh. I don't even want to think of it like that. 36 ounces. That's basically a whole 40 ounce of caffeinated drinks.

That's all order. I'm feeling wild right now. I don't even know how much freaking. Oh, my gosh. And by the way, Grant, thanks so much for y'all having these in there. The caffeinated ones?

Yeah, because we're hungry and we really do like the Clif Bar Kids or whatever.

Z-Bars.

All right. What would you even do? Like, take a bite of one and then take a bite of the other?

They're good stuff. I just started thinking about the Italian sandwich for some reason. And they heat them up real good. Well, the last time I got it was in L.A., and it was actually, like, really sad. Really? It wasn't very good? No, they didn't, like... They didn't heat it up enough, and then I was... Yeah, thanks so much, C-Bar. We really do appreciate y'all.

Yeah, he's literally walking into the Lexus dealership with the glasses on. Just, hey, let me get the new electric Lexus y'all got. I think it's a bunch of money. Can I... Do you care? I'm over 18. I mean, look at the glasses. Money's no object. Oh, that's my dad's name. And it's my name too now. Yup. He adopted me. I'm the foster kid. And then that's maybe why that family, Casey, what was it?

We really appreciate y'all, especially in our time of need today. I mean, we're both, like, fucking starving. I'm losing steam. Oh, no, Casey! Oh, no! What happened? I almost freaking fell out. Dude, what happened? You're just speaking Spanish, dude. That'd be funny if before you passed out, you just spoke another language. Somebody get the cot, he's about to freaking pass out.

Somebody get me some wet leaves. And then Mike goes, oh? Yeah, he gets up from out of the thing, gets the leaves out of his face and stuff. Yeah, he's like Frankenstein almost, like getting up, yeah. Frankenstein's a monster. Don't let his ass hear you say that, dude. He can't hear us right now, can he, Grant?

Bullshit. He was just pushing stuff over like Frankenstein's monster because he can't really see that well. Oh, my God. So he's taking stuff out of his office, putting it in your office. Lots of bags of leaves in here. Is that really your office? He keeps just handing you handfuls of leaves. And you go, okay, thanks. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Don't bring any more. That's okay. I have plenty.

Yeah, there's so many right now. Please don't bring any more. No, seriously, Mike. Please. That's okay, though. Thanks. And he goes, leave. Leave. Don't crunch it. Don't crunch it. Stop. Oh, fuck. Man, it's getting little pieces everywhere, dude. Oh, it's in my to-go box. Yeah. Fuck, it's in my Chili's. God, we should go to Party Chili's today.

I bet Party Chili's is going to be a rip-roaring good time. I bet it would be. I would love to go. We really do have to go. We got to get our white asses out there. We got to get our white asses into the Chili's on 45th. We have got to do it. That place is always freaking packed. And man, if it was only well, thank God it wasn't on one St.

Patrick's Day when I was living at the apartments back in Memphis. And that was the day, Casey, I wish I could remember how many years ago we're talking now, maybe 10 years ago now. The fateful day when I mixed the acid and cocaine. It was on a St. Patrick's Day. And it was a horrible nightmare to end all nightmares for me.

God. Yeah, I remember it was a freaking different. It was a different guy than that normally than normally delivered the cocaine. And he had like another car of people. And then that scared me to death.

death because i was already tripping and i like go down there and get it from him and again there's another car filled with people right behind them and then for 20 minutes afterwards i have my blinds drawn in like the one room of the apartment that i can look down there and i'm looking barely looking scared to death thinking they're gonna park and come up and get my you call your family and you say guys i'm about to be taken yeah

Write this number down. Write this number down. This is the guy that took me. Write this number down. The number is just the latitude and longitude of party chilies.

I just kept falling on this hand. It just wouldn't heal. Oh, no. From the ages of like 19 to 21, I had a permanent – I had a permanent cast on because I punched a wall in Athens, Georgia and just shattered my hand and just blackout drunk.

And I just shattered my hand. And he was like, check what out? And I was like, ah. Oh, my God.

The two women, maybe that's why they drove off the cliff because they were already worried that the foster kids were acting up a little bit and they had to do something about it. And they actually saved the whole world from a bunch of monsters from the knuckle draggers. Because then those kids have kids. Those kids have kids. Next thing you know, extrapolate.

He was like, what were you trying to show me? But I ran into the river in Savannah during the St.

With your broken hand? Yeah, with my broken hand and I was like covered in like sand, like sand everywhere. So I was just the only sandy guy in a sea of people. That's funny. Sandy cheeks. Wait, did your cast freaking, did they ever like apply a new one or did it just stink after two years?

Fall on it.

Oh, my gosh. Wait, it still hurts now? Like what, when it's about to rain or if it's getting colder or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to rain on Wednesday. Put some boards up, get in the cellar, get the cellar ready, and just pray. It's not like the cellar in the fucking movie Twister, dude. Oh, my God. The daddy gets sucked out. Gets sucked out. And how did Little Helen Hunt and the mama, how did they not get sucked out? That's what I didn't get on that movie. One of history's mysteries.

You know, tornadoes just kind of pick and choose who they want.

What in the, whoa. Hey, guys, help.

Huh? And see, Casey, that is a case. You would want the smaller earrings. You would not want the bigger ones. It's getting caught in debris in a freaking storm.

Yeah, it's like I'm in trouble. The tornado has me by the ear. It's just pulling me up, like pulling me to the car. You're in big trouble, mister. Yeah, gosh. Well, you'll be careful. You'll be careful. She is absolutely, she looks like a gargoylian. You know exactly what she looks like, Casey. Can you get up the guy who looks real hurt on the Hannibal Lecter movie?

Doesn't she kind of look like that? Like Gary Oldman?

And then she goes, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Yeah. What's he talking about then? Letting the pigs eat his face? So Hannibal Lecter got him high and then he cut his own face off. And he goes, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Oof. And he has no lips, Grant. A fate worse than death. So Hannibal Lecter did that to his ass. Basically, but he kind of just coerced him to do it.

So it's a weird legal gray area. Yeah. If you force the person to do it. Yeah. How do you. Oh, my gosh. Well, it looks like her kind of. That's that's quite literally exactly what Helen Hunt looks like. And I hate to be rude. Yeah, we love Helen Hunt around here. Even though she hasn't been on, it's like she's one of the actors who's like, she was so giant.

She's such a giant actress that now she's been in nothing. It's like, what happened there?

Yeah. And Casey, I mean, if you're thinking about it, if this is, in fact, multiple generations down the line, the economy could be tanking at this point in time. It could be really hot outside. So you do not need some roving gang of just these bad ass, just multi-generational, just Badass kids. I know. Yeah. Well, oh, man.

Was she in something recently?

Wait, frogging is a thing? It's where you hide in someone's attic until they're sleeping.

You sneak in their house when they're at work, and then you're trying to avoid the family all day. Well, you better bring like a Game Boy or something because you're going to get bored just sitting up in an attic all day.

I see you. I was so close.

That's what she sounds like.

God, what a crazy bitch. And I see you. Yikes. Yikes. Yeah, we see you too, Helen. We're not liking what we see. Yeah, you're looking busted, bitch. No, she's great. No, no, no. Yeah, she's nice. She seems nice. She seems really nice. Yeah, I apologize. I've never met her ass. I don't know why I'm trying to act like I've met Helen on before. I've never met her ass. I'd love to.

Grant, let me ask you something. Okay. and answer seriously, Grant. Yeah. You ever met her, bitch-ass? And if you did, would you be scared? I've never met her. If we paid you 50 bucks, would you meet her? Yeah. What if the sun had already gone down? But like we each pay you $50. This is a hundred total.

A hundred bucks. Sun is down.

You think this is the, she had some work done or her forehead just kept growing or something. She looked like a gargoyle. Oh. Gagala. But seriously, Grant, $100, but it is nighttime. Cash in hand. That's not her. That's not her. She looks sexy there. She looks like a Great Dane. Yeah, damn. She looks as sexy as a dog right there. Holy shit. She looks like a Great Pyrenees.

Yeah, she looks like a fucking bull mastiff in this fucking piece.

Casey told your ass nighttime, dude. Seriously. Let me ask you something, dude. It's nighttime. We give you $100 cash in hand. How long? Like, how long do I got to hang? 15 minutes. Yeah, 15. That is... That's a long time. Well, it's like in the grand scheme of things, pretty quick, though. 15 minutes is like goes by so fast.

Yeah, yeah. 15 minutes, dude.

No, but no, no, no. It's not even like that. It's like that's $400 an hour. Yes. Think about it like that, dude. So basically you're making 400 bucks an hour. Are you willing? Yes or no.

Well, maybe soon we could get that going. Yeah, we know people in Hollywood. Yeah, we know people that would know her. I mean, we know Roseanne. Roseanne probably knows Helen Hunt. She has to know Helen Hunt. And we know Jeff Richards. Jeff, yeah, Jeff's fucking ass. You know he knows Helen Hunt. Yeah, he does. Mad TV. Yeah, we love you, Jeff. We love you.

And Jeff, please, I don't even know if you're listening. Come on, tell everybody you know Helen Hunt, man. Come on, don't leave us hanging. Yeah, let everybody know, please. Well, me and William have written a screenplay, and we are submitting it to South by Southwest for the upcoming year. Yep. And Grant, we want you to be like an editor. Yeah, we want you to edit the movie.

Would you really be willing? Yeah, sure. We have it all written out. We just need like a good editor.

Yeah.

No, that's a sad egg. Oh. 1950s Windy Tundra. What's the movie about?

Yes. And he ends up, well, I don't want to spoil it, but let's just say maybe he went a little, maybe goes a little too fast at the very last shot at the world speed record on the motorcycle.

Yes. So you don't have to worry. It's not like he dies or something, but I mean, this dude's going crazy.

Yeah, he's going super fast. Bird hits him right in the freaking head. At least he has a helmet on, but it wobbles him. It gets him wobbly on that freaking thing. And then you get the death wobble and you're going down. Yeah, he knew he was going down as soon as he got hit by the dove.

Yeah, William's the driver. I'm the mechanic. Yes. We'll see how it goes. I mean, we're pumped. I mean, it's like a crazy. It's crazy. We're doing it. We're finally doing it. Well, we bet on ourselves, and the bet is paying off at 2 to 1 right now. Yes, it's paying off, so we've got to figure it out. We've been talking about it for a long time, and it's in the books. We're doing it.

It's going to force your ass, dude, because you're going to be like, hold on. What do I eat for breakfast today? This little this little dude's got to eat something. And then you're going to be like, OK, I'm going to make him something pretty good. And then wait, there's a little extra. Yeah. Maybe I can eat. I'll eat the rest. Maybe I can eat the rest. And then I can't sleep until 3 p.m.

We're the first script to be read at South by Southwest without having officially actually been made a movie, which is pretty incredible. And they, yeah, we're seeing pictures. The one bad thing, again, I'm on the motorcycle. It really hurts your back. You're going to be all hunched over on the things. But like my posture is all fog. This is pre-seats. Yeah, this is pre-seats.

Not to be confused with receipts.

A hundred years.

Yeah, well, no, the guy, he ends up being, I feel like we're giving stuff away. Oh, I'm sorry.

And we are going to have people in the movie that look like, what's his name in Place Beyond the Pines? What's his name? Ryan Gosling. Yeah, we're going to have some Ryan Goslings in there because we got to make it so the women like it too. It's kind of a man, kind of a dude. I don't know. I don't want to say that. Well, it's high octane. Yes.

And it's certainly a thriller, but it's certainly a romance too. Yep. So again, if you're a lady and you're wanting to watch a really good one with your boyfriend or husband or whatever, keep an eye out because it's coming out. We could not recommend it enough. It's called Winds of Thunder. Yes.

And again, it'll be out next year because, again, it's next South by Southwest, which is like a freaking year from now. It's a year basically from today. Yeah. So it's coming out in a year. So we'll be talking about it. Till then, get people excited. Yeah. Well, the studio told us if we could get 100 signatures, they're going to go ahead and make the movie. They're going to do it.

And we look at each other because, you know, look at each other. We're like – 100 signatures, is that a lot or not a lot? Yeah, but we don't have any so far. Yes, so it's turning into a lot. They said you can't sign it yourself. Yeah, so we're thinking, fuck, well, we were going to have 98. I mean, we were going to have two. I know. So 98, like, fuck, 98 left. I know.

hey, who's out there? We just heard a little girl ghostly laugh. Yeah, what was that little fucking laugh? I don't know. It was loud. Yeah, it seemed really weird. Well, it was a bunch of fun today. I'm so happy. I think we're at the end of it. One of the best St. Patrick's Days in recent memory.

every day because now I got a son. He's got to go to school or else they're going to napalm my house. Yeah. Which is horrible. Yeah. You cannot. You'd have to wake on up. I mean, what is. But that's almost like too early. It's like, when do they have to fucking go to school at 8 a.m.? Yeah. Well, then I definitely can't stay up till five or six watching my little shows.

I know. It's been a pleasure. It's been a real pleasure. And we do have to obviously thank Dova King. Dr. P. Dugan. Eli Slugworth. Gators. Godmother. Goldie Mae Stark. Grant's Worst Nightmare. Hurley at WMS. LOL. I love Big Macs. I poisoned his fucking Big Mac. Jenny J. Jess. Joe Kive. John Shaw. Justin Threckle. Captain Chaos. Casey's Mom. Kyle Heath. Larry. Lawyer Joe. Lil Miss Becky.

Nice Wizard. Nissan Pappy. Robert Bushell. Ruby Jewel Sparkle. Shani Shinnikai from the Big Island. SatRack. Sergio. Shiva. Stephen Fournier. The Kill Tony Facebook group. The Gaming Creamer. The Wizard. Vanderweed. Vicious McFisty. White Magic. William and Casey, the cats, William Garrett, William Ramsey, Worm Drive Show. Ooh, I remembered that one.

Worm Drive Show on YouTube, Choose Your Own Adventure, Zombie Warlock. Thank you so much to our mercenaries. We love you guys. And the bounty hunters down there. Cats are cool. Oh, I've never even seen that. Thank you.

Yeah, go see Casey out there. That's so exciting. And then in a week, I will be in Des Moines, Iowa. The Big Island. The Big Island.

You'd have to go to sleep at what? Like, I don't know, nine or nine. Nine. It's like early. If I need my 12 hours, yeah, I probably got to get up around nine.

Yeah, yeah, it's St. Pepe's Day. You've got to take it easy. Are you going to debrief us or not? You said we're live. What's going on? Bring us up to speed, G. Yeah, it is St.

Dostoyevsky, Toy Love, Thailana. God, just a class. I was about to think, hold on, are you going to say like the places you'll go or something like that? But no, yeah, you got to get his ass smart. Russian literature like Oligarchs, Fallen Empires, The Art of War by Ang Lee. Yes, Ang Lee, Art of War.

Get your kid, yes, get your kid reading stuff like that because I think a lot of kids are real stupid these days because the parents are reading the dumbass books about a big mouse or something. Whatever Goofy is. What is Goofy? What is Goofy?

And you're like, okay, even if you figure it out, you're really not learning that much. Right, not at all. I mean, you're making your kids stupid, so you have to be so careful. Grant, what were you doing with your daughters? How do you teach them so fast? Just, like, in general? Sure.

Sure. I know you're the protector. You have to protect them. And by the way, how is your shit going at your house? How's the bathroom? Oh, yeah. Look, your bathroom looks good, but how's the floor leading to the bathroom?

Patrick's Day miracle going on, it sounds like. Next thing you know, he comes back in your house, your kitchen's flooded. Yeah, he's like, oh my gosh, I fixed the one thing, but something else is fucked up. Sorry, we dropped a little paint on your pillows in advance, Brad. Oh, you dropped it on your board mattress? Damn. Damn. Yeah, they just spill a bunch of paint everywhere.

You're like, what were y'all painting in the first place? What's going on in here?

Could you imagine? You'd have to really pick up all the tiny little pieces that that produced because if you ran your lawnmower over that thing, that's like destroying the lawnmower probably. Just shooting them out. Yeah. And just hitting people, hitting cars. Uh-huh. Wait, that was a little different because, yeah, oh, my gosh, hold on. We got to think about this, Casey.

What would that sound like? Because it's not exactly maybe like a gunshot, but it's probably similar because it's hitting the things so hard.

Yeah, what are you thinking? Oh, that was an interesting one on the top of the water. God, that's a weird noise. That is a weird noise. I'm not comfortable actually expanding upon that. That was a weird one. Porcelain's deadly. Yeah, porcelain's not good. A lot of the porcelain has lead in it from the lead paint. Gosh, I was reading something.

Casey, I love drinking out of sometimes I find fun cups on eBay. And there were these ones from McDonald's and people like from like the 80s and people are saying, do not drink out of them. There's lead paint. I have a bunch of McDonald's cups.

You would be old as hell.

Well, we got to look at. But then somebody was like, well, as long as you're not breaking up the glass and eating the glass with the paint on it, you should be fine. That's not a promise for me. That's that's not a given because sometimes I like to live on the wild side. And it's crazy. Yeah, it was what? There's that freaking video of that guy who can eat glass. Would you see that?

I remember seeing that thinking, is this possible? Can I actually eat this glass? Well, if you train your body, but he probably had pica where he can eat.

What weird shit to eat. I know. Just eat like a taco. Eat a fucking... Look at this lady. Eat something normal. Don't eat that. Yeah, I remember my strange addiction, the one woman who loved to eat pillows. And she'd just rip open the pillows and eat the stuffing inside and just pretend like it was like, I don't know, cotton candy or something. I don't even know. She has to eat it really slowly.

I remember the one about the lady who would eat topsoil. So she would just like eat just a little bit of it. Yeah, I bet when she smiled at people, it looked like she'd been eating a bunch of shit or something. Just a nasty fucking dirty ass.

Your fucking teeth are all gnar gnar. Yeah, the poor girl's probably just looking up at the mop. Oh my gosh, look at that. Homer. Mr. Simpson. Mr. Simpson, I presume. Mr. Simpson. Mr. Simpson. There he is. Do people celebrate St. Patrick's Day in England? I don't know. You figure it would cause like armed conflicts. They hate each other over there. I know. That's what it was seeming like.

Yep, we couldn't wear green today, but Casey was prepared. Love and peace. Casey was for sure prepared, though. Yeah, William said, I see you're not wearing green. I said, you sure about that, Hot Shot?

I was reading the book on Ireland, Casey, and then I stopped like 300 pages. And I swear to God, I felt I don't know what the problem was. It was interesting. I was enjoying it. But it started feeling like it was something I had to read for school or something because I wasn't like totally enjoying it. So I put it I put it down. It was about the IRA. It was about just this one guy growing up.

He was born in, like, 56. And then each year, he was just talking about generally what was happening in his life and what was happening overall in Ireland. And I was thinking it was going to be more IRA stuff getting blown up. Sure. What was it called? Oh, gosh, man. I probably have a picture of the cover of it. Oh, man. Look that up, G. Yeah, please look up Irish. Vintage Irish novel circa 1956.

Yes. Main character born in 1956. Seems like... Boring. Yeah, it was boring. Yeah. That pisses me off. Well, the Tories and the proletariat over there are always at each other's throats. At each other's throats. They almost got Margaret Thatcher. Almost got her. With a fucking bomb. They almost got her fucking old ass with a fucking bomb, dude.

She was in an apartment. She was in like a hotel or something and they put it in the hotel, right? I don't know. It didn't get to it in the book. Again, the fucking, it was bullshit, man.

Maybe somebody in the chat. There's no English people in the chat, are there? There's probably, Grant, come on.

Nice. Called it. Oh my gosh, it was in a freaking hotel.