Grant

There were days I forgot, and then I don't really even want to tell you what happened after.

I'm glad they just had magazines in the lobby.

You're right about that.

Next question.

I hope I'm not asking stuff that I shouldn't be, but does your company do any random drug testing?

Yes!

Oh, good.

Okay.

Woo!

That's what I'm talking about.

That's the good stuff.

Uh, no.

Trucks are bad?

wait a minute you said drugs are bad with a question mark did um let me can i try i'm gonna try again drugs are drugs are bad well you're kind of half that was a half a question okay next question um do they have like um those metal detectors or cameras or security here grant why are you asking about that

No, no, I just want to make sure the building's safe and secure.

Yes!

Okay, all the boxes are being... Hey, hey, hey.

hey yeah yeah yes yes sir you are talking about a lot of stuff that kind of makes me really nervous and things that aren't pertinent to our company no you shouldn't you shouldn't be nervous i'm i'm the nervous one because i just want to make sure this is a good fit because uh by the way you don't have any um drug sniffing dogs by chance right there's no no why are you why

You know, the last place where I would bring my own toilet paper, they had a lot of those dogs and, like, handlers would show up randomly.

I don't know where the f*** you worked last time, but that is not a good place.