Graydon Cookie Cutler

Oh, okay. Well, this morning I woke up, Hallie woke me up and she said I took up the whole- It was 11, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but it was 11.45.

Oh, okay. Well, this morning I woke up, Hallie woke me up and she said I took up the whole- It was 11, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but it was 11.45.

Oh, okay. Well, this morning I woke up, Hallie woke me up and she said I took up the whole- It was 11, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but it was 11.45.

Okay, but that's my morning. Hallie told me that I was taking up the whole entire bed, but this morning I woke up and her head was on my shoulder.

Okay, but that's my morning. Hallie told me that I was taking up the whole entire bed, but this morning I woke up and her head was on my shoulder.

Okay, but that's my morning. Hallie told me that I was taking up the whole entire bed, but this morning I woke up and her head was on my shoulder.

I don't like that because you have a vagine, okay? If you were a man, I wouldn't mind.

I don't like that because you have a vagine, okay? If you were a man, I wouldn't mind.

I don't like that because you have a vagine, okay? If you were a man, I wouldn't mind.

I just think anatomically I have to be the big spoon. One time I was cuddling with somebody and I fell asleep and I woke up and they were just gone. And I'll be honest with you, I really haven't cuddled since.

I just think anatomically I have to be the big spoon. One time I was cuddling with somebody and I fell asleep and I woke up and they were just gone. And I'll be honest with you, I really haven't cuddled since.

I just think anatomically I have to be the big spoon. One time I was cuddling with somebody and I fell asleep and I woke up and they were just gone. And I'll be honest with you, I really haven't cuddled since.

yeah exactly yeah a gold star is when you have a c-section um it's like you can't you did not even like come out of a vagina not only did you not sleep with a woman you didn't even come out of a woman you came out of their stomach that's actually a good point not me teaching you about being gay again well that's not like actually gold star but like that like could be a thing that's platinum star like never touched a vag um yeah i'm a gold star yeah i'm your mom had a c-section

yeah exactly yeah a gold star is when you have a c-section um it's like you can't you did not even like come out of a vagina not only did you not sleep with a woman you didn't even come out of a woman you came out of their stomach that's actually a good point not me teaching you about being gay again well that's not like actually gold star but like that like could be a thing that's platinum star like never touched a vag um yeah i'm a gold star yeah i'm your mom had a c-section

yeah exactly yeah a gold star is when you have a c-section um it's like you can't you did not even like come out of a vagina not only did you not sleep with a woman you didn't even come out of a woman you came out of their stomach that's actually a good point not me teaching you about being gay again well that's not like actually gold star but like that like could be a thing that's platinum star like never touched a vag um yeah i'm a gold star yeah i'm your mom had a c-section

No, Holly, that's not actually what a gold star is. A gold star is when you're gay and you've never been with a girl. So you're not a gold star because... I'm a gold star. Okay. Yeah. I'm a gold star. Loud and proud.

No, Holly, that's not actually what a gold star is. A gold star is when you're gay and you've never been with a girl. So you're not a gold star because... I'm a gold star. Okay. Yeah. I'm a gold star. Loud and proud.

No, Holly, that's not actually what a gold star is. A gold star is when you're gay and you've never been with a girl. So you're not a gold star because... I'm a gold star. Okay. Yeah. I'm a gold star. Loud and proud.

We should tell them the story of how we actually met. Okay, let's tell it. You would remember more than me probably.

We should tell them the story of how we actually met. Okay, let's tell it. You would remember more than me probably.