Greazy Will

His black face, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, that's not where he's going.

That makes more sense.

Even weirder.

oh my god so he is like that's what he sounds like sober right you can imagine this dude 12 navy grogs deep at 2 30 in the morning is illegible it's like trying to it's like trying to decipher ancient assyrian yes all of all of his all of the the security footage shows him leaving the club stumbling right he gets in his car he calls lana over she finally is like okay fine

They arrive at his house around 3 a.m.

after closing down the House of Blues and Phil and Lana go inside and are inside for about two hours when outside, Phil's limo driver, Adriano D'Souza, hears a loud noise.

He gets out of his car and sees Phil walking out the front door of his house holding a revolver.

He says to Adriano, I think I've killed somebody.

You should listen to the 9-1-1 tapes.

I did not get them because I'm a hack and a fraud.

It's a lot of work, and remembering shit is hard.

But you should listen to the 9-1-1 tapes because Adriano gets on there and he says, I think

My boss killed somebody.

And they're like, what makes you think that?

He's like, he fucking said it.

Not exactly what I consider to be the most intelligent way to get out of a crime.

Yeah, literally.

A little legal advice here.

Bastards, legal advice.