Greg Anderson
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It's my garage door. Yeah. No, dude, I mean... I've been calming down over the last year, I would say. Now you're going to get me all ramped up again. No, same thing. When I built my academy, initially I wanted the academy to face East, right? Was this a crystal thing? No, no, no. It was just the way that it, the way that like you pull in off the road, I thought it would look better.
It's my garage door. Yeah. No, dude, I mean... I've been calming down over the last year, I would say. Now you're going to get me all ramped up again. No, same thing. When I built my academy, initially I wanted the academy to face East, right? Was this a crystal thing? No, no, no. It was just the way that it, the way that like you pull in off the road, I thought it would look better.
It's my garage door. Yeah. No, dude, I mean... I've been calming down over the last year, I would say. Now you're going to get me all ramped up again. No, same thing. When I built my academy, initially I wanted the academy to face East, right? Was this a crystal thing? No, no, no. It was just the way that it, the way that like you pull in off the road, I thought it would look better.
And it's actually, it worked out the way that it worked out. And I'm happy that it did now hindsight, but regardless, they said, Hey, We know you want your academy to face east, but we're worried about a 10-foot section on the back of the building of containing ancient Indian artifacts. And I said, well, if there's ancient Indian artifacts... How are you allowed to build it all?
And it's actually, it worked out the way that it worked out. And I'm happy that it did now hindsight, but regardless, they said, Hey, We know you want your academy to face east, but we're worried about a 10-foot section on the back of the building of containing ancient Indian artifacts. And I said, well, if there's ancient Indian artifacts... How are you allowed to build it all?
And it's actually, it worked out the way that it worked out. And I'm happy that it did now hindsight, but regardless, they said, Hey, We know you want your academy to face east, but we're worried about a 10-foot section on the back of the building of containing ancient Indian artifacts. And I said, well, if there's ancient Indian artifacts... How are you allowed to build it all?
And they're mine, right? Like, if there's a fucking arrowhead in the dirt... Well, technically, I think it belongs to... Can't I pour a four-inch slab over it and just... protect it indefinitely. Right. And they said, well, we're not, we're not just worried about artifacts. We're worried about human remains.
And they're mine, right? Like, if there's a fucking arrowhead in the dirt... Well, technically, I think it belongs to... Can't I pour a four-inch slab over it and just... protect it indefinitely. Right. And they said, well, we're not, we're not just worried about artifacts. We're worried about human remains.
And they're mine, right? Like, if there's a fucking arrowhead in the dirt... Well, technically, I think it belongs to... Can't I pour a four-inch slab over it and just... protect it indefinitely. Right. And they said, well, we're not, we're not just worried about artifacts. We're worried about human remains.
And I said, so you're telling me that you have reason to believe there's dead people on the, on the lot that I bought. Cause if you're telling me I can't build my gym where I want it based on this, do you know something I don't know? And they said, you can't tell anybody this, but we think that site might be of archeological significance. And I said, what do you mean you can't tell anybody?
And I said, so you're telling me that you have reason to believe there's dead people on the, on the lot that I bought. Cause if you're telling me I can't build my gym where I want it based on this, do you know something I don't know? And they said, you can't tell anybody this, but we think that site might be of archeological significance. And I said, what do you mean you can't tell anybody?
And I said, so you're telling me that you have reason to believe there's dead people on the, on the lot that I bought. Cause if you're telling me I can't build my gym where I want it based on this, do you know something I don't know? And they said, you can't tell anybody this, but we think that site might be of archeological significance. And I said, what do you mean you can't tell anybody?
Like this is a county government, some fucking clerk, like, hey, you can't tell anybody this. So here's how fucked up I am.
Like this is a county government, some fucking clerk, like, hey, you can't tell anybody this. So here's how fucked up I am.
Like this is a county government, some fucking clerk, like, hey, you can't tell anybody this. So here's how fucked up I am.
We got to keep this between you and I. So check out what they said to me. They said, you have to ultrasound the property to confirm that there's no bodies in there at my expense. And I said, I'm not paying to have my fucking backyard ultrasounded to see if there's bodies in there. They said, you have to face your Academy South then. And the building is 50 by 60. You see what I'm saying?
We got to keep this between you and I. So check out what they said to me. They said, you have to ultrasound the property to confirm that there's no bodies in there at my expense. And I said, I'm not paying to have my fucking backyard ultrasounded to see if there's bodies in there. They said, you have to face your Academy South then. And the building is 50 by 60. You see what I'm saying?
We got to keep this between you and I. So check out what they said to me. They said, you have to ultrasound the property to confirm that there's no bodies in there at my expense. And I said, I'm not paying to have my fucking backyard ultrasounded to see if there's bodies in there. They said, you have to face your Academy South then. And the building is 50 by 60. You see what I'm saying?
Like it's, it's nearly a square. And they said, you can't face it East unless you're ultrasound. And if you refuse ultrasound, you have to face it South. And it's like my book, my building on my lot. It sounds exactly. It's the same shit, bro. It sounds exactly like what the founding fathers were hoping. Yeah, dude.
Like it's, it's nearly a square. And they said, you can't face it East unless you're ultrasound. And if you refuse ultrasound, you have to face it South. And it's like my book, my building on my lot. It sounds exactly. It's the same shit, bro. It sounds exactly like what the founding fathers were hoping. Yeah, dude.