Greg Cote
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Why am I sperm?
I don't want to be the sperm whale.
Make him the sperm whale.
I like how the killer whale's real name is Orca.
And it's like, so he comes to school.
He's like, there's a killer whale.
Killer whale.
Oh, my God.
And then his mom picks him up.
Oh.
Don't call me that in front of my friends.
Oh, sperm doesn't care.
Sperm's mom named him sperm, so I don't think he has anything to puff his chest out about either.
Or out of his spout on the top.
Is the puma a fast cat?
I always think of it as a powerful cat.
I don't know, but the thoroughbred named the Puma, so it must be pretty fast.
Or maybe it's powerful.
Although, if you're going to go down that way, it's sort of like if you're on the Price is Right and it's bidding on the thing, like you always go, like if the person in front of you goes 500, you go 501, and then you win.
Dick move.