Greg Cote
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Yeah, not counting his head.
Well, it goes without saying that the tail is pretty much the same length as the body.
So it's a four-foot iguana.
Look, if I had a tail, okay?
Picture me with a tail, like a dog tail.
I'm closing my eyes.
I'm picturing it.
I'm picturing an otter tail.
I don't know why.
A couple of dogs ago, Sandy had a stub of a tail because it was a Puerto Rican dog.
And apparently our friends in Puerto Rico have a habit of cutting tails when the animals... A Puerto Rican dog?
Dogs have races?
This was a Puerto Rican dog.
Willow.
It barked in Spanish.
But anyway, getting back to that, if I had a tail, I'm still 5'9".
You're not going to increase my height because I have a tail.
Right.
Okay, the point is, the iguana that lives in my black olive tree, I love him like a pet.
I would never kill him.