Greg Fitzsimmons

So I get that.

Well, that's why I prefer People magazine over us because, like, when I see Ben Affleck with a giant Starbucks cup and it says he's just like us, I'm like, fucking, that's it. That's the real deal. That's facts. I used to read People Magazine every week. My wife was working in a doctor's office, and I'd say, fucking steal that People Magazine. So nuts. I just love it. I don't know why.

It's because it's so much. After all the other bullshit news that you're looking at, just to go like, all right, I want to see a country singer who's got a new fucking baby. It's sweet.

What did you do? My father was in broadcasting, and he did a lot of voiceovers. And so one of his accounts was the National Enquirer. And his voice would come on every week. All the commercials for National Enquirer would come on. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Give me some.

How about this new kind of like the Christians are taking over the country and forcing us to put the Ten Commandments on the sides of fucking courthouses and get it taught in schools? Who's doing that? It's a fantasy. Wait a minute. Who's doing that? What, the courthouses? Yeah. Where's that happening? What state is that? Maybe it's Texas.

Really?

Well, there's different Ten Commandments, first of all. There's the Catholic Ten Commandments, and then there's the Lutheran Ten Commandments, so I don't even know which one they're using. But is it Alabama? One of the states is forcing them to put the Ten Commandments inside of courthouses.

In that case, I'm in. I'm in on those Ten Commandments. They came from somewhere real then.

They just manifest different types of life forms at different times.

It's more logical than it not being true. I mean, all the laws of physics are about the energy and mass not disappearing. It exists, and there's different wavelengths that all life exists. We're in such a slim... You know, a frame of energy that and now I feel like I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Yeah, but it's just it's not logical that there would be just this.

Yeah, and also the fact that we can travel at a certain speed and the fact that there isn't another life force that can go instantaneously through incredible distances.

Yeah. Is Russia or China, is anybody else going to the space station we can catch a ride from? It would be nice.

I heard it's like nine months is the forecast right now of how long they can stay up there.

No.

No. And how long are they saying? I heard something like nine months.

When do they start eating each other?

Right. You might take a chance. You know what's so fucking crazy is that it takes this long. When you think about, like, what was it, 1969 when we went to the – when did we go to the moon the first time? Allegedly. Say allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. That they basically took with no real computers, with, you know, none of the technology we have today.

Picture a 1969 fucking Camaro going up into space. They got up to space in, you know, and they had a space program that was very accelerated. They did this shit fast because Russia had thrown down the gauntlet. They had already gotten there. We wanted to get on the moon first.

Oh, that's right.