Greg Gutfeld

And then Jasmine Crockett comes out, and she's just really annoyed because Tallarico raised $2.5 million in 24 hours.

So the lesson about this is that there's ways that you can creatively be obedient to what your attorneys recommend.

And they could have said, great, here's X, Y, and Z. We comply with these laws, and everything's going to be great.

I admire you for trying to make me interested in this story, but you failed.

All right.

Joey, you're the last person to make me interested in this.

Is Colbert, as you claimed in the green room, racist and that he actually hates successful black women?

That's what you said.

I have it on tape.

I stand by it.

He was a Republican once or at least a caricature of one.

Yes.

No, listen, I think you kind of nailed it when you were making fun of Harold just now and you were talking for him and you said or poking at Harold.

I mean, then you said that you said it was a big conspiracy, kind of like a charade.

I mean, what did it do?

It made a guy as boring as watching paint dry.

Interesting for a day.

It gave CBS a little bit of headline, made them look good to the Trump administration, made Colbert interesting enough for a day.

I mean, who's the real loser here other than Jasmine Crockett, who gets to play victim and then win something of her own?

There really isn't a loser here.