Greg Gutfeld

It's like it's like sitting there and all of a sudden you'll just say something that you that is right up to because you need what you're trying to do is you're trying to create some discomfort that gets your body going. So like when I'm when I'm restless and I'm sitting here, there's a chance that I'm going to do something really, really, really, you know, like on Friday. Yes. Yes.

It's like it's like sitting there and all of a sudden you'll just say something that you that is right up to because you need what you're trying to do is you're trying to create some discomfort that gets your body going. So like when I'm when I'm restless and I'm sitting here, there's a chance that I'm going to do something really, really, really, you know, like on Friday. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. But you do that.

Yeah. But you do that.

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Imagine sitting in your condo and some zebra walks in, has an itch, and uses your sliding door to scratch. Oh, that must have felt good. You know, that is just amazing. Yeah. You know where this was? South Africa. You got that right. See black and white together. A zebra.

Imagine sitting in your condo and some zebra walks in, has an itch, and uses your sliding door to scratch. Oh, that must have felt good. You know, that is just amazing. Yeah. You know where this was? South Africa. You got that right. See black and white together. A zebra.

I don't know. And I also, I don't want an apology. I want money. I want 10 percent. I want 10 percent of Jake's book. 10 percent for the little guy. Yeah, 10 percent. Very good. But you know what else I want? I want the town hall tape. Right. Let's release the town hall tape. Don't treat it like a Pamela Anderson sex tape where I got to spend days looking for it. Somebody's got it. I want it.

I don't know. And I also, I don't want an apology. I want money. I want 10 percent. I want 10 percent of Jake's book. 10 percent for the little guy. Yeah, 10 percent. Very good. But you know what else I want? I want the town hall tape. Right. Let's release the town hall tape. Don't treat it like a Pamela Anderson sex tape where I got to spend days looking for it. Somebody's got it. I want it.

And then maybe we'll discuss reparations. We need Biden reparations. Reparations that Greg likes. Exactly. Finally. I can't help but think that all this went to hell when Hunter quit doing crack. Things were great when he was on drugs and then he stopped. Everything just fell apart. The truth is the people actually running the country are guilty of identity theft every day for four years.

And then maybe we'll discuss reparations. We need Biden reparations. Reparations that Greg likes. Exactly. Finally. I can't help but think that all this went to hell when Hunter quit doing crack. Things were great when he was on drugs and then he stopped. Everything just fell apart. The truth is the people actually running the country are guilty of identity theft every day for four years.

These imposters took power that they weren't entitled to. You know, you're right. It's not about these guys. These guys weren't duped. Meanwhile, Biden wasn't even competent enough to sign away his power of attorney. You know, they preferred to keep it that way. It was like they liked him docile, like a drugged sex slave, so they could have their way with the American people. About Hunter Biden.

These imposters took power that they weren't entitled to. You know, you're right. It's not about these guys. These guys weren't duped. Meanwhile, Biden wasn't even competent enough to sign away his power of attorney. You know, they preferred to keep it that way. It was like they liked him docile, like a drugged sex slave, so they could have their way with the American people. About Hunter Biden.

Yeah, he's chief of staff, his staff. These journalists had a juicy story. Cocaine in the White House. While Hunter is there. How could you not pursue that story? You got drugs. You got power. You got intrigue. You got sex. And yet the reporters didn't stop to put down their lattes. Nothing to see here. Let's move on. Hunter. Yeah. Now you say Hunter is the nexus of power.

Yeah, he's chief of staff, his staff. These journalists had a juicy story. Cocaine in the White House. While Hunter is there. How could you not pursue that story? You got drugs. You got power. You got intrigue. You got sex. And yet the reporters didn't stop to put down their lattes. Nothing to see here. Let's move on. Hunter. Yeah. Now you say Hunter is the nexus of power.

And there was a cover up. You were there. You could have uncovered it. But no one and no one was stopping you from doing that story except you. And I think the big confession is this is about personal bias. And people are very, very embarrassed to admit their bias about Trump is what drove this story. And now I'm going to save you, Harold. I'm going to create your presidential campaign.

And there was a cover up. You were there. You could have uncovered it. But no one and no one was stopping you from doing that story except you. And I think the big confession is this is about personal bias. And people are very, very embarrassed to admit their bias about Trump is what drove this story. And now I'm going to save you, Harold. I'm going to create your presidential campaign.

I'm going to get you elected. The biggest scandal in Democrat history is this, but it's also the solution to one problem. What is the Democrat Party lacking? They're lacking a lane. They don't have issues. They don't have leaders, but they lack a lane.

I'm going to get you elected. The biggest scandal in Democrat history is this, but it's also the solution to one problem. What is the Democrat Party lacking? They're lacking a lane. They don't have issues. They don't have leaders, but they lack a lane.