Greg Gutfeld

Yeah, that's for sure. Don't you kind of agree with his analysis of the media? This is a guy that rescued astronauts, and they treated like he sent an Uber to pick up a babysitter.

Yeah, that's for sure. Don't you kind of agree with his analysis of the media? This is a guy that rescued astronauts, and they treated like he sent an Uber to pick up a babysitter.

Hmm. Rosetta, he he had a pretty huge impact. I mean, just I think he's made it so that Doge is going to be something that everybody has to do. You know what I mean?

Hmm. Rosetta, he he had a pretty huge impact. I mean, just I think he's made it so that Doge is going to be something that everybody has to do. You know what I mean?

I don't know, man. I think that he's he is the company, Jesse. And like, let's be honest. I mean, he knew he was going to be going to be targeted, but he didn't expect his cars to be vandalized.

I don't know, man. I think that he's he is the company, Jesse. And like, let's be honest. I mean, he knew he was going to be going to be targeted, but he didn't expect his cars to be vandalized.

Give this guy a break. In marriage, you set the bar low. Right. And then you exceed expectations. Exactly. But, Harold, you know a lot about robots being one yourself. I think Elon claimed that the Optimist robot as a product will be the largest product in the history of America by a factor of 10. What do you say to that, our resident robot?

Give this guy a break. In marriage, you set the bar low. Right. And then you exceed expectations. Exactly. But, Harold, you know a lot about robots being one yourself. I think Elon claimed that the Optimist robot as a product will be the largest product in the history of America by a factor of 10. What do you say to that, our resident robot?

Everybody looks down on me, Harold, because I'm, you know, short. Up next, a primetime investigation. Did Jesse lie on his Chicken Bears job application?

Everybody looks down on me, Harold, because I'm, you know, short. Up next, a primetime investigation. Did Jesse lie on his Chicken Bears job application?

By the way.

By the way.

I love Gen Z. They're like the they're going to save this world because they're they are so not woke. So I want to tell them to do to avoid this one thing. Action verbs. How many times did you use formulated, identified, organized, implemented, oversaw, executed, achieved, spearheaded? Just say what you did. Also. Every resume I've looked at, the candidate always led the project.

I love Gen Z. They're like the they're going to save this world because they're they are so not woke. So I want to tell them to do to avoid this one thing. Action verbs. How many times did you use formulated, identified, organized, implemented, oversaw, executed, achieved, spearheaded? Just say what you did. Also. Every resume I've looked at, the candidate always led the project.

Did you ever notice that? No one ever, like, participated. They always led the project. I don't believe that. You want to get far enough in a career where you can put your resume on a cocktail napkin. The shorter, the better. You know, boom, boom, boom. People respect that. Did you ever fib on an application?

Did you ever notice that? No one ever, like, participated. They always led the project. I don't believe that. You want to get far enough in a career where you can put your resume on a cocktail napkin. The shorter, the better. You know, boom, boom, boom. People respect that. Did you ever fib on an application?

So it worked. You should always lie about your ethnicity. Yeah. No, I said I was black. Oh, good for you.

So it worked. You should always lie about your ethnicity. Yeah. No, I said I was black. Oh, good for you.

And it's time now for one more thing. Let's begin with Greg. Oh, we got a great show tonight. We got Tom Shalhoub, Madison Allworth, Steve Byrne, Charles Payne. That's tonight. Let's do this. Greg gets sappy. So if you were watching last night, Jessica Tarloff, you know, broke the sad news that Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, one of the most popular cartoons of all time, has incurable cancer.

And it's time now for one more thing. Let's begin with Greg. Oh, we got a great show tonight. We got Tom Shalhoub, Madison Allworth, Steve Byrne, Charles Payne. That's tonight. Let's do this. Greg gets sappy. So if you were watching last night, Jessica Tarloff, you know, broke the sad news that Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, one of the most popular cartoons of all time, has incurable cancer.