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Greg Gutfeld

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1128 total appearances

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The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

Parents, especially the gender crap. We can't. We can't tell the parents if the kid decides he wants to go from a he to a she. This stuff is designed for lazy teachers. You don't have to grade papers. You don't have to do real exams. You don't even have to take attendance. Gives you more time to hit on the students.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

Parents, especially the gender crap. We can't. We can't tell the parents if the kid decides he wants to go from a he to a she. This stuff is designed for lazy teachers. You don't have to grade papers. You don't have to do real exams. You don't even have to take attendance. Gives you more time to hit on the students.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

You know, it's interesting to see what happens to a liberal agenda when it when it's faced with sunlight. That's why they had to turn around transparency. Showed up and the convoluted rhetoric then went away because they had to explain themselves. It was all based on how. how equality and equity sounds alike. They just assumed they could switch one for the other.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

You know, it's interesting to see what happens to a liberal agenda when it when it's faced with sunlight. That's why they had to turn around transparency. Showed up and the convoluted rhetoric then went away because they had to explain themselves. It was all based on how. how equality and equity sounds alike. They just assumed they could switch one for the other.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

But equality says we all start in the same place. And equity says we all finish in the same place, which is impossible with individuals because that means you must crush them from above. You know what it is? Equity is a trans word. It passes as equality.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

But equality says we all start in the same place. And equity says we all finish in the same place, which is impossible with individuals because that means you must crush them from above. You know what it is? Equity is a trans word. It passes as equality.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

Well, there is a hack. You can take a rubber band and you get tied around your wrist and your hand will go numb. It really helped when I got stood up at the prom. But, you know, if you would tickle yourself, you'd never do anything. We're in love with the feeling of novelty. But this story will save journalism. There's no bias. There's no narrative. There's no incentive to lie.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

Well, there is a hack. You can take a rubber band and you get tied around your wrist and your hand will go numb. It really helped when I got stood up at the prom. But, you know, if you would tickle yourself, you'd never do anything. We're in love with the feeling of novelty. But this story will save journalism. There's no bias. There's no narrative. There's no incentive to lie.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

These are the stories that journalists have to do. You can't do any left wing or right wing. You can't demonize the tickler or the tickled.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

These are the stories that journalists have to do. You can't do any left wing or right wing. You can't demonize the tickler or the tickled.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

We need stories like shut up, Dana.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

We need stories like shut up, Dana.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

We're some Watergate.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

We're some Watergate.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

When you're... Terrible story. Oh, time now for one more thing. I go first. Great show tonight. Kevin O'Leary, the return of Dean Cain. I hope he wears his underpants over his pants. Kimberly Campagno. Yuck. And Tyrus. Let's do this. I'm going to play the sound. Play the sound. And then you go. I'll go around the horn. Play it.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

When you're... Terrible story. Oh, time now for one more thing. I go first. Great show tonight. Kevin O'Leary, the return of Dean Cain. I hope he wears his underpants over his pants. Kimberly Campagno. Yuck. And Tyrus. Let's do this. I'm going to play the sound. Play the sound. And then you go. I'll go around the horn. Play it.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

Moose children. Young moose. The moose children. Young moose. Oh, yeah. They used to live on my block. Johnny Moose.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

Moose children. Young moose. The moose children. Young moose. Oh, yeah. They used to live on my block. Johnny Moose.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

Adrian Moose.

The Five
The Five 05-29-2025

Adrian Moose.