Greg Jenner

And it's not a love triangle. No. It's a love rhomboid. It's a sort of weird... Yes.

So you were sort of right there, Jen. He tries to strike out on his own.

So you were sort of right there, Jen. He tries to strike out on his own.

Doesn't quite land, OK. Yeah.

Doesn't quite land, OK. Yeah.

This is the story we want to see. Run to the airport, run to the jail cell. I love you really, probably. I don't know. That's a great title.

This is the story we want to see. Run to the airport, run to the jail cell. I love you really, probably. I don't know. That's a great title.

I have to point out again, Jen, I'm so sorry, but we're in a double name situation again. We had Evgivu, Evgivu, Evgivu multiple times and we've got Catalina, Catalina.

I have to point out again, Jen, I'm so sorry, but we're in a double name situation again. We had Evgivu, Evgivu, Evgivu multiple times and we've got Catalina, Catalina.

Because Cortez's mum is Catalina.

Because Cortez's mum is Catalina.

This is why we've got you back, Jen. We only do it for episodes if we share names. I appreciate it. So, OK, so his wife, begrudgingly, is Catalina Suarez. Catalina Cortez? Or does she keep the Suarez?

This is why we've got you back, Jen. We only do it for episodes if we share names. I appreciate it. So, OK, so his wife, begrudgingly, is Catalina Suarez. Catalina Cortez? Or does she keep the Suarez?

Great. So Cortés and Velázquez are besties again. He was climbing the ranks. He was the mayor of Santiago and then in 1518 Velázquez gave him another promotion and this one is an expedition promotion. I want you to go and explore, conquer...

Great. So Cortés and Velázquez are besties again. He was climbing the ranks. He was the mayor of Santiago and then in 1518 Velázquez gave him another promotion and this one is an expedition promotion. I want you to go and explore, conquer...

The age old trade. Can you go and trade, please? And bring lots of swords. Yeah. And where is he going?

The age old trade. Can you go and trade, please? And bring lots of swords. Yeah. And where is he going?

And Yucatan is the peninsula of eastern Mexico, right? Yes, yes. I've been there on holiday. It's lovely.

And Yucatan is the peninsula of eastern Mexico, right? Yes, yes. I've been there on holiday. It's lovely.

So we said promotion, but is this Velázquez sending Cortés off to his death?