Greg Miller

this dude whoever built this looks like they just got off their ship at pizza hut like a bunch of oil on their hands they let their dog like carry it around in their mouth for a bit this is one of those like this handheld is a video that you would see on the tiktoks where they clean hardware and like restore it you know like this is the before version you need a power washer yeah my dad had this old handheld about 40 years ago and you know i'm gonna hire you to kind of sand it down um

this dude whoever built this looks like they just got off their ship at pizza hut like a bunch of oil on their hands they let their dog like carry it around in their mouth for a bit this is one of those like this handheld is a video that you would see on the tiktoks where they clean hardware and like restore it you know like this is the before version you need a power washer yeah my dad had this old handheld about 40 years ago and you know i'm gonna hire you to kind of sand it down um

So a lot more legitimate. Seems a lot more real now, obviously. It's been kind of real for a long time, and we've just heard lots of rumors all over the place. I don't know when the Steam Deck 3 is happening. Or not Steam Deck 2, I guess. The OLED, I was kind of used to. The Steam Deck 2, whenever that happens, I got to assume it'll be announced at the end of the year.

So a lot more legitimate. Seems a lot more real now, obviously. It's been kind of real for a long time, and we've just heard lots of rumors all over the place. I don't know when the Steam Deck 3 is happening. Or not Steam Deck 2, I guess. The OLED, I was kind of used to. The Steam Deck 2, whenever that happens, I got to assume it'll be announced at the end of the year.

Oh, you think we're getting it that soon? It came out in 2022. I think it gets announced at the end of the year sometime and maybe comes out in 2026. Now, a lot of the prices of chips and stuff like that is really going to fuck up this whole issue. So we'll see how all this shakes out. But yeah, I mean, looking at that handheld, that screen was massive, Blessing.

Oh, you think we're getting it that soon? It came out in 2022. I think it gets announced at the end of the year sometime and maybe comes out in 2026. Now, a lot of the prices of chips and stuff like that is really going to fuck up this whole issue. So we'll see how all this shakes out. But yeah, I mean, looking at that handheld, that screen was massive, Blessing.

That screen was huge.

That screen was huge.

But I'm tired of all those huge things. I want small news. You want small things. The tiniest news I need to know about. Where would I go find it, Blessing?

But I'm tired of all those huge things. I want small news. You want small things. The tiniest news I need to know about. Where would I go find it, Blessing?

Last story in Wii News. Split Fiction has sold 4 million copies. I don't know why I'm expecting this game to have sold like a billion by now. I think it's because of It Takes Two.

Last story in Wii News. Split Fiction has sold 4 million copies. I don't know why I'm expecting this game to have sold like a billion by now. I think it's because of It Takes Two.

And this hasn't even been out for that long. I was going to say, it's only been out for a couple of months. 4 million is a fantastic number.

And this hasn't even been out for that long. I was going to say, it's only been out for a couple of months. 4 million is a fantastic number.

Oh, also, by the way, I looked further and deeper into Hollow Knight sales.

Oh, also, by the way, I looked further and deeper into Hollow Knight sales.

And they're way past 3 million.

And they're way past 3 million.

There's no definitive thing, but they were at 3 million...

There's no definitive thing, but they were at 3 million...