Greg Miller

IGN's Jarrett Green gave it a 5 out of 10, which of course ain't great. Steel Scene is cursed by mediocrity. Its combat is a low point, so abrasive that I'd rather restart whole areas when I got caught, rather than have to navigate its jank.

But its real problem is that everything else, from the bland characters and predictable story, to the forgettable locations that the tale takes you through, to the initially fun stealth sections that eventually wear thin, will lose the fight for a spot in my memory as soon as I'm done with this review. That's a real shame because there are a handful of shiny chrome moments to find here.

But its real problem is that everything else, from the bland characters and predictable story, to the forgettable locations that the tale takes you through, to the initially fun stealth sections that eventually wear thin, will lose the fight for a spot in my memory as soon as I'm done with this review. That's a real shame because there are a handful of shiny chrome moments to find here.

A handful of shiny chrome moments to find here, but they are buried under a whole lot of rust. So a bummer. You know, I like cheering for the little games. I see someone come around. I'm like, oh, that sounds really cool. And then I look at this thing. Oh, that sucks. That didn't turn out. But mainly it's for me because I downloaded it already. So I'm happy I didn't sink any time into it. Okay.

A handful of shiny chrome moments to find here, but they are buried under a whole lot of rust. So a bummer. You know, I like cheering for the little games. I see someone come around. I'm like, oh, that sounds really cool. And then I look at this thing. Oh, that sucks. That didn't turn out. But mainly it's for me because I downloaded it already. So I'm happy I didn't sink any time into it. Okay.

So it all worked out.

So it all worked out.

Hitman's a fun, fine game. It's not Metal Gear, though. You know what I mean? Okay.

Hitman's a fun, fine game. It's not Metal Gear, though. You know what I mean? Okay.

Don't worry about it. And then your final full item, number four on the Roper Report. Let's talk about your Switch pre-order times. We go to the one, the only, Blue Sky, where Wario64's pinned Blue Sky skeet talks about the timing of all this. Of course, we are here, ladies, gentlemen, and NBs. This is the week. You will be seeing your Switch actually be pre-orderable.

Don't worry about it. And then your final full item, number four on the Roper Report. Let's talk about your Switch pre-order times. We go to the one, the only, Blue Sky, where Wario64's pinned Blue Sky skeet talks about the timing of all this. Of course, we are here, ladies, gentlemen, and NBs. This is the week. You will be seeing your Switch actually be pre-orderable.

So, Wario64 says, Best Buy has confirmed that Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders will go up on April 24th, midnight ET. Current Switch retailer pre-order drop times. GameSpot, April 24th, 11 a.m. ET online and at store opening in stores. Target, April 24th, 12 a.m. ET midnight. Walmart, April 24th, 12 a.m. ET midnight. This works out great for us because that's nine our time. Yes.

So, Wario64 says, Best Buy has confirmed that Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders will go up on April 24th, midnight ET. Current Switch retailer pre-order drop times. GameSpot, April 24th, 11 a.m. ET online and at store opening in stores. Target, April 24th, 12 a.m. ET midnight. Walmart, April 24th, 12 a.m. ET midnight. This works out great for us because that's nine our time. Yes.

Put them in there.

Put them in there.

Yeah, I don't want this to be 858. You're like, oh, no, it's got my old credit card.

Yeah, I don't want this to be 858. You're like, oh, no, it's got my old credit card.

I hadn't thought much about that.

I hadn't thought much about that.

Nobody's got time for that. That's a long time.