Greg Miller

Are we going to snap?

I watched. So there's a big argument, everybody. Of course, the Nintendo Switch 2 now has these pop-on Joy-Cons. It's more of a clap when they clap in. So are they going to move to a clap? Or I think they're going to do double snap now. Because I think the double snap is super crisp. Double snap is tough, though. Only you can double snap that strong.

I watched. So there's a big argument, everybody. Of course, the Nintendo Switch 2 now has these pop-on Joy-Cons. It's more of a clap when they clap in. So are they going to move to a clap? Or I think they're going to do double snap now. Because I think the double snap is super crisp. Double snap is tough, though. Only you can double snap that strong.

But it's like, I don't think, I mean, when they clap in the commercial, I think they're dubbing. Fake snap. They're doing the fake snap. I don't think every time. Now look at this. You know what I mean? Okay, maybe I kind of like that. I want double snap. I do not want to move away from snap because I also just don't like, now take a look at this. Like, no. No, we're not doing that.

But it's like, I don't think, I mean, when they clap in the commercial, I think they're dubbing. Fake snap. They're doing the fake snap. I don't think every time. Now look at this. You know what I mean? Okay, maybe I kind of like that. I want double snap. I do not want to move away from snap because I also just don't like, now take a look at this. Like, no. No, we're not doing that.

And everybody claps differently, so trying to get a clap, no. Two snaps.

And everybody claps differently, so trying to get a clap, no. Two snaps.

That's not a snooze fest. That's awesome, though, right? I mean, I don't know. There's a fun way to do that. Don't do like, we're going to take the thing apart and show you the whorls inside. And here's the gyros, the whorls, and the bib-a-bob. I don't know.

That's not a snooze fest. That's awesome, though, right? I mean, I don't know. There's a fun way to do that. Don't do like, we're going to take the thing apart and show you the whorls inside. And here's the gyros, the whorls, and the bib-a-bob. I don't know.

Yeah, Nintendo's weird as fuck, so yeah, that's going to happen. Don't think that we're not going to go into a very awkward section of tomorrow's presentation. That's happening, period. How long? Five minutes? Seven minutes? Oh, the awkwardness or the overall? The awkwardness.

Yeah, Nintendo's weird as fuck, so yeah, that's going to happen. Don't think that we're not going to go into a very awkward section of tomorrow's presentation. That's happening, period. How long? Five minutes? Seven minutes? Oh, the awkwardness or the overall? The awkwardness.

The awkwardness, I mean, as a grand total, you'll have less than two minutes of awkwardness because it'll be stuff like that of like, and then look, and you rumble, and you do this, and you spin that, and it's like, you know, it's the weird name and I'm doing it. But they got to do that if that's what they're doing. Pre-orders? I think they do it a week out.

The awkwardness, I mean, as a grand total, you'll have less than two minutes of awkwardness because it'll be stuff like that of like, and then look, and you rumble, and you do this, and you spin that, and it's like, you know, it's the weird name and I'm doing it. But they got to do that if that's what they're doing. Pre-orders? I think they do it a week out.

They say pre-orders go live one week from today. I like that.

They say pre-orders go live one week from today. I like that.

Because I think you then... I mean, not that they... There'd be... Even though everybody out in the middle of America who really doesn't care but wants to upgrade their kid's Switch or maybe even their own or whatever, they're not necessarily going to be watching this live. And so that's where I just don't think you could do it. Let alone... Guess what?

Because I think you then... I mean, not that they... There'd be... Even though everybody out in the middle of America who really doesn't care but wants to upgrade their kid's Switch or maybe even their own or whatever, they're not necessarily going to be watching this live. And so that's where I just don't think you could do it. Let alone... Guess what?

We're talking about, you know, what we got here, right? I'm talking about, what did I title this? Final rumors and speculation, right? We are less than 24 hours removed from the Switch 2's reveal, right? Nothing has leaked. Why is nothing leaked, Mike? Because they don't trust fucking Amazon and Best Buy and all these people. They're like, oh, you're going to push the button tomorrow?

We're talking about, you know, what we got here, right? I'm talking about, what did I title this? Final rumors and speculation, right? We are less than 24 hours removed from the Switch 2's reveal, right? Nothing has leaked. Why is nothing leaked, Mike? Because they don't trust fucking Amazon and Best Buy and all these people. They're like, oh, you're going to push the button tomorrow?

They'd push the button today. Somebody would push the button today. Somebody would screenshot copies. Somebody would do... So it's like... No Assassin's Creed keychain hanging around. There was the one rumor we talked about yesterday, right, of it coming with a gold coin or whatever. And that sounds pretty real from Best Buy Canada. Like, whatever. Sure. Okay. But, like, no. We're fine.