Greg Miller

Yeah. It's an interesting one of, you know, The monkey's paw of what are we going to wish for, but what do we have to lose to get it, or what's going to be perverted about it? I'm just so... And I know that I come from a very privileged position, being a Sega kid, that I'm just twisted and warped in a way that I just don't have that nostalgia for Nintendo.

So I'm not, and I don't think you are either, somebody who looks at Nintendo and is like, Get up here. 4K it. HDR it. Be amazing. Look, it's like, I don't give a shit. Is Animal Crossing going to be fun? Is Kart going to be fun? But I'm only using my Switch for those experiences. It used to be I used to use my Switch for those experiences in indies, but then the Steam Deck.

So I'm not, and I don't think you are either, somebody who looks at Nintendo and is like, Get up here. 4K it. HDR it. Be amazing. Look, it's like, I don't give a shit. Is Animal Crossing going to be fun? Is Kart going to be fun? But I'm only using my Switch for those experiences. It used to be I used to use my Switch for those experiences in indies, but then the Steam Deck.

Now I got the Steam Deck and I got the best of every world except Nintendo and, I guess, first-party exclusives anywhere, right? So it's like, I'm not... I don't know what they could alienate me with tomorrow. Even if it was like, you know, great games, but no enhancement for Switch 1 games. I'd be like, WND, but I don't care.

Now I got the Steam Deck and I got the best of every world except Nintendo and, I guess, first-party exclusives anywhere, right? So it's like, I'm not... I don't know what they could alienate me with tomorrow. Even if it was like, you know, great games, but no enhancement for Switch 1 games. I'd be like, WND, but I don't care.

Like, other than, there's a couple things I'd like to go back to, but there's a million games I'd like to go back to, and I'm not actually going to go back to. Who cares? Like, why would they get in my way? Yeah.

Like, other than, there's a couple things I'd like to go back to, but there's a million games I'd like to go back to, and I'm not actually going to go back to. Who cares? Like, why would they get in my way? Yeah.

CJ Splitsound says, what about battery life or storage space? I'd imagine both are going to be dog shit. They're going to make me buy another memory card. And it's like, why do I got whatever the memory card? Like, again, hello, everyone. I served in the fucking Vita and PSP trenches with my memory stick pro duo. All right. Like, whatever. The micro SD cards are so cheap on Amazon now.

CJ Splitsound says, what about battery life or storage space? I'd imagine both are going to be dog shit. They're going to make me buy another memory card. And it's like, why do I got whatever the memory card? Like, again, hello, everyone. I served in the fucking Vita and PSP trenches with my memory stick pro duo. All right. Like, whatever. The micro SD cards are so cheap on Amazon now.

Not to mention, again, it's like, oh, cool. The new switch is here. Reformat the one. I think I have a terabyte in my switch. Reformat that. Put it into the switch, too. Right. I'm the best. I don't got that. Oh, yeah. And then battery life, yeah, the battery's going to be bad. Not bad, but it's going to be... Guess what?

Not to mention, again, it's like, oh, cool. The new switch is here. Reformat the one. I think I have a terabyte in my switch. Reformat that. Put it into the switch, too. Right. I'm the best. I don't got that. Oh, yeah. And then battery life, yeah, the battery's going to be bad. Not bad, but it's going to be... Guess what?

This will be the worst Nintendo Switch 2 battery you will ever have because they will, very shortly after this, put out a new model of the Switch 2 that has an even better battery. Then there'll be an OLED Switch 2 that has all this different... You know what I mean? It's like... I carry an anchor battery pack for my stupid steam deck. I'll carry it for this, too.

This will be the worst Nintendo Switch 2 battery you will ever have because they will, very shortly after this, put out a new model of the Switch 2 that has an even better battery. Then there'll be an OLED Switch 2 that has all this different... You know what I mean? It's like... I carry an anchor battery pack for my stupid steam deck. I'll carry it for this, too.

Ten hours. I like that. For me, I want it to be that I can get across the country on a flight and then maybe tinker while I get to the hotel room. Even then, I'd say, what, seven. Eight.

Ten hours. I like that. For me, I want it to be that I can get across the country on a flight and then maybe tinker while I get to the hotel room. Even then, I'd say, what, seven. Eight.

Nathan, the viewer, says 20 hours. Nathan, what the fuck are you doing? Are you going up Everest? You stopping at base camp so you got to play your Switch? You're fine. I mean, that's the pipe dream. You know what I mean? What are you talking about? You're 20 hours away from a plug at any time? 20 hours is a big time. But again, it's also that thing where it's like, I am a...

Nathan, the viewer, says 20 hours. Nathan, what the fuck are you doing? Are you going up Everest? You stopping at base camp so you got to play your Switch? You're fine. I mean, that's the pipe dream. You know what I mean? What are you talking about? You're 20 hours away from a plug at any time? 20 hours is a big time. But again, it's also that thing where it's like, I am a...

worry wart with batteries. Okay. Where when I see it start dropping, I'm like, and then I'm from the age where they'd be like, don't charge it until it's dead. You charge it early, you're going to ruin the battery life. So like my Steam Deck, I made such a big fucking deal about this battery when I bought the Steam Deck that I bought the giant anchor power battery that I love.

worry wart with batteries. Okay. Where when I see it start dropping, I'm like, and then I'm from the age where they'd be like, don't charge it until it's dead. You charge it early, you're going to ruin the battery life. So like my Steam Deck, I made such a big fucking deal about this battery when I bought the Steam Deck that I bought the giant anchor power battery that I love.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And like the amount of times I've actually been so engaged in something on Steam Deck on a flight where I didn't talk to Jen, I didn't fall asleep, I didn't do it. Like it's just not happening where I'm like, oh fuck, I need the power brick. Yeah. Boom, dead.