Greg Miller

I'm one of your hosts, Greg Miller, alongside Forbes 30 Under 30, a.k.a. New York Game Awards nominated, a.k.a. Magic the Gathering Poppy. Blessing, Eddie Oye, Jr. Good morning, Greg. Good morning. How are you? I'm doing well. How are you doing?

You know how we talk to me about it. Fuck the show.

You know how we talk to me about it. Fuck the show.

It's such a fun time. What makes that better than soccer and all the other sports you guys have played?

It's such a fun time. What makes that better than soccer and all the other sports you guys have played?

Jen tells this story of... What was the last trip I went on?

Jen tells this story of... What was the last trip I went on?

Something like that. I don't know. The last thing I went did for whatever. It was a work trip. Royal Rumble. When I was at Royal Rumble, Jen started playing Mario Kart with Ben. And of course, she was just beating the shit out of Ben. She felt so good about it. She was coming in first every time. And then I came back and showed her what a real Mario Kart player looks like.

Something like that. I don't know. The last thing I went did for whatever. It was a work trip. Royal Rumble. When I was at Royal Rumble, Jen started playing Mario Kart with Ben. And of course, she was just beating the shit out of Ben. She felt so good about it. She was coming in first every time. And then I came back and showed her what a real Mario Kart player looks like.

And granted, my glory days are behind me. Barrett's way better than me. Let me give you your fucking flowers.

And granted, my glory days are behind me. Barrett's way better than me. Let me give you your fucking flowers.

I'm not like Tim and fucking playing out on planes for the rest of their lives or whatever. But I, you know, I'm good at Mario Kart. Not great. I, I'm, I'm a good amateur. I'm a great amateur Mario Kart player. I'm not a professional like Barrett and Tim. Anyways, I digress. Came back and, you know, just beat the socks off her. She's like, oh, this fucking sucks. You know what I mean?

I'm not like Tim and fucking playing out on planes for the rest of their lives or whatever. But I, you know, I'm good at Mario Kart. Not great. I, I'm, I'm a good amateur. I'm a great amateur Mario Kart player. I'm not a professional like Barrett and Tim. Anyways, I digress. Came back and, you know, just beat the socks off her. She's like, oh, this fucking sucks. You know what I mean?

And then the computer was better for, cause I was there. So she was losing the computer now. Hmm. I feel like that's how I feel when I'm at Ben's soccer practice. And I start kicking the ball around. I'm like, I could do this. I'm playing with Ben. I'm kicking it. I'm doing little passes. I'm doing big kicks. I'm flipping. Do you want to sign up for a soccer team?

And then the computer was better for, cause I was there. So she was losing the computer now. Hmm. I feel like that's how I feel when I'm at Ben's soccer practice. And I start kicking the ball around. I'm like, I could do this. I'm playing with Ben. I'm kicking it. I'm doing little passes. I'm doing big kicks. I'm flipping. Do you want to sign up for a soccer team?

No, but I'm like, because that's the thing. I know I'd step out there and they'd be like, oh, right. This is what a real person plays like. This is what a real thing happens.

No, but I'm like, because that's the thing. I know I'd step out there and they'd be like, oh, right. This is what a real person plays like. This is what a real thing happens.

It was just a relief to me. I don't feel like I'm letting anybody down by it. And I'm like, next week, There can be a Gamescast, what you've been playing or whatever, put it in there. Or I can just talk about it on a show like this or whatever and have something to say. I don't have to fret about it. I like that. Man, I really care. Okay, well, that's not a thing.

It was just a relief to me. I don't feel like I'm letting anybody down by it. And I'm like, next week, There can be a Gamescast, what you've been playing or whatever, put it in there. Or I can just talk about it on a show like this or whatever and have something to say. I don't have to fret about it. I like that. Man, I really care. Okay, well, that's not a thing.

Oh, you can stream for sure. But the problem is, guess what? It's Pokemon Nuzlocke 2, everybody. Fucking Nick. You know what I mean? Nick gets 400 viewers, thinks he did something around here. You know what I mean? Golly. That sucks. Cancel it. Speaking of canceling things, this is Kind of Funny Games Daily.