Greg Miller

Okay, easy.

Yeah, free pizza either way.

And you won't.

You'll eat your little fucking gruel out of the thing.

You can talk about how you want to eat the pizza, but you won't do it.

I'll just stare at it longingly.

From there, we move to Serious Sam Shatterverse.

Just a nails-on-the-chalkboard trailer for Greg.

I'm like, I hate everything that's happening.

I don't like this.

It's not vulgar.

It is behavior.

Serious Sam is back in a new explosive shooter unveiled today.

In this new installment, five alternate universe Sams must come together, work together, and save the Shatterverse from the antics of the series' godlike protagonist, Mental.

The five Sams with all their own unique abilities must face off against hordes of ferocious enemies while taking advantage of rich arsenal of powerful weapons.

True to Serious Sam form, which I couldn't even fucking tell you what is Serious Sam known for.

It looks like fantastic fun.

It is coming this year to Xbox Series X, S, Xbox on PC, and Xbox Cloud.

It will be an Xbox Play Anywhere title.

There's a whole other universe out there, Greg.