Greg Wyshynski

Oh, man.

And, I know.

Yeah.

What a turn of events to go from being a pain in the ass to getting a pain in the ass.

What a turn of events for Jeff Merrick.

Because of the camera.

Because of DS.

By the way, everybody, that's a whole joke.

All the fellas out there of a certain age, get yourself checked.

My dad said polyps and all kinds of stuff going on, so I've had to get checked myself.

But it's an important thing, and it could catch something that could be dire.

So that's your men's health moment for the morning.

Go get checked.

Especially if you live your life like a disgusting heathen like I do.

I had three bottles of wine and a gigantic steak on the road last night.

I mean, for those watching the show.

I shared them with other drunk writers.

Listen, for those watching at home, I'm in a Marriott property in Raleigh, North Carolina for game one of that series.

Very excited for it.

Did a lot of reporting yesterday on the longest layoff between two series that we've seen in the NHL in 107 years.