Greg Zaslow

What happened to the friendship?

They moved to the mountains in North Carolina.

They moved to the hills of North Carolina.

But I want to tell you this because it's informational based on what he said.

As supermarkets hire people whose job it is to go collect stray shopping carts, supermarkets also assign someone every day with a shopping cart to go up and down every aisle and look for that corn next to the paper towels.

So I'm creating work.

Yes.

So there is somebody assigned to remedy a situation created by Chris Cody.

Imagine how boring that person's job would be without me.

I know, but you see it all the time.

They find it fulfilling.

Yes.

And I'm going to take it one step further.

Do it, Dad.

I'm going to leave a can of creamed corn in the shopping cart that I leave in the parking lot.

Oh, I totally disagree.

If somebody's going slow in the fast lane, that's really annoying to me.

You try and run them off the road.

Well, not quite to that point, but I'll go past them and give them one of these.

It's a good idea by you.