Greg Zaslow

Stugatz.

I had to school you and explain to you.

He was going to take you to Augusta.

When I was 17 years old, Alan Cherry and I used to haunt the Bueller Planetarium.

in the parking lot, they see the spectacular hat the cart boy is wearing and they know to stay away.

It's a safety thing, okay?

Notice that in a supermarket, the cart boy is always wearing a spectacular large hat when he goes to get the carts, whether from a corral or left more conveniently here.

So notice that and beware of the cart boy in the crazy hat.

It doesn't matter where you return the carts.

OK, the fallacy is that it's polite and it makes all the sense in the world to do that.

No, you return the cart safely to wherever you can.

Now, I'm not saying you don't put the cart here.

You don't take up a parking spot with a cart.

No, that's not what I mean.

You park the cart anywhere that's convenient to you as long as it's out of harm's way because the cart boy in the crazy hat is paid, literally paid, to go retrieve the cart no matter where they're left.

Thank you.

That's very, very, very thoughtful of the crowd.

They appreciate the cart boy and his hat.

Thank you very much.

That's what I'm seeing.