Greg

He's got to get on with his life work, and he's got a lot of diapers to change.

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugats.

From down under, Australian Wallabies rugby coach Joseph Schmidt is reporting today that Alexander Barkoff may be back on ice with the Panthers as soon as January.

Let me do the etymology of humor here.

Part of the joke is you start with the famous coaches, and then you work your way down to really, really obscure coaches.

Major penalty, five minutes, ruining comedy.

Well, the buyout, I think, went from almost $50 million to like $10 million.

So it seems like the winner here is Penn State.

How were they able to negotiate that buyout down that far?

Just by text, not in person, but the surgery went well.

He woke up feeling great, and in Bernie's style, he said, I'm looking forward to the rest of my week, and I'm looking forward to the rest of my life.

It was a long-awaited surgery that he desperately needed after one disappointment, and apparently it went well, and that's the update.

He wants to say what he said before the show.

Yeah, I apologize that I didn't speak directly with Bernie during the surgery.

While the surgery was ongoing, you know, he was under general anesthesia.

But still, he might have come to the phone and spoken to me during the surgery.

I apologize I didn't make that happen.

Yes, that's a very good point.

Excellent.

By the way, Bernie Kosar is also projecting that Barkov's going to be back on the ice a lot sooner than most people think.