Gretchen Rossi

And I was like, is that true? She goes, yeah, they're really homely. Like, I don't know what it is about dudes who donate sperm, but they're really homely. And so she said a hot guy came on the market and she'd been like obsessively looking like when you're looking for like you when you were looking for your Kia or me when I was looking for Bueller, you know, you're waiting for the perfect thing.

And she was like, and finally a hot guy came up. It was the first hot guy in month. And so I bought all the vials that were left and they were already selling out of his vials. It's like, wow. Does he have that on his LinkedIn or his, like, Instagram bio? Like, my sperm sold out in record time, bitch. And she ended up, like, doing a reverse lookup on this guy and finding out everything about him.

And she was like, and finally a hot guy came up. It was the first hot guy in month. And so I bought all the vials that were left and they were already selling out of his vials. It's like, wow. Does he have that on his LinkedIn or his, like, Instagram bio? Like, my sperm sold out in record time, bitch. And she ended up, like, doing a reverse lookup on this guy and finding out everything about him.

And she was like, and finally a hot guy came up. It was the first hot guy in month. And so I bought all the vials that were left and they were already selling out of his vials. It's like, wow. Does he have that on his LinkedIn or his, like, Instagram bio? Like, my sperm sold out in record time, bitch. And she ended up, like, doing a reverse lookup on this guy and finding out everything about him.

And I was like, well, why does that matter? Because all you care is that she's hot. She goes, well, I mean, you'd also like to possibly know if they're intelligent, you know? And I just loved that she was placing the hotness so far above the intelligence factor. And I was like, I wonder how people do pick, you know?

And I was like, well, why does that matter? Because all you care is that she's hot. She goes, well, I mean, you'd also like to possibly know if they're intelligent, you know? And I just loved that she was placing the hotness so far above the intelligence factor. And I was like, I wonder how people do pick, you know?

And I was like, well, why does that matter? Because all you care is that she's hot. She goes, well, I mean, you'd also like to possibly know if they're intelligent, you know? And I just loved that she was placing the hotness so far above the intelligence factor. And I was like, I wonder how people do pick, you know?

you know, make an ugly person hotter, I guess.

you know, make an ugly person hotter, I guess.

you know, make an ugly person hotter, I guess.

Well, some, some people in the comments are asking who I'm talking about because we had a weekend in New York. I'm talking about Patricia. Patricia has been going through this.

Well, some, some people in the comments are asking who I'm talking about because we had a weekend in New York. I'm talking about Patricia. Patricia has been going through this.

Well, some, some people in the comments are asking who I'm talking about because we had a weekend in New York. I'm talking about Patricia. Patricia has been going through this.

My first reaction when she was like, we froze our eggs, I said, that's actually so smart because they're so expensive now because of the egg shortage. And she was like, no, that's our lady eggs. And I was like, oh, yeah, I was going to ask you how you freeze eggs. I didn't know that you could freeze eggs. Literally the whole time she was talking, I was like, should I be freezing eggs?

My first reaction when she was like, we froze our eggs, I said, that's actually so smart because they're so expensive now because of the egg shortage. And she was like, no, that's our lady eggs. And I was like, oh, yeah, I was going to ask you how you freeze eggs. I didn't know that you could freeze eggs. Literally the whole time she was talking, I was like, should I be freezing eggs?

My first reaction when she was like, we froze our eggs, I said, that's actually so smart because they're so expensive now because of the egg shortage. And she was like, no, that's our lady eggs. And I was like, oh, yeah, I was going to ask you how you freeze eggs. I didn't know that you could freeze eggs. Literally the whole time she was talking, I was like, should I be freezing eggs?

Because it's over yet.

Because it's over yet.

Because it's over yet.

When birds stop giving us crazy diseases. And you know what? Listen, I want to just go back to end this whole night with Karen. Because we've talked about Karen in the beginning. Karen warned us all. And you guys can hate on Karen. And Karen's probably going to go to jail. And she probably deserves to go to jail. And you guys can hate on her all you want.