Griffin
Appearances
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Actually, yeah. Southwest, even though they always lose their bags. So friendly. The airline attendant people are really funny. Like one time a guy was literally like a comedian or something. I'm like, did this guy come from, was he from a comedy club?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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A couple of times. That's happened quite a bit. But when I was in the office filing the claim for my check bag.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Our kids had a really fun time.
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Did you throw hands?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Our kids, Griffin specifically, who talks the most, he's speaking in full sentences now. Is that crazy? He's two and a half. He speaks full sentences. He's been asking for Jack and Sonny. Our friends, Sarah and Derek Beeston, their kids are so sweet.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Yeah, take a little lap.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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No. You never saw this?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Because when, after it took me freaking like 30 minutes to file the lost bag claim with the Southwest lady.
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Oh, well then, I thought I saw these like officer people walk by me when I got in the car after you guys took the lap. And I held up the piece of paper and I was like, see this piece of paper? It wasn't the same guy. Oh, different people. Okay. Different guy.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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He probably cheered up after that. Honestly, you saying that to him probably made him... He probably changed his whole life around after that.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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You're really good at that, actually. That's actually genius that you say that. Really? I think you're better with people than I am.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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He said that?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Du bist ein Genie.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Ich wünschte, dass du mit Southwest auf dem Telefon gewesen wärst, als sie noch nicht die Karte zurückgebracht haben. Ich habe geholfen, ich war auf dem Halt für 45 Minuten.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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And he said Jack and Sonny?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Sie waren nicht... Nein, sie waren nicht wütend. Okay. Es war einfach wirklich furchtbar, weil ich angerufen habe. Und dann, natürlich, kriegst du die Person direkt weg. Und dann können sie nichts tun. Und dann senden sie dich zu jemand anderem. Und dann kann diese Person nichts tun. Also senden sie dich zu jemand anderem. Und jetzt bin ich für 45 Minuten auf dem Halt.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Und ich habe einfach gesagt, okay, scheiße. Also beende ich den Anruf. Ich rufe wieder zurück. Ich versuche es wieder. Weil ich denke, sie haben mich einfach komplett vergessen. Keiner hat mich für etwa 25 Minuten gesprochen. Oh.
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And it's kind of a gamble because you never know if it's actually going to work to get what you want done. Anyway, I figured out how to solve it on my own and did my locator number and how to put in our sister-in-law's last name on the online form. The reason it wasn't working at first for us to get the bag to our house is because I was putting in our last name, but I forgot that she flew with us.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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We paid for our sister-in-law's flight and so I needed to put in her last name, which is different than our last name. So that's why the bag wasn't showing up at our house. But on top of that, I was annoyed because I told so many times to the Southwest agent at the airport, please send it to our house, please send it to our house, please send it to our house. It never came to our house.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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I love traveling to other people's houses because our kids... If they have kids. If they have kids, yeah.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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So I had to go online again and fix it and make sure they send it to our house. They still wanted us to come pick it up and give us like a voucher for a flight, but I didn't want to drive all the way to the airport and then all the way home.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Erstwelt-Probleme, Leute.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Ist das nicht basierend auf einem Buch, das du gelesen hast?
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Okay, wenn du das Show Made nicht gesehen hast, auf Netflix, ist es Netflix? Ja. I was getting like second hand stress just watching this woman try to like feed her baby and go clean a house but then get on a ferry and then she didn't have the money to buy X, Y and Z and then she's with an abusive boyfriend and then her mom Oder du brauchst keinen Snowboard.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Stell dir vor, du hättest kein Geld, um Geld für dein Kind zu kaufen. Stell dir vor, du hättest kein Mittel, um dein Kind in einem sauberen Umfeld zu spielen, während du arbeitest. Das hat mir wirklich die Dinge in die Perspektive gebracht. Und ich hatte so viel Stress, das Show zu sehen. Partially because I had a very stressful day yesterday when we watched the show for the first time.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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But I was like, okay, I need to shut up. None of my issues in my life matter at all. This is legitimate that this woman went through this because it's a true story. Maid is a true story.
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And it made me sick. Sorry, this is a major spoiler. So if you want to watch the show, this is just spoiling Episode 1 a little bit. But at the end of Episode 1, she's sleeping in a ferry station with her little girl. And you're like... Das ist nicht okay. Ich glaube nicht, dass das im Buch war. Okay, vielleicht war das nur im Film. Aber das war nicht okay.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Eine kleine Frau und eine Mutter sollten nie in einer Ferienstation schlafen. Das sollte nie okay sein.
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Wir müssen sie reinfüllen. Wir haben unsere Sohnes Binkies entfernt. Wir sind fertig. Er ist zweieinhalb. Er kommt auf drei.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Okay, ja, wir haben die Binkies noch. Er weiß das nicht. Wir müssen sie verstecken. Er könnte sie einfach finden. I actually found one in our closet the other day and I was like, if he finds his binky in here, he's gonna be so stoked. And then when we take that binky away, he's gonna be heartbroken. So we have to like donate. Can you donate binkies?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Is that a thing? You probably can donate a binky. They just gotta boil them. Yeah, they can boil them and then they can reuse them. Yeah, binkies are gone. Our son's almost three.
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Yes, but they were having so much fun at our friend's house that when Abby offered to turn on Paw Patrol for Griffin, he forgot. Like he just completely forgot about watching TV and he just played with toys.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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He'll be three in four months, babe. It's March.
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We're talking about a third of a year. Ein Monat später wird er 2,75 sein.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Yeah, we originally meant to get rid of the binkies back in November. But then with all the holidays, it just didn't make sense.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Ja, als Vater, wenn du Bilder von Kindern siehst, die schon lange Binky's hatten, ist es schrecklich. Du siehst, dass ihre Zähne deformed sind, du siehst, dass ihre Mäuse alle, weißt du, es ist, als würden ihre Zähne in einer ovalen Form in die Richtung, in die die Binky geht, und du denkst dir, das sieht nicht richtig aus.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Dieser arme Junge braucht ein bisschen Dentalarbeit, weil dieser Binky seine Zähne verletzt hat. Du liebst deinen Jungen und willst das Beste für ihn, also ist es so traurig, wenn du den Binky wegnehmen musst, aber schlussendlich tust du es. Du hast einen wirklich guten Job gemacht, ihn vorzubereiten.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Hast du ihn im Oktober wieder vorbereitet? Ja.
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Maybe that was a September thing when you took away all binkies unless it was nap and bedtime.
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Oh yeah. That actually became an issue. I would catch Griffin up in his room all the time.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Hiding and sucking on a binky. Sad. By the way.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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By the way, is that like a Midwest thing to call them binkies? Because I hear people calling them passies these days. Is passie like the European?
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Dummies? Yeah. Wow.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Because in the UK I thought they call them passies. Or is that what normal US people call them? I've always called it a binky. Is that what you've always called it? Yeah, binky. I'm from Missouri. Binky. Binky. Anyway. That's the brand name, right? No, it's not a brand name. That was like an OG brand? I don't think so. Okay. I don't know where that comes from. Okay.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Aber ich denke, wir müssen zuerst über diese Rentenwagen-Situation sprechen. Während ich in den Bergen snowboardete mit meinem Freund Derek Beeston, ging Abby zum Gym mit den Kindern, weil du... Ich weiß gar nicht, warum du zum Gym gehen musst, wenn du verabredet bist. Weil das ist, wo du das Auto des Menschen schaffst, richtig?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Und wir haben ihm diese Geschichte erzählt, dass die Giraffen im Zoo die Binkys benötigten, weil es Baby Giraffen gab, die die Binkys mehr benötigten als Griffin, weil er älter geworden war. Er liebt Giraffen. Lieblings Tier, richtig? Ich meine, die Rhinos sind auch da oben. Er liebt Rhinos.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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You wrote... Wait, when did you give him the letter? I forget when the whole letter thing happened.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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This was back in January with the giraffes?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Wait, no, babe. We gave him the toy for his binkies going away before he got rid of the binkies. It was a...
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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We got rid of our sunspinkies.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Aber der ganze Punkt ist, du kriegst die Binkys weg und dann kriegst du die Toilette.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Nein, aber du solltest warten, um sie zu geben. Weil als ich ein Kind war, hat die Binky-Fairy mich und meine Brüder, Thomas, den Train.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Aber wir haben einen Thomas, den Train-Engine-Set bekommen. Und wir haben das, nachdem wir die Binkys weggegeben haben. Es ist wie, dass du bezahlt wirst, um die Arbeit zu machen, bevor du sogar den Job beendet.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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I guess we could get him more toys, but I feel like he has so many freaking toys. We don't really need to get more of those.
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Warum fühle ich mich, als würde Griffin den Apple Cider lieben? Ich weiß es nicht. Lass es ihm sein. Das Kind, das Kind, wie manchmal, er wollte mir, wie pure Limon-Juice in seine Wasser die andere Nacht. Ich bin so, du magst das eigentlich? Ich habe es drin gelegt und er liebte es. Er hat es einfach, er hat die Wasser geschmissen.
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Yeah, the apple cider vinegar method would have not worked for our kids.
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Ich war traurig darüber. Abby war wirklich traurig. Und eigentlich, weißt du, was mich traurig machte? Das war, die neue Show auf Disney+, die Inside Out Show. Die Show über die Träume.
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Weil die Show, Episode 1, es ist diese neue Show auf Disney+. It's kind of like The Office, but it takes place within the universe of Inside Out. And it's the dream production crew. And the way the show opens when you watch Episode 1 is you see Riley giving away her binky and saying bye-bye. And the binky is hopping on the train and going away. And it's one of her dreams that she has.
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The music got to me. I don't know what it is. That music was so sad.
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I felt it too. Watching the show, I was like, this is awful. It's so sad. You get them addicted to it and then you take it away. For me, it was more so the fact that our child's growing up.
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And as a parent, you're just like, how the heck has... It's like his last baby thing. Wie in 2,5 Jahren ist 2,5 Jahre so weit? In einem Sekunden. Aber wir kommen zum Zoo und gehen direkt zum Giraffe Exhibit.
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Und er nimmt seinen Binky und sie haben so einen kleinen Donation-Bin, wo man Dollar oder andere nehmen kann.
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Griffin hat schnell seinen Binky in den Giraffen Mund gelegt, um zu donatieren zum Giraffe Exhibit.
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Warum ist da ein Binky in der Stonation?
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Aber für Griffin war das, dass er seinen letzten Binky an die Baby Giraffes geben musste.
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The sad part was like five minutes later he was asking for the binky back.
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I'm so glad I was thinking rational about this, because I said, hey Abby, I know usually we alternate days waking up with our kids, but I was like, babe, one of us needs to do night shift like we did when we had a newborn, and one of us wakes up with the kids, because I think it's going to be a hard night. And Abby was like, do you think so? And I'm like, I think so. Griffin, poor guy, was...
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Ich hatte es nicht, bis um 1.45 Uhr morgens. Ich weiß nicht, ich war gut. Ich habe mich wirklich überrascht, weil er aus seinem Zimmer ausgelaufen ist. Er war immer sicher und sicher in seinem Zimmer. Aber er wurde so wütend, dass er seinen Schlafzimmer aus dem Zimmer geworfen hat und aus seinem Zimmer gelaufen ist und dann in unser Zimmer gerannt hat.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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Ich bin froh, dass er zu uns gerannt hat und nicht versucht hat, die Tür auszulösen oder so etwas.
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Also, unser Sicherheitssystem wäre weggegangen, wenn er das Haus verlassen hätte.
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How the heck has two and a half years gone by like that? So sad. I don't want to get rid of the binkies.
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Und wir hatten alle Türen geschlossen, weil wir das immer machen. Aber, ich weiß nicht, mein Gehirn dachte nur, ich war so, Mist, er weiß, wie er aus seiner Krippe rauskommt. Und sofort hatte ich diese Angst, was, wenn er das Haus verlässt? Was, wenn er... Was, wenn er aus der Tür schläft und er weiß nicht, wo er ist?
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Wir haben nie in einer Situation gewesen, in der unser 2-Jähriger weiß, wie er aus seiner Krippe rauskommt. Und jetzt kann er. Und er weiß, dass er es kann. Er ist wie ein Ninja. Ja.
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And then you pranked me, Abby. You pranked me.
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Oh, yeah. No, he skipped his nap that day. But before he took his nap, I was walking out the door, I think to go to the gym or something. And you told me, oh, by the way, the reason he slept... No, you were like, how did he do your shift?
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Die Art, wie du gesagt hast, dass ich dich glaubte. Ich habe dich absolut geglaubt. Ich bin fähig, ich bin es. Aber du bist auch wirklich gut daran. Du bist ein guter Prankster.
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Und es ist wirklich, dass der Binky genau das ist, was passiert ist, als wir Schlaftraining gemacht haben, als Griffin neun Monate alt war. Oder wie alt war er? War er sechs Monate alt? Wir haben Babys gesucht. Sie ist eine Ärztin, die einen Kurs hat, wie man Kinder schlafen trainieren kann. Aber es ist das gleiche, weil der erste Tag wirklich hart ist. Und sie mögen es nicht.
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Aber dann, als sie realisieren, dass sie schlafen können, dann ist es smooth sailing. Also ich denke, wir sind durch den rough patch gegangen. Es ist jetzt seit 48 Stunden, seit wir die Binkies entfernt haben, seit wir sie aus den Drafts gegeben haben. Und ich denke, wir haben eine bright future ahead of us.
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I will say, I did get up with him this morning at 4.45. And then read to him and tried to calm him down until around 5.30. Because he was just really shaken up. But then he fell back asleep for an hour. So that was good.
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But I also woke up at 4.45 today. That's just pretty crazy. I'm pretty awesome. Dad of the year.
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Ich weiß es nicht. Ich habe es nicht erkannt. Die Zeit ist einfach vorbei. Ich habe ihn die Rebel-Bücher zweimal gelesen.
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Oh, sieh, ich habe mich gegräbt. Ich wusste nicht, dass wir keine Bücher am Abend machen.
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Ja, ich hätte ihn nicht einen Buch gelesen.
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Ich habe ihm auch 20 Bücher in seinem Griff gegeben. Er hatte nur eine Menge Bücher drin. Ja. Weil ich ihm gesagt habe, er könnte, ehrlich gesagt, eine Idee, die ich hatte, die ich denke, könnte funktionieren, besonders für den Nachmittag. Gib ihm ein kleines, kleines, wie ein kleines, wie das kleinste kleines Licht.
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So kann er, wenn er gestresst oder überrascht ist, dass er schläft, er kann nur die Bilderbücher in seinem Bett mit ihm sehen, bis er schläft. Weil das ist, was wir tun. Wie wenn wir versuchen, schlafen zu schlafen und abends schlafen. Wir lesen. Wir lesen Bücher.
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Oh yeah, that's true. If somebody's listening to this with AirPods, that would like blow out their eardrums.
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Oh, so he got up for you last night?
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You woke up in the night with him?
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Oh, I didn't even realize that. So when did he wake up last night?
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Es war wirklich süß, weil um 4.45 Uhr, als ich da reingegangen bin, hatte er das Gefühl, dass er es verliert. Aber dann, als ich ihn hielt und ich sagte, es ist okay, Freund, es wird alles okay sein. Ich konnte, als ich... Ich konnte sein Herzschlag langsam fühlen. Ich konnte sein Herzschlag langsam fühlen. Ja, nur mich zu halten. Ich habe ihn komplett entspannt gefühlt.
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And the reason we know this is because our sweet boy Augie, he is so happy or so sad. There's like no in the middle. And when we're ever at the doctor and we need to like change his diaper at the doctor or whatever, like anything that might like get him disjubbled, he lets out the scream. You know, the howler. Get him disjubbled? Dis dis shoveled. Like whenever he's dis shoveled.
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Ja, wir sind seine安全en Leute. Wir sind seine安全en Leute. Aber es war... Es ist schwer, weil... Holt ihn, macht ihn entspannt. Aber nach der Literatur, die ich gelesen habe, um deine Kinder schlafen zu lassen, solltest du nur einen 1-2-Minuten-Check-in machen und dann lassen sie es sich selbst entscheiden.
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Und so bin ich so, ich sollte wirklich 45 Minuten da sein, um sie zu entspannen, weil ich fühle mich, dass das ihn noch mehr erwartet hat.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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No. You have like a mama bear instinct though. It didn't. You have some sort of like special skill in that area that I don't. You're saying I'm right or I'm wrong? You speak a language with Griffin that I don't speak with Griffin at this point.
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I do really like my melatonin hot cocoa. Which brings us to our sponsor of this episode.
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They actually did sponsor Beam Hot Chocolate, the hot chocolate I drink to help me fall asleep. I will tell you this, Matt.
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Like you know when you have to like undress them and then put them on the weighing thing.
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Yeah, which I feel like this summer, instead of doing Nashville, let's do Hawaii. Might as well.
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August ist raus, wir wollen hier für unsere Niece sein.
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Weißt du, wie manche Leute aus dem Mittleren Westen in Januar gehen? Du hast die Snowbirds, die in Arizona in Januar, Februar gehen. Das sind wir hier in Arizona. Wir werden das in Arizona umgekehrt machen. Du kannst eigentlich nicht mal deine Kinder draußen nehmen.
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Dis shoveled is what I'm saying.
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It's kind of similar, though. You know how you always hear about people dying in the Midwest of hypothermia and stuff?
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When it gets down to be like negative 10 freaking degrees, there's always... People dying? Yes, in the Midwest or in like Nebraska. Like there's always, every winter, there's always at least a handful of people that die from freezing to death in the cold. That happens in Arizona, but with the heat. It's the reverse. It just gets so hot here. It gets so freaking hot here.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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What? I thought it's dis shoveled. Like a D-I-S and then like shoveled.
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So we just want to be in a place where we can safely play outside with our kids. And we also realize like...
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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You hit the person's car, right?
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Ja, unsere Freunde haben uns ihr Haus geöffnet.
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Wenn deine Freunde ein Haus öffnen, um frei zu bleiben, in einem wunderschönen Ort wie Maui, dann musst du ja sagen.
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Aber wir haben noch keine Date geschaut, also werden wir sehen, ob der Monat im Juli vorhanden ist, weil mein Wunsch ist, dass sie wahrscheinlich schon viele Freunde in Arizona haben, die dort gehen wollen.
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Aber das Schöne an unserem Freundeshaus in Maui ist, dass sie kleine Kinder haben. Also haben sie alle Dinge, die wir für unsere kleinen Kinder brauchen, damit unsere Kinder einen schönen Tag haben.
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And they're only a dollar?
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Do you know all the dollar stores are selling stuff for $2 now? What the heck? Okay, well maybe it's $2. What's up with, is that Dollar General? Dollar Tree. Dollar Tree used to be a dollar, but now they sell stuff that's over a dollar.
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Talk about a crappy way to name a company. If you're like, everything here is a dollar, just kidding, it's not anymore because of inflation.
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They should actually make that their slogan.
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They should have a little, just kidding, inflation screwed up our name. Might hurt business. Yeah. You know, it's just a way to get you in the door, right?
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Und es ist elektronisch?
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Das ist cool.
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Das ist lustig, ja.
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I just want to go surfing again.
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Remind me to text our friend after this podcast that he doesn't hear about it from the podcast. But I want to go. I want to surf again. I made a bunch of friends that live on Maui when I was on the surf trip a month ago. So I think this is going to be fun.
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Yeah, okay. By the way, we're redoing our backyard.
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Yeah, but guess what, guys? Our trees went in. So we put in some ficus in the back, which are going to hedge together to form this beautiful wall that'll kind of give us like some privacy in our backyard. And it just brings in so much like life.
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I did not know what to do. I'm doing this all by myself, actually. I took it on. I do have some help from people.
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I have help managing the workers. We have someone who's helping us with the design and everything. But it's actually been a lot. Even just coming up with all the concepts and ideas. We're doing a pool.
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Should I give them a rundown of what our backpacks are going to be? Okay, so we're going to have a pool, which is going to be L-shaped. And then we're going to have a raised spa, which is a hot tub. And then there's going to be water going off of the edge of the spa into the pool.
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And then to the right of that, we're going to have a pergola with an 85-inch TV, where people can watch a movie from the pool, from the spa, from the fire pit, which is going to be to the right of the... We should do flick and floats. Das ist genau das, was ich machen möchte.
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Ich möchte Flicken und Floats im Pool machen und dann können die Leute chillen, du weißt, ein paar Schmores am Feuer zu der rechten der Pergola oder sitzen auf dem Sektional, was ein Outdoor-Sektional ist, vor dem 85-Inch-TV. Ich denke, es wird so schön sein, dass wir
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I'm really excited. This has been in the works.
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Ich glaube, wir werden hoffentlich den Hintergrund für den ganzen Monat im Juni genießen.
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Du denkst nicht, dass es fertig sein wird im Juni? Ich hoffe es ist.
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Sie haben mir gesagt, dass es im Juni fertig sein wird, ist was sie gesagt haben. Aber wir wissen immer, dass Dinge länger dauern, als was die Leute sagen, dass sie dauern werden. Das ist spannend. Ja, ich bin sehr gespannt, dass all das fertig sein wird.
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Wait, what? Your grandma's turning 82?
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I didn't realize our grandmas were that close in age.
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That's gonna be fun. Okay, here's my thing though, babe. I looked on the calendar. Can we actually talk about this right now?
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Are we gonna be back in the Midwest for over a week?
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Okay, yes, please can we shorten that trip? Because I saw that it was over a week and I'm like, who scheduled this and what were they thinking?
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It's like a week and a half. Wir werden so unproduktiv sein. Wir werden aus unserer Routine kommen. Wir werden nicht bei unseren Freunden sein.
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Wir müssen zum Party gehen. Hier ist das Ding. Wenn wir eine sehr lange Zeit da sind, werden wir keine Zeit mit den Großmüttern verbringen. Wenn wir nur ein paar Tage da sind, können wir uns vollständig in ihrem Umfeld befassen, sich auf sie konzentrieren, nichts tun, sondern sie mitnehmen und dann nach Hause fliegen. Okay, yeah.
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Because if we're there for a really long time, I think we're just going to get carried away. We're going to try to find a way to stay productive and do everything we do in Arizona, but in the Midwest. And then it's just going to kind of take... My grandma's already so excited though.
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Can we just give her like two full days? We're doing more than that. Okay, three full days. Oh, okay, more than that. We'll do more than that. Yes. For my grandma though, we're going to an 80th birthday party, which will be really fun. Yes. And I hope she doesn't listen to this podcast. We shouldn't clip this because I'm going to surprise her at the 80th birthday party.
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I don't think she listens to our podcast anymore.
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I don't think she does. I think we're going to surprise her.
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Because I think she probably told him. My mom didn't tell my grandma. Oh, she didn't. It's a surprise.
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Don't text my grandma. Yeah, don't text her. But I doubt she listens to this podcast episode. If she does though, she'll know that we're coming.
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I thought everybody says nightmare. Where I grew up in Missouri, everyone says nightmare.
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I don't think she listens to this. Okay.
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I think it's been a while.
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Actually, I think she does. People see the clips. That's what can get us in trouble.
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That's not good. Why do you say that?
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When you go to take a bath and you go to watch a YouTube video and then you'll see... You're taking the words out of my mouth.
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Okay, sorry.
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What did you say growing up in Illinois?
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Nightmare?
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Don't say that.
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Mayor? You said nightmare?
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Oh ja, das ist frustrierend. Do you not feel that way? I feel... I have a lot of feelings.
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Yeah, I said cigarette. Zigarette. Ich sage Zigarette, aber ich weiß, dass es Zigarette ist. Zigarette, nicht Zigarette. Okay. Vielleicht bin ich aus Missouri.
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Ich war gestern in Walgreens, um ein paar Medikamente zu bekommen, als ich wieder krank war. Ich fühle mich immer noch krank. Und ich sehe alle Tabletten. Und einer davon fragt sich, ob Hailey und Justin verabschiedet sind. Es ist so, Hailey und Justin. Hailey sieht so aus, als wäre sie nicht glücklich. Justin scheint verletzt zu sein. Und es ist so, was ist mit all diesem stupiden B.S. ?
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Niemand hat eine Ahnung, was eigentlich in ihrer Leben passiert. Und es sind alle Tabloide, die versuchen, Geld aus ihnen auszuholen. Und sie machen einen sehr guten Job davon. Und das ist alles, was es ist. Ich schaue es so an. Ich meine, wir sind nicht mal so nah dran, wie du es nennen möchtest, die Ehre, die Justin Bieber hat.
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Aber wenn ich sehe, dass Leute auf ihre Beziehung kommentieren, auf die Beebers Beziehung und all diese Dinge spekulieren, Ich verstehe es. Es macht Sinn. Da ist viel Geld drin und es ist super nass. Es ist furchtbar, was die Leute sagen und wie die Leute spekulieren über ihre Beziehung. Aber die Leute denken einfach nur, oh, sie sind Celebriten. Hier ist meine Meinung.
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I just think it comes down to money, babe. I think all these media outlets make so much money off of drama and so they love it. They don't care about you. Which is sad. I don't care that they don't care about me. There's a lot of people out there that just don't Sie sind einfach selbstbewusst und denken nur über sich selbst. Und es ist so, wie kann ich Geld verdienen?
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Wie kann ich jemand anderes Dramatik monetisieren und es in etwas öffnen? Und das ist der Grund, warum du die TMZs des Weltes hast. Außer jetzt existieren die TMZs des Weltes auf Social Media, sie sind auf TikTok, sie sind auf YouTube. Sie sind einfach nur ein anderer Gesicht, ein anderer Name. Es ist jemand, der den gleichen Art von Content macht, aber als Kreator.
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I've watched them before.
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Because I was curious. Because I wanted to know. But I've watched it and it was very hurtful. It put me in a very dark place. But I'm on the other side now and I don't care what they have to say because I know it's all BS just to make them money. It's all BS. They just care about dollar signs. That's it.
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They don't care about you, they don't care about me, they don't care about anybody that they're talking about. And they try to act like they're the moral superior person to be talking about.
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Das ist tatsächlich nicht wahr. Wirklich? Also, was interessant ist, es gab eine Frau, die ein Video über mich gemacht hat, wo sie mich einfach mit Trash gesprochen hat. Oh mein Gott, schau dir das nicht an. Nein, nein, aber was verrückt ist, als ich zu ihrer Seite ging... Und es war eigentlich... Es war ein bisschen traurig.
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Weil man konnte sehen, wie sie versucht hat, wie ein Lifestyle-Vlogger zu sein. Sie hatte all diese Videos.
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All diese Videos von ihr, die versucht haben, Videos über ihre Leben zu machen. Niemand hat geholfen. Sie hatten alle etwa 1000 Views.
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Wenn ich negative Kommentare sehe, habe ich Spaß daran, in den Kommentaren zu sein. Es gab ein People Magazine-Artikel vor einem Monat, das von mir gepostet wurde. Und es gab eine Menge negativer Kommentare. Und ich habe einfach alle Leute in den Kommentaren getrollt. Nur weil ich denke, ich habe angefangen, weniger zu kümmern. Was mich wirklich freut.
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Our child's pediatrician literally said, that kid has some lungs on him. Every time. And not being rude, it's just a statement of like, this woman is around kids 24-7 and she knows that this kid can scream. And that made me feel so seen. Because sometimes when he does scream, I'm like, I don't know if my eardrums are going to make it.
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Ich kümmer mich weniger um meine Person online. Weil ich weiß, wer ich bin. Und ich weiß, wer ich bin. Und ich habe eine gute Gemeinschaft jetzt. Und das Leben ist so viel besser geworden. Und ich habe einfach Spaß in den Kommentaren gespielt. Und die Leute zurückgetrollt. Aber was ich auch gemacht habe, ist... Ich habe nichts genuendlich Kindes zu diesen Leuten zu sagen. Ich weiß.
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Und ich weiß, was sie sagen, dass es so schwarz ist. Aber wie ich es anschaue, ist es so, dass wenn du einen Kommentar verlässt, der so schwarz ist und das auf jemanden, einer menschlichen Seite online gewechselt hat, hast du wahrscheinlich viele scharfe Dinge in deinem Leben.
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Und so habe ich auch einige kindliche Kommentare gemacht, wo ich nur genuin gesagt habe, hey, ich hoffe, dein Tag wird besser. Ich hoffe, dass es euch gut geht. Ich hoffe, dass es euch gut geht, aber nicht in einer Art und Weise, dass ich besser bin als du und all das. Ich habe genuendlich diese Kommentare gesagt, in einer Art und Weise, dass ich sie wollen, dass ihre Leben besser wird.
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Und vielleicht ist das mein Anliegen für euch. Wenn ihr jemals einen negativen Post oder einen negativen Kommentar seht, vielleicht versucht, etwas Positives zu kommentieren. Weil ich denke, es ist so viel Dunkelheit da draußen, und das ist das, was mich auf die Augen geöffnet hat. Schmerzen Menschen schmerzen Menschen. Das ist wahr.
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Die Menschen, die Menschen in unserem Weltraum schmerzen, haben wahrscheinlich von jemand anderem schmerzt. Und ich selbst inklusive. Als ich das Gewicht und die Druck von all diesen... Hatte mich zu einem Punkt, es brach mich, es war hart, aber ich fühle mich, wenn wir nur positiv zu negativen Stimmen in unserem Welt sind, wird es helfen.
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Versuche, einen positiven Kommentar zu lassen, nächstes Mal, wenn du einen negativen Kommentar auf jeder Social Media Post online siehst.
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Well, I love you.
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And I want you to be able to take a bath in peace. I know.
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You stopped getting on YouTube.
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Southwest Airlines lost her bags. Abby got yelled at by a police officer dude on a Segway. He keeps yelling.
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Du kannst einfach, wenn du einen Drama-Channel veröffentlicht hast. Ich sage immer, nicht interessiert. Ich sage immer, nicht interessiert.
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Oh, aber was schaust du von dem Matt und Abby-Channel? Wo schaust du von? Ja, von dem Matt und Abby.
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Es gibt keine Ads auf dem. Aber mach ein anderes Account unter unserem Hauptaccount.
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Vielleicht ist es so, dass wir einfach einen Dramachannel starten müssen, weil sie... Gott, ja. Sie machen Millionen von uns, Baby. Vielleicht müssen wir anfangen zu sagen, Justin und Hailey Bieber. Ja.
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Maybe we're roasting ourselves. Maybe that's what this is. Maybe this whole podcast... No, because here's the thing that you should know about me.
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But maybe we need to create drama about ourselves and make a drama channel. Give the money to charity. Make a drama channel and take all the money you make from... Take the millions you make from the drama channel and give it to charity.
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It's dirty money. All these people running these drama channels are dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty.
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I heard they were delivering vending machines to people. Yes. Das war ihr Marketing-Budget. Und manche Leute wollten, dass sie das den unabhängigen Leuten geben, glaube ich. Ist das, worum die Kontroversie ging?
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Wisst ihr, wie viel Coca-Cola und Pepsi auf ihrem Marketing-Budget verdienen? Ich weiß nicht. Es sind Billionen von Dollar. Also wenn du wütend bist... Also du denkst nicht, dass es ein Problem ist. Wenn Poppy will, was sie verdient haben, um Vending-Maschinen zu senden, um Poppy mehr zu verkaufen, dann...
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Maybe he's going to be an opera singer. The minute he came out, he was like... Dude, he honestly could be a good opera singer. Opera singers can break glass. That's a real thing.
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Oh, that's so tough. I like Olipop. Which one makes the Wildberry flavor?
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But Poppy makes Cream Soda now.
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And they also are sending us free Poppies.
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Nicht gesponsert, aber Poppy, der Creme Soda Poppy ist fire, der Wildberry Poppy ist fire. Nein, eigentlich, ich würde eigentlich... Der Orange Squeeze Alipop ist gut. Okay. Ich mag beide. Sorry, du musst eine Seite nehmen. Hey, ich bin dran.
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Ja. Und all of them, actually.
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I have tea on you. Let's do it.
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Babe, I should be cancelled for that.
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I'm so sorry. Your butt is so cute too. It's so little. But when I go to smack it, I always miss because it's... That's too much information.
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You were saying it's bigger. You were saying it's bigger recently. You've been doing the squats and your butt is, I love it. Okay, you know what?
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I love your butt. It's a great butt. What was that high five? I don't know.
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That wasn't even, what even, you just like hit your nail.
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Du wirst lachen, ohne es in der Fahrt zu erkennen. Und ich bin so, was ist das? Und ich bin so, Babe, um es so schlecht in der Fahrt zu riechen, muss jemand lachen. Und ich weiß, dass es nicht ich war. Ich fühle mich so wütend.
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Ich auch, aber was ist passiert?
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Oh mein Gott. We're about to... We're about... Yeah. Mommy-Daddy-Time. Mommy-Daddy-Time. And then it just... Where did that come from?
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I said, go for it. I didn't think it was going to be that loud.
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I was still game. I was still game. I'm always game.
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Thanks for griping it out with us, you guys.
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I feel good. I feel positive. I feel happy.
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Yeah, screw you. That person can go lick a butt. Go lick a butt. Eigentlich nein, wir werden ihr etwas Positives sagen.
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I hope that you somehow find a way to make revenue on your lifestyle videos. That way people don't go watch your toxic drama channel that makes the world a worse place.
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And I know that you make hundreds of thousands of dollars off of your drama channel. Probably millions actually, because you get a lot of views. But I just think there's a better way to make money. And I don't think that's very ethical of you.
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Yeah, at Thanksgiving with your grandma. Exactly. Okay, awesome.
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Love you. Thanks everybody.
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You love tapped her in the parking lot.
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And then she sends you a bill for $1,200. Which, might I add, we have a picture of the car. I'm not a car expert, but we're talking about a scratch that might be a quarter. The size of a quarter. Maybe. Probably more like the size of Penny.
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Sie hat gesagt, dass ihr Mann in einem Auto-Body Shop gearbeitet hat.
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Oder vielleicht hat sie gesagt, dass er neben mir arbeitet.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
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I'm so sorry. Your butt is so cute too. It's so little. When I go to smack it, I always miss because it's... That's too much information. Welcome back to Unplanned. We're your hosts, Matt and Abby. And boy, do we have a story for you guys today. We just got back from Utah, where we crashed a rental car. Southwest Airlines lost our bags.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Das ist so... Ja. Ja. Ja.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
That's only with like an actual wreck.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Yeah, this was just a teeny little incident in the parking lot. Because she kept saying like, oh, it's nothing.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Ich weiß nicht, nur die Schadenswerte. Die Grund, warum ich skeptisch bin. Nummer eins, ich bin ein Skeptiker. Ich mag es, wirklich alles durchzudenken. Aber wenn du dir das Bild der Schadenswerte des Autos anschaust, ist es die kleinste kleine Schadenswerte, die wir natürlich für das bezahlen sollten.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Are you sure? Yes. She said that.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Oh, so the quote is to replace the entire bumper. Yes. That's why it's $1,200. Yes. Okay, yeah, so that makes sense, but you don't need to replace an entire bumper when there's a teeny little dinky dink scratch on it. It doesn't seem like you would need to, but... How nice is this car, too? Is this like a 2024? It was a nice car. Oh, it was a nice car. Yeah. Okay, what type of... Maybe that's why.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
What are we talking about here?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Was this a Mercedes? Oh, this was a Tahoe.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Ich meine, ich denke, als wir die Autos angesehen haben, wurden wir etwa 70.000 Euro für einen Tahoe gequotet.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Ich weiß, aber diese Autos sind verdammt teuer.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
70.000 für einen Tahoe ist verrückt. Aber das ist es in diesen Tagen. Das ist, was ein neuer Tahoe kostet.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Und weißt du, was es ist? Die fricken MSRP oder was auch immer die Frick, die sie auf den Veranstaltungen auf TV sagen, sie sind immer in dir BS. Du gehst in den echten Verkauf und es ist wie 20.000 Dollar mehr, als was sie auf TV sagen. Es ist alles, um dich in die Tür zu bringen.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
What I'm getting at is the Tahos are very expensive these days.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
I feel like you can repair that scratch. Don't they have repair kits? If someone, like look, if someone chips a tooth, you don't go, oh, I chipped my tooth. I'm going to rip my whole tooth out and put a new one in.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Anyway, I'm going to make it right.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Abby got yelled at by a police officer dude on a Segway at the airport. And we currently are not sleeping at night, because our toddler's been waking up all throughout the night, because he wants his binkies back. And we gave away his binkies to the baby giraffes at the zoo, which that... Das ist das, was wir ihm gesagt haben.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Just a little over $1,000.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Deine Schwester war da. Unsere Schwester war da und sie war überrascht, als wir... Und ich habe meinen Freunden die Bilder gezeigt und ich war so, denkst du, dass das etwas ist, das 1.200 Dollar ist?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
I think they're trying to juice you, babe.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Honestly though, babe, you are the person that people see you and they're like, oh, we can take advantage of this person. Why? She was so nice.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
And that's part of the strategy. She was being nice and she's like, oh, by the way, I know I was so nice the other day, but I also need $1,200 for my...
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Not everybody, but there are people like that out there.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
There are people like that out there.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
They do. They actually do that.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
And have you ever wanted to, I don't know, negotiate your home security bill down a bit? Well, Rocket Money can do that for you and they did it for us. Ja, sie haben unseren Geld runtergebracht. Jetzt bezahlen wir, ich glaube, sie haben es runtergebracht zu 29,99. Und es war früher fast doppelt so viel. Also, danke so sehr.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Und wenn du Girl Math machst, kannst du das Geld jetzt in andere Wege spenden. Total. Wie ein schönes Essen kaufen.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Nein, tatsächlich, wir und alle unsere Freunde hatten Rocket Money, außer für einen unserer Freunde und wir sind alle davon verabschiedet.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Belästige deine Freunde, um Rocket Money zu bekommen. Verabschiede deine unerwarteten Abkürzungen.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Weißt du, wie einfach es für sie ist? Und ich weiß nicht, ich bin sicher, sie ist eine sehr schöne Frau. Aber weißt du, wie einfach es ist, für jemanden nur einen Fake-Invoice oder Fake-etwas zu veröffentlichen?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Du bist so ein Skammer. Sie fuhr einen Tahoe.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
War es ein Chevy Tahoe? Wie Chevy? War es das kleine Cross-Symbol? Das ist der Chevy.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Sie hat dir Bilder des Autos gesendet.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Das ist klein. Das ist nicht mal die Größe eines Pennis. Das ist hilarisch. Du kannst nicht mal sagen, was das ist. Ich denke, das ist ein 500-Dollar-Fix, Max.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Wir dachten nur, dass es kümmerter wäre, als ihm zu sagen, dass die Binky-Fairy gekommen ist. Ich glaube, wir haben die Binky-Fairy nicht so schlecht gesagt.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Because what did you do?
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
We went snowboarding. I also did a podcast with Derek Beeston while I was there. That'll be out eventually. So we filmed that. All of our podcast gear was with us. So we literally had seven check bags.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
And then we had carry-ons too.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Got it all loaded up in your mom's compact SUV. And that's when we realized, oh my gosh, we're missing the seventh bag, which was my snowboard. And keep in mind that every single time we have lost a bag traveling through the air, you know who it's been with? Southwest. Every time.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Well, I think Southwest is great because of their checked bag policy, but it does get annoying when they lose our bags.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
They do have really good pretzels. You have a good point. The pretzels that they give you out on the plane taste incredible.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Hast du Utah genossen? Ich habe es genossen. Ich liebe Snowboarden.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
Coke Zero is a big perk.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
By bye binkies, hitting a car & losing our luggage
And they also don't charge you for water. When I fly Frontier, because I just, I'll fly whatever airline's the cheapest whenever I travel. Frontier doesn't give you water. You have to pay for that.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Answering CONTROVERSIAL questions w/ my parents *Christmas edition*
And I was devastated. I can see.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Answering CONTROVERSIAL questions w/ my parents *Christmas edition*
That's why we have this show.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Answering CONTROVERSIAL questions w/ my parents *Christmas edition*
This is all because of us.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Answering CONTROVERSIAL questions w/ my parents *Christmas edition*
I would always get you things that said dad.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Answering CONTROVERSIAL questions w/ my parents *Christmas edition*
50.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Answering CONTROVERSIAL questions w/ my parents *Christmas edition*
It's like the next viral video is going to be like, the father that didn't want to celebrate Father's Day would make an anatomically correct gingerbread man as a child. Scar his family for life.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Answering CONTROVERSIAL questions w/ my parents *Christmas edition*
move on to the mattress pop how does that even work logistically wait those were foam those are so i mean they weren't that uncomfortable but i think i'm violating bro code here oh my gosh was this in the basement yeah oh my gosh wait was i no was i alive at the time Yeah, probably. Because I used to sleep on those smiley face mats.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Answering CONTROVERSIAL questions w/ my parents *Christmas edition*
Man, you learn so much as you get older.
The Unplanned Podcast with Matt & Abby
Answering CONTROVERSIAL questions w/ my parents *Christmas edition*
Why does this conversation keep going back to sex? I know, it's him.