Griffin McElroy

Then I have advantage with the Shadow Blade.

Oh, fuck yeah.

All right.

That's a nat 20.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Yeah, baby, that nat 20 is definitely gonna do it.

Okay, so you're gonna roll double damage on this, and then add your modifier, please.

No, I don't have a modifier, so it's just 20.

Okay.

You, not moving, right?

Because you're, or are you moving out of the grease before you?

No, I'm going to swipe at him first.

Okay, yeah, you, the Burger Man is still kind of like looking at you slack-bunned, surprised that you did not move.

succumb to his grease blast and in that state of surprise you swing the shadowed blade through the air and it's very sort of Kurosawa just like he stands there for a second not quite knowing what's going on and then the top part of his bun just goes flying through the air and grease sprays upwards in a sort of stylish splatter and burger man

I quartered that pounder.

Next in the order is... Wait, no, now I'm moving away from the mound.

Okay, great.

I'm going over, yeah, kind of this lower exhaust port for the house.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.