Griffin Newman

I'll take any kind of tree you got.

Griffin, I know you're, you know, a green thumb.

Yeah.

All my fingers.

I got 10 green fingers.

Yeah, I think you're going to agree with me on this, that, you know, you go to a garden center and you just find it so overwhelming and inconvenient.

You took the personal statement out of my mouth, Ben.

That is how I feel.

And then here's the other thing.

You try to hire some landscapers.

It's too expensive.

I'm so tired of spending every day of my life on the phone with landscapers.

But let me guess, when the trees arrive, it takes a really long time for them to grow?

They have their Alive and Thrive guarantee.

Can you imagine if Wally had a promo code for fast-growing trees?

He's had like the same stand in for like, I want to say maybe 50 years now, who's like his best friend.

And they're amazing sort of like photo montages you can see of them styled together across the decades.

Yeah.

of they just kind of like live in tandem.

He's been like married to the same woman for decades.