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Yeah.

But I didn't realize how many dad jokes he's out here making until Taco Tuesday.

And then it's like a waterfall.

Just yeah, I just kept going after that.

And then I realized he has reached peak dad because who among us hasn't heard a father say that's another dollar you owe me or just put it on your tab or something along those lines.

Well, this is hilarious.

So LeBron is out here saying he's not a billionaire, which, you know, we can get into the semantics.

But then he lays it on real thick to an interview on The Complex.

See?

The most dad-sounding... Nah, nah.

They take care of me.

I'm broke is the most dad-sounding thing I've heard in a while.

Well, I do believe that.

There's some website that says I'm worth several million dollars and I'm 6'1".

I'm like, who wrote this?

At all.

And like I said, there's no bigger tell than when the White Sox play the Cubs and you read the AI generated preview.

And then none of the stats line up and it's hilarious.

In the meantime, I did laugh at the everything is free.

There's a difference between the wealth you have accumulated and the money you earn.