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Well, I'm going to make you think about him more. Do you find the Patriots dynasty more or less annoying than the now Chiefs dynasty?

It's a comedy show, Dan.

It's a comedy show, Dan.

Your Wiki page says you're born in New York too, though.

Your Wiki page says you're born in New York too, though.

I haven't seen one yet, but I explained this to people. One of my friends was in town this weekend and I was explaining to her that when it gets below 40, the iguanas like seize and then they fall out of trees. And then we were driving around and we saw an iguana scurrying across the road right when it got warm on Saturday.

I haven't seen one yet, but I explained this to people. One of my friends was in town this weekend and I was explaining to her that when it gets below 40, the iguanas like seize and then they fall out of trees. And then we were driving around and we saw an iguana scurrying across the road right when it got warm on Saturday.

And I was like, maybe this one just woke up and was like, whoa, what the hell happened last night? You think the iguanas that like when they unthaw, they're like, holy, holy shit, where am I?

And I was like, maybe this one just woke up and was like, whoa, what the hell happened last night? You think the iguanas that like when they unthaw, they're like, holy, holy shit, where am I?

It's like waking up from a blackout drunk night and you're just like, how did I end up in the street?

It's like waking up from a blackout drunk night and you're just like, how did I end up in the street?

What was your thought process?

What was your thought process?

This relationship has been over. I want to get my joy back. I'm happy here, off the court, but I want to be back to somewhat dominant. Can you get your joy back here on the court? Probably not.

This relationship has been over. I want to get my joy back. I'm happy here, off the court, but I want to be back to somewhat dominant. Can you get your joy back here on the court? Probably not.

Jimmy Butler's got a treat he's demanding, doesn't want to pay for his food.

Jimmy Butler's got a treat he's demanding, doesn't want to pay for his food.

For seven games now he's out, he's suspended Vibes are at an all-time low Though we can't forget when Jimmy Made the heat of finals team He's become a menace, Riley's gotten way too old for his shit Jimmy Buckets ain't just gonna stand there in the corner And yell he's 35, no he ain't getting any younger He's lost a couple steps, no longer alpha or a killer Best reveal the situation that you caught up in-a

For seven games now he's out, he's suspended Vibes are at an all-time low Though we can't forget when Jimmy Made the heat of finals team He's become a menace, Riley's gotten way too old for his shit Jimmy Buckets ain't just gonna stand there in the corner And yell he's 35, no he ain't getting any younger He's lost a couple steps, no longer alpha or a killer Best reveal the situation that you caught up in-a

He's done this almost everywhere else that he's been. How can we be surprised that he's doing it again? Now we can test the market for an old malcontent to want to talk or think about all of the money that we've spent. Says he'd pay for Atlanta.