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They were talking about like- My Good Friday. Yeah, it was some episode about like, it was like Jesus going to the market and like, let there be fish and all that. But it was like, the VeggieTales were telling the story. And it was, it just threw me off. But now, years and years later, when I watch Righteous Gemstones and they're trying to make tinges, like, that's what it makes me think of.

It's like, oh, this is how all those shows get made. It's a bunch of people like, yo, we're gonna make this show. It's gonna be about Jesus. But, We're going to have like carrots and Brussels sprouts. Tell the story.

It's like, oh, this is how all those shows get made. It's a bunch of people like, yo, we're gonna make this show. It's gonna be about Jesus. But, We're going to have like carrots and Brussels sprouts. Tell the story.

Izzy, you call your phone a hello phone, but you're calling Golden State a goodbye phone.

Izzy, you call your phone a hello phone, but you're calling Golden State a goodbye phone.

Gotta kiss the ground.

Gotta kiss the ground.

You realize Adam Silver is like right now, his tie is all the way loosened. He's stressing. He's chain smoking and drinking coffee because he's praying. He's praying that we get Warriors, Lakers in that second round. That's the money right there. Well, aren't we all? Of course. Not me. I'm a huge Rockets fan.

You realize Adam Silver is like right now, his tie is all the way loosened. He's stressing. He's chain smoking and drinking coffee because he's praying. He's praying that we get Warriors, Lakers in that second round. That's the money right there. Well, aren't we all? Of course. Not me. I'm a huge Rockets fan.

My problem is he's not good at the free throw line either. And that's part of the no jumper part.

My problem is he's not good at the free throw line either. And that's part of the no jumper part.

There's a little Shaq in everybody. Look, the thing to me, there's a couple of things. Number one is that right. You asked about Jalen Green. I'll tell you why Jalen Green doesn't appear in those moments. It's because his coach doesn't trust him, man. Like, that's clear. I actually sat him late in the game, late in the season when the game still mattered. Yep.

There's a little Shaq in everybody. Look, the thing to me, there's a couple of things. Number one is that right. You asked about Jalen Green. I'll tell you why Jalen Green doesn't appear in those moments. It's because his coach doesn't trust him, man. Like, that's clear. I actually sat him late in the game, late in the season when the game still mattered. Yep.

Eme Udoka does not have, does not exude confidence in Jalen Green. So it's going to be probably Van Vliet because he's the vet and he's more likely to make the right decision, although he's kind of limited also in what he can do on the floor. To me, that's the issue with this team. It's a young team, dude. Other than Van Vliet and Dylan Brooks, And that's your vet.

Eme Udoka does not have, does not exude confidence in Jalen Green. So it's going to be probably Van Vliet because he's the vet and he's more likely to make the right decision, although he's kind of limited also in what he can do on the floor. To me, that's the issue with this team. It's a young team, dude. Other than Van Vliet and Dylan Brooks, And that's your vet.

It's going to be so much fun, though. But it's Van Vliet, it's Dylan Brooks, and Steven Adams, right? Steven Adams, not an offensive guy, right? Dylan Brooks, wholly unreliable. And Van Vliet, reliable, but a little limited in terms of what he can do, right? So these are the guys. And then everyone else, first time at the rodeo.

It's going to be so much fun, though. But it's Van Vliet, it's Dylan Brooks, and Steven Adams, right? Steven Adams, not an offensive guy, right? Dylan Brooks, wholly unreliable. And Van Vliet, reliable, but a little limited in terms of what he can do, right? So these are the guys. And then everyone else, first time at the rodeo.

And time and time again, what we see is that when it's your first time at the rodeo, particularly if you're going against that old vet, the vets that have been there and been there a million times over know exactly how this movie goes. Like Moses Moody. I mean, but Moses Moody's played on a championship team.

And time and time again, what we see is that when it's your first time at the rodeo, particularly if you're going against that old vet, the vets that have been there and been there a million times over know exactly how this movie goes. Like Moses Moody. I mean, but Moses Moody's played on a championship team.

He's been in the rodeo. He's seen the fire, right? He's been there, right? Jonathan Kamingo, who's out of the rotation right now, but I think he's going to play against the Rockets because of the physicality part. He's been there. And then, obviously, Steph and Draymond and Jimmy Butler and Kevon Looney, those guys, that goes without saying. So what ends up happening is they take advantage of –