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Is it on the bar? Is it on the three-point stance? The floor.

Is it on the bar? Is it on the three-point stance? The floor.

The floor. He's doing it on the floor. Yeah. It's like sticky.

The floor. He's doing it on the floor. Yeah. It's like sticky.

If I'm you, I'm calling offsides every single time.

If I'm you, I'm calling offsides every single time.

That's actually a great idea. I wonder how he would have reacted to that.

That's actually a great idea. I wonder how he would have reacted to that.

Offsides!

Offsides!

His wife was very pregnant. His pregnant wife was there while this was going on? She was delighted that he was at the bar in a three-point stand with me instead of at home with her. Wait, did he do that at home?

His wife was very pregnant. His pregnant wife was there while this was going on? She was delighted that he was at the bar in a three-point stand with me instead of at home with her. Wait, did he do that at home?

I can't confirm or deny that. Of course he does it at home. Exactly.

I can't confirm or deny that. Of course he does it at home. Exactly.

I was actually interpreting this differently. I thought this was a good luck thing. He's like, this is what I have to do now on third down. All along, I was like,

I was actually interpreting this differently. I thought this was a good luck thing. He's like, this is what I have to do now on third down. All along, I was like,

I actually just think, like, I just think he loves ball. I'm not even kidding. I don't think there's anything deep like that.

I actually just think, like, I just think he loves ball. I'm not even kidding. I don't think there's anything deep like that.

I do a less extreme version. Like, I'll stand up on a big third down, on my couch, where you're just like, I'm excited, like, alright, come on, we need this. We need this right here. Standing's weird. But I'm not, like, getting in a football stance. The antsy hands is a little weird, but... The antsy hands?

I do a less extreme version. Like, I'll stand up on a big third down, on my couch, where you're just like, I'm excited, like, alright, come on, we need this. We need this right here. Standing's weird. But I'm not, like, getting in a football stance. The antsy hands is a little weird, but... The antsy hands?