Guest character (unnamed – his brief line plays off the Ariana Grande pun)
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Right.
I used to just hit a boat with my hands if I wanted to.
God damn it. All right. This boat ain't going to sail itself. Let's go, boys.
Telling people how big they should be and how big the bridges are and how they fit. what leg they go in first.
The idea is to create room for a growth Liebenstrahlman within the britches.
But sometimes when it's a skinny lady, sometimes I close me eyes and I think of my mother.
Hey, hey, I washed it for you. So, things got a little messy.
I'm just going to say I might have had a legume too many last night.
I try to be with my haunted wife and I wish I could see my dead child. But instead, I'll be a king of an island. Also, you can just say baby grave. Yeah.
A dead baby's grave is true.
It's sort of like, it's kind of like the... the angel of death gave me my groove back. And he just allowed me to go live my best life in the Indies. She's too hot to be a mom. I just, yeah, that's what he was saying. My heart has killed all of my kids.
This is a lady doing it. A special.
Is his head supposed to collapse? Can we get some sort of inflatable? Is that inflatable to fix this man's head? Because we take off 45 minutes from now.
Okay, all right. And remember, this is unpleasant, but we don't want it to be entirely so. All right? So enjoy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll cut off her face and show the whole world her stupid little skull. Yeah!
Where's Nemo in this?
Can't we, Mr. Grande?
Cool.
You like sandcastles, right?
Because I just feel that the semen
God damn it. I'm sick of going on these capes of good hopes.
If only I was younger. I've been saying this since I was four.
Because I'm a funny guy.