Guest Speaker

I'm getting booked and this detective comes walking in and I and it's obvious to me that he's a detective. And he goes walking out back to the holding cells. And I hear him screaming. He goes, you either robbed a bank or you drove the car. Which is it? And at this point, I realized, well, this is where I'm going to find out if my co-defendant is going to be solid and tell on me or not.

Cop comes walking out 30 seconds later, pissed. They bring me out to the holding cells, bring him out to book him. I'm still cuffed up. So I'm sitting on the floor of the holding cell with cuffs behind me. And this guy who's obviously a detective, he has his badge on his belt, comes walking in, same guy goes walking in.

Cop comes walking out 30 seconds later, pissed. They bring me out to the holding cells, bring him out to book him. I'm still cuffed up. So I'm sitting on the floor of the holding cell with cuffs behind me. And this guy who's obviously a detective, he has his badge on his belt, comes walking in, same guy goes walking in.

Cop comes walking out 30 seconds later, pissed. They bring me out to the holding cells, bring him out to book him. I'm still cuffed up. So I'm sitting on the floor of the holding cell with cuffs behind me. And this guy who's obviously a detective, he has his badge on his belt, comes walking in, same guy goes walking in.

He goes, uh, you either robbed the bank or you drove the car, which is, and I go, are you my lawyer? He's like, I'm not your lawyer. I'm like, well, I asked for a lawyer. He goes, you either robbed the bank or you drove the car, which is it? And I go, He goes, do you know how much time you're looking at? You're looking at three class A felonies. That's 21 years in prison.

He goes, uh, you either robbed the bank or you drove the car, which is, and I go, are you my lawyer? He's like, I'm not your lawyer. I'm like, well, I asked for a lawyer. He goes, you either robbed the bank or you drove the car, which is it? And I go, He goes, do you know how much time you're looking at? You're looking at three class A felonies. That's 21 years in prison.

He goes, uh, you either robbed the bank or you drove the car, which is, and I go, are you my lawyer? He's like, I'm not your lawyer. I'm like, well, I asked for a lawyer. He goes, you either robbed the bank or you drove the car, which is it? And I go, He goes, do you know how much time you're looking at? You're looking at three class A felonies. That's 21 years in prison.

And I go, apparently you can't do math, retard. That's 22 and a half years in prison. Go ahead, run that concurrent with the prison sentence I'm going to do already. Fuck you. And he storms off. We get brought to the county jail. First thing they do is strip me out. That's when the money comes back up. They literally, they're doing the, all right, bend over, cough.

And I go, apparently you can't do math, retard. That's 22 and a half years in prison. Go ahead, run that concurrent with the prison sentence I'm going to do already. Fuck you. And he storms off. We get brought to the county jail. First thing they do is strip me out. That's when the money comes back up. They literally, they're doing the, all right, bend over, cough.

And I go, apparently you can't do math, retard. That's 22 and a half years in prison. Go ahead, run that concurrent with the prison sentence I'm going to do already. Fuck you. And he storms off. We get brought to the county jail. First thing they do is strip me out. That's when the money comes back up. They literally, they're doing the, all right, bend over, cough.

I do that real quick and spend, hold on, hold on. What's that? Just money. And I say it like it's the most natural, like everyone gives money. Why wouldn't there be money tucked in between my ass cheeks? And they take me, they put me on drug watch now. So they put me on drug watch. OK, so now I got a shit. This is something they do in prison when they think you might have drugs inside of you.

I do that real quick and spend, hold on, hold on. What's that? Just money. And I say it like it's the most natural, like everyone gives money. Why wouldn't there be money tucked in between my ass cheeks? And they take me, they put me on drug watch now. So they put me on drug watch. OK, so now I got a shit. This is something they do in prison when they think you might have drugs inside of you.

I do that real quick and spend, hold on, hold on. What's that? Just money. And I say it like it's the most natural, like everyone gives money. Why wouldn't there be money tucked in between my ass cheeks? And they take me, they put me on drug watch now. So they put me on drug watch. OK, so now I got a shit. This is something they do in prison when they think you might have drugs inside of you.

They will put you in a room with nothing but a toilet with a trash bag over it to collect your waste or they'll bring you a bucket to defecate in for when you say you finally need to go. So they kept me there for a few days until I finally went to the bathroom and then they let me out into the shoe. We go to court on Monday. By now, they've literally just thrown me in a cell and left me there.

They will put you in a room with nothing but a toilet with a trash bag over it to collect your waste or they'll bring you a bucket to defecate in for when you say you finally need to go. So they kept me there for a few days until I finally went to the bathroom and then they let me out into the shoe. We go to court on Monday. By now, they've literally just thrown me in a cell and left me there.

They will put you in a room with nothing but a toilet with a trash bag over it to collect your waste or they'll bring you a bucket to defecate in for when you say you finally need to go. So they kept me there for a few days until I finally went to the bathroom and then they let me out into the shoe. We go to court on Monday. By now, they've literally just thrown me in a cell and left me there.

Haven't said anything to me, wouldn't even give me toilet paper, that type of thing. You know, they're like, oh, they tried to kill a cop. Fuck them. That's that's the type of treatment you get. My co-defendant's super dope sick, so he spends his whole time in medical. They take us to court Monday.

Haven't said anything to me, wouldn't even give me toilet paper, that type of thing. You know, they're like, oh, they tried to kill a cop. Fuck them. That's that's the type of treatment you get. My co-defendant's super dope sick, so he spends his whole time in medical. They take us to court Monday.

Haven't said anything to me, wouldn't even give me toilet paper, that type of thing. You know, they're like, oh, they tried to kill a cop. Fuck them. That's that's the type of treatment you get. My co-defendant's super dope sick, so he spends his whole time in medical. They take us to court Monday.

And the first lawyer that comes down and talks to us says, listen, if you waive extradition, they're going to take you back to New Hampshire today. And I'm like, all right, let's go. We get up to the courthouse. We waive extradition. They immediately take us into custody and take us to New Hampshire where they book us at the police station and arraign us at court $400,000 cash only bail.