Gustavo

I'm going to go brush my teeth and stuff. And I'm like, cool, bro. See you later. Good night. And he's like, good night, bro. And I jump in the bed.

And I jump in the bed. And a couple of minutes later, I hear the door open. You woke up the grandpa because he was sleeping on the bed? No. I hear the door open. Didn't think anything of it. Maybe somebody forgot something. They don't know me. Us Irish people, we just play dead. We're like possums. Someone comes in, we just play dead.

And I jump in the bed. And a couple of minutes later, I hear the door open. You woke up the grandpa because he was sleeping on the bed? No. I hear the door open. Didn't think anything of it. Maybe somebody forgot something. They don't know me. Us Irish people, we just play dead. We're like possums. Someone comes in, we just play dead.

And I jump in the bed. And a couple of minutes later, I hear the door open. You woke up the grandpa because he was sleeping on the bed? No. I hear the door open. Didn't think anything of it. Maybe somebody forgot something. They don't know me. Us Irish people, we just play dead. We're like possums. Someone comes in, we just play dead.

That's what I do with Astrid a lot of times.

That's what I do with Astrid a lot of times.

That's what I do with Astrid a lot of times.

You close your eyes with your phone. Raphael slides under the covers. And I jumped out of that bed so fucking fast. I jumped out of that bed and I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And he goes, what's wrong? And I go, dude, dude, it's not like this. And he goes, like what? And I go, it's not like this. I'm sorry. I think you got the wrong impression.

You close your eyes with your phone. Raphael slides under the covers. And I jumped out of that bed so fucking fast. I jumped out of that bed and I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And he goes, what's wrong? And I go, dude, dude, it's not like this. And he goes, like what? And I go, it's not like this. I'm sorry. I think you got the wrong impression.

You close your eyes with your phone. Raphael slides under the covers. And I jumped out of that bed so fucking fast. I jumped out of that bed and I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And he goes, what's wrong? And I go, dude, dude, it's not like this. And he goes, like what? And I go, it's not like this. I'm sorry. I think you got the wrong impression.

You need to take me out on a date. You lured me here with food and grandparents and now you're trying to, I don't know what you're trying to do. And he was like, dude, don't freak out. And I was like, can I just please use the phone? I just need to call a cab. And I left. I literally left at like six in the morning, left.

You need to take me out on a date. You lured me here with food and grandparents and now you're trying to, I don't know what you're trying to do. And he was like, dude, don't freak out. And I was like, can I just please use the phone? I just need to call a cab. And I left. I literally left at like six in the morning, left.

You need to take me out on a date. You lured me here with food and grandparents and now you're trying to, I don't know what you're trying to do. And he was like, dude, don't freak out. And I was like, can I just please use the phone? I just need to call a cab. And I left. I literally left at like six in the morning, left.

And that was a shame because when I was leaving, his abuela was making arepas for us to eat because she heard us coming here.

And that was a shame because when I was leaving, his abuela was making arepas for us to eat because she heard us coming here.

And that was a shame because when I was leaving, his abuela was making arepas for us to eat because she heard us coming here.

It was beautiful.

It was beautiful.

It was beautiful.

A dude? If you were in the same situation, what would you have done?