Gustavo

International man of mystery, Gustavo. He's an international man of mystery.

International man of mystery, Gustavo. He's an international man of mystery.

Seven and a half feet tall. We actually have to adjust the camera angle to get him all in. I'm not sure the whole curtain gets it. He is really tall. He's a big boy.

Seven and a half feet tall. We actually have to adjust the camera angle to get him all in. I'm not sure the whole curtain gets it. He is really tall. He's a big boy.

Seven and a half feet tall. We actually have to adjust the camera angle to get him all in. I'm not sure the whole curtain gets it. He is really tall. He's a big boy.

And he eats me out of house and home every time he comes. Every time he comes here to my house, I tell Astrid that we have to put an extra $300 in the grocery budget. And here's a couple of reasons why. Gustavo will sit. Like, I know I have a bad cream and cereal addiction that pot rears its ugly head from time to time, usually in the winter because I can hide it with clothing.

And he eats me out of house and home every time he comes. Every time he comes here to my house, I tell Astrid that we have to put an extra $300 in the grocery budget. And here's a couple of reasons why. Gustavo will sit. Like, I know I have a bad cream and cereal addiction that pot rears its ugly head from time to time, usually in the winter because I can hide it with clothing.

And he eats me out of house and home every time he comes. Every time he comes here to my house, I tell Astrid that we have to put an extra $300 in the grocery budget. And here's a couple of reasons why. Gustavo will sit. Like, I know I have a bad cream and cereal addiction that pot rears its ugly head from time to time, usually in the winter because I can hide it with clothing.

Gustavo will sit and eat an entire family box of... Family-sized box of cereal in one sitting, which is amazing to me. I don't even... I think I was doing too much cocaine to really go through that growth spurt where I ate a ton of food in one sitting. But it still amazes me that any human being can sit and eat as much food as Gustavo.

Gustavo will sit and eat an entire family box of... Family-sized box of cereal in one sitting, which is amazing to me. I don't even... I think I was doing too much cocaine to really go through that growth spurt where I ate a ton of food in one sitting. But it still amazes me that any human being can sit and eat as much food as Gustavo.

Gustavo will sit and eat an entire family box of... Family-sized box of cereal in one sitting, which is amazing to me. I don't even... I think I was doing too much cocaine to really go through that growth spurt where I ate a ton of food in one sitting. But it still amazes me that any human being can sit and eat as much food as Gustavo.

And women stop growing at like 26 or something like that. And then we start shrinking. Our dicks get smaller. Our ears get larger. Our nose hair gets longer. And we get smellier and less intelligent. Women just age gracefully through the years. And that's how it goes. Gustavo is a huge boy. And it's just the amount of food that he eats is immense, Chrissy. It's immense. Yeah. But he's here.

And women stop growing at like 26 or something like that. And then we start shrinking. Our dicks get smaller. Our ears get larger. Our nose hair gets longer. And we get smellier and less intelligent. Women just age gracefully through the years. And that's how it goes. Gustavo is a huge boy. And it's just the amount of food that he eats is immense, Chrissy. It's immense. Yeah. But he's here.

And women stop growing at like 26 or something like that. And then we start shrinking. Our dicks get smaller. Our ears get larger. Our nose hair gets longer. And we get smellier and less intelligent. Women just age gracefully through the years. And that's how it goes. Gustavo is a huge boy. And it's just the amount of food that he eats is immense, Chrissy. It's immense. Yeah. But he's here.

He's celebrating the engagement, the recent engagement with his lovely fiance, Ale, who has been, I mean, as long as I've, they have been together. I think I mentioned this on the show before. They've been together for 12 years, 12 years. So he was three when they met or something like that. I can't do the math real quick, but they've been together since they were like in high school.

He's celebrating the engagement, the recent engagement with his lovely fiance, Ale, who has been, I mean, as long as I've, they have been together. I think I mentioned this on the show before. They've been together for 12 years, 12 years. So he was three when they met or something like that. I can't do the math real quick, but they've been together since they were like in high school.

He's celebrating the engagement, the recent engagement with his lovely fiance, Ale, who has been, I mean, as long as I've, they have been together. I think I mentioned this on the show before. They've been together for 12 years, 12 years. So he was three when they met or something like that. I can't do the math real quick, but they've been together since they were like in high school.

So high school sweethearts. Gustavo comes here. It's such a love story. It is kind of a love story. Can you imagine getting married to your high school sweetheart?

So high school sweethearts. Gustavo comes here. It's such a love story. It is kind of a love story. Can you imagine getting married to your high school sweetheart?

So high school sweethearts. Gustavo comes here. It's such a love story. It is kind of a love story. Can you imagine getting married to your high school sweetheart?