H. Foley

I never had a shop vac that worked well. Can I tell you that? That's crazy. I've never once had a shop vac that worked well, that didn't have a fucked up wheel, that did not suck up really good. I've never had one that worked well. They're always such a pain in the ass. Sorry to hear that. They're always so light. You drag it around, it falls apart. They suck.

I remember when I figured out you could use it as a blower. Switch that around. Blew my mind. That worked well. Yeah, I mean. But the shop vac never worked. Stick your little pecker in there.

I remember when I figured out you could use it as a blower. Switch that around. Blew my mind. That worked well. Yeah, I mean. But the shop vac never worked. Stick your little pecker in there.

I remember when I figured out you could use it as a blower. Switch that around. Blew my mind. That worked well. Yeah, I mean. But the shop vac never worked. Stick your little pecker in there.

It's disgusting.

It's disgusting.

It's disgusting.

Pearson, I got a takeout order. Where's your bathroom at? What a dirt ball. Oh, my God.

Pearson, I got a takeout order. Where's your bathroom at? What a dirt ball. Oh, my God.

Pearson, I got a takeout order. Where's your bathroom at? What a dirt ball. Oh, my God.

I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I think – I mean, it's a dirtbag move, but it's got to happen if it's got to happen.

I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I think – I mean, it's a dirtbag move, but it's got to happen if it's got to happen.

I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I think – I mean, it's a dirtbag move, but it's got to happen if it's got to happen.

That's a wild move. What I was going to ask is, so if I have to pee or something like that and I go into a pizza place and I'm not getting anything, do you want to get something to use the bathroom?

That's a wild move. What I was going to ask is, so if I have to pee or something like that and I go into a pizza place and I'm not getting anything, do you want to get something to use the bathroom?

That's a wild move. What I was going to ask is, so if I have to pee or something like that and I go into a pizza place and I'm not getting anything, do you want to get something to use the bathroom?

I'm thinking specifically of the pizza place across the street from New York Comedy Club 24th Street. Sure. It's new now. If it's too early for me to go in to do my spot and I have to pee, I'll go in there, right? But I don't feel right, especially those guys. I don't want to just walk in and use the bathroom.

I'm thinking specifically of the pizza place across the street from New York Comedy Club 24th Street. Sure. It's new now. If it's too early for me to go in to do my spot and I have to pee, I'll go in there, right? But I don't feel right, especially those guys. I don't want to just walk in and use the bathroom.

I'm thinking specifically of the pizza place across the street from New York Comedy Club 24th Street. Sure. It's new now. If it's too early for me to go in to do my spot and I have to pee, I'll go in there, right? But I don't feel right, especially those guys. I don't want to just walk in and use the bathroom.

So what I'll do is I'll go get like a Snapple or a ginger ale or water or something like that. I'll pay for it. And then I'll say, hey, is it okay if I leave this here? I want to run and use the bathroom. How do you feel about that? You wouldn't leave your drink. Is that open?