H. Foley
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Because I'm fat and it's worse than other things.
Because I did it one time when my aunt was in hospice and I remember my cousin Kelly.
Killed the lady next door.
She remembered it like five years later.
She was like, yeah.
She's like, I remember you came out of the bathroom and I had to take Brady in to use the bathroom.
And we remember how bad that smelled.
It was my goddamn ants on her deathbed.
Bringing up fucking old shit.
Personal stuff.
Yeah.
Mine's worse than most.
Yeah, that was Mossad-level activity.
You kidding me?
Never.
I remember... It was always during a class, and you went to the furthest bathroom possible.
I had the card stacked against me enough.
Ay caramba.
As gross as I am, walking into those bathrooms at, like, the airport, it's just like... It's like 20 stalls.
Just dudes just fucking...