Hakeem Oluseyi
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There's an illusion of now because we're so close together and we're so small, the speed of light makes it feel like we have a now, right? But now doesn't really exist on larger scales. There's no such thing. But there always has to be a now in all seriousness. No, that is your bias. That is your bias. That's so Galilean Newtonian.
There's an illusion of now because we're so close together and we're so small, the speed of light makes it feel like we have a now, right? But now doesn't really exist on larger scales. There's no such thing. But there always has to be a now in all seriousness. No, that is your bias. That is your bias. That's so Galilean Newtonian.
Well, what was the question again? Because they're talking about time, right? And they're talking about now or something. And I'm just like, that now doesn't exist.
Well, what was the question again? Because they're talking about time, right? And they're talking about now or something. And I'm just like, that now doesn't exist.
Right, you curve space and you stretch time, right? It's kind of the idea like what a black hole does, right? Curve space, you know, time moves more slowly relatively. But these phenomena of gravitational waves are incredibly subtle, and so the real calculation to do is what type of gravitational wave would be necessary. It's like the big wave.
Right, you curve space and you stretch time, right? It's kind of the idea like what a black hole does, right? Curve space, you know, time moves more slowly relatively. But these phenomena of gravitational waves are incredibly subtle, and so the real calculation to do is what type of gravitational wave would be necessary. It's like the big wave.
for that to happen. To be felt. To be felt, right?
for that to happen. To be felt. To be felt, right?
You ain't feeling that. But we know they were gravitational waves. Well, yeah, we measure them, right? So, you know, you want to think of what event, what magnitude of wave do you need, intensity, and then calculate what sort of event.
You ain't feeling that. But we know they were gravitational waves. Well, yeah, we measure them, right? So, you know, you want to think of what event, what magnitude of wave do you need, intensity, and then calculate what sort of event.
So you get compressed to nothingness, you get ripped apart. This is like a sci-fi thing, right? The gravitational wavenator.
So you get compressed to nothingness, you get ripped apart. This is like a sci-fi thing, right? The gravitational wavenator.
You know what that means? Be even more loquacious.
You know what that means? Be even more loquacious.
So I like that. I say here, here.
So I like that. I say here, here.
Catch yourself on the information. This is a cultural phenomenon. Nerds ain't cool. And so they try to make something cool that ain't cool. All right. So this whole thing about, oh, black holes have hair. We made a bet. Man, nerds, shut the hell up. I don't care. I don't care. So here's what I think they're saying, right? If I look at the sun, I can take a spectrum of the sun.
Catch yourself on the information. This is a cultural phenomenon. Nerds ain't cool. And so they try to make something cool that ain't cool. All right. So this whole thing about, oh, black holes have hair. We made a bet. Man, nerds, shut the hell up. I don't care. I don't care. So here's what I think they're saying, right? If I look at the sun, I can take a spectrum of the sun.
Speaking of which, you know something I realized? So, you know, I grew up in segregated Mississippi. So I go to graduate school and I would play basketball all the time. And I noticed that you sucked at it. Oh, man, I was I didn't suck until I joined the Cambridge Athletic Club League at the age of 49. Then I saw, OK, in the 90s, I was great. But here's the thing. I noticed something.
Speaking of which, you know something I realized? So, you know, I grew up in segregated Mississippi. So I go to graduate school and I would play basketball all the time. And I noticed that you sucked at it. Oh, man, I was I didn't suck until I joined the Cambridge Athletic Club League at the age of 49. Then I saw, OK, in the 90s, I was great. But here's the thing. I noticed something.