Haley Mlotek

Well, let me tell you a little story about me being addicted to the job. Because tell me why. I was like, okay, I'm 30 years old. I see my face a decent amount doing this podcast. Dare I break the fourth wall? Okay. In every Zoom, all of that. And I'm like, I think I have a giant forehead. Not news to anyone here. I think I need like a touch of Botox. Early lines.

Like they don't bother me now, but like they're going to bother me like in like three or four years. So I go to my dermatologist who I've been seeing for like, geez, like nine years. Like since I moved to New York. Oh, wow. And she's like kind of make some expressions for me. And I was like, I just want like these like few lines up here kind of like smoothed out, dulled, whatever.

Like they don't bother me now, but like they're going to bother me like in like three or four years. So I go to my dermatologist who I've been seeing for like, geez, like nine years. Like since I moved to New York. Oh, wow. And she's like kind of make some expressions for me. And I was like, I just want like these like few lines up here kind of like smoothed out, dulled, whatever.

Like they don't bother me now, but like they're going to bother me like in like three or four years. So I go to my dermatologist who I've been seeing for like, geez, like nine years. Like since I moved to New York. Oh, wow. And she's like kind of make some expressions for me. And I was like, I just want like these like few lines up here kind of like smoothed out, dulled, whatever.

And she tells me, no, no, it's really all or nothing. You either like freeze the whole forehead or nothing. And I'm like, oh, well, that's just not going to work for me. I mean, these eyebrows talk more than this mouth.

And she tells me, no, no, it's really all or nothing. You either like freeze the whole forehead or nothing. And I'm like, oh, well, that's just not going to work for me. I mean, these eyebrows talk more than this mouth.

And she tells me, no, no, it's really all or nothing. You either like freeze the whole forehead or nothing. And I'm like, oh, well, that's just not going to work for me. I mean, these eyebrows talk more than this mouth.

It would just be like stiff or they wouldn't go up at all? Let me tell you what my Shayla, I looked at her and I said, okay, well show me your surprised face. And she said... I was like, no, it was I silenced or was I silent? Like I said, oh, so I won't be getting Botox today. That's so crazy. And maybe not ever in the near future. That's called loving the game.

It would just be like stiff or they wouldn't go up at all? Let me tell you what my Shayla, I looked at her and I said, okay, well show me your surprised face. And she said... I was like, no, it was I silenced or was I silent? Like I said, oh, so I won't be getting Botox today. That's so crazy. And maybe not ever in the near future. That's called loving the game.

It would just be like stiff or they wouldn't go up at all? Let me tell you what my Shayla, I looked at her and I said, okay, well show me your surprised face. And she said... I was like, no, it was I silenced or was I silent? Like I said, oh, so I won't be getting Botox today. That's so crazy. And maybe not ever in the near future. That's called loving the game.

I'm boots on the ground. She was like, if you get Botox, you will not be able to move your eyebrows in the same way. And I said, oh, it's a wrap. I can't do that, actually. My livelihood is in these eyebrows.

I'm boots on the ground. She was like, if you get Botox, you will not be able to move your eyebrows in the same way. And I said, oh, it's a wrap. I can't do that, actually. My livelihood is in these eyebrows.

I'm boots on the ground. She was like, if you get Botox, you will not be able to move your eyebrows in the same way. And I said, oh, it's a wrap. I can't do that, actually. My livelihood is in these eyebrows.

Many such cases. Thank you. And that resonates.

Many such cases. Thank you. And that resonates.

Many such cases. Thank you. And that resonates.

Yes. Yes. My dermatologist being like, those eyebrows, they don't resonate. Like that's going to be gone. Listen, I love her and I trust her. And I'm happy that she was honest with me and said, you're not going to be happy. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll buy you that. I know. Oh my gosh. Well, did you go to Hawaii so we could talk about the White Lotus today? Because that's what's on the agenda. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. My dermatologist being like, those eyebrows, they don't resonate. Like that's going to be gone. Listen, I love her and I trust her. And I'm happy that she was honest with me and said, you're not going to be happy. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll buy you that. I know. Oh my gosh. Well, did you go to Hawaii so we could talk about the White Lotus today? Because that's what's on the agenda. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. My dermatologist being like, those eyebrows, they don't resonate. Like that's going to be gone. Listen, I love her and I trust her. And I'm happy that she was honest with me and said, you're not going to be happy. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll buy you that. I know. Oh my gosh. Well, did you go to Hawaii so we could talk about the White Lotus today? Because that's what's on the agenda. Yeah.

We're talking about the White Lotus, Snow White, the live action adaptation. And we're joined by the writer Hayley Milotic to talk about our favorite topic, divorce. Thank God. Yeah. We need this. So let me just say this. Let me say this. We're looking for a home for your worst opinions.