Hallie Batchelder

Then I told him I had a UTI and I couldn't hang out with him for the rest of the weekend. So you left. That made me sound like kind of an escort. Yeah. It wasn't like that. I didn't even kiss him. Honestly, I feel like he got bamboozled that night.

Then I told him I had a UTI and I couldn't hang out with him for the rest of the weekend. So you left. That made me sound like kind of an escort. Yeah. It wasn't like that. I didn't even kiss him. Honestly, I feel like he got bamboozled that night.

Then I told him I had a UTI and I couldn't hang out with him for the rest of the weekend. So you left. That made me sound like kind of an escort. Yeah. It wasn't like that. I didn't even kiss him. Honestly, I feel like he got bamboozled that night.

No, he's cheek spread.

No, he's cheek spread.

No, he's cheek spread.

We had people seasick. The waves were tumultuous. And this man is like ripping his asshole apart, like basically in a fetal position. Like, I've seen darker parts of that man than his internal organs have.

We had people seasick. The waves were tumultuous. And this man is like ripping his asshole apart, like basically in a fetal position. Like, I've seen darker parts of that man than his internal organs have.

We had people seasick. The waves were tumultuous. And this man is like ripping his asshole apart, like basically in a fetal position. Like, I've seen darker parts of that man than his internal organs have.

You can't say that.

You can't say that.

You can't say that.

Wait, speaking of men with gaping assholes, when was the last time you have entered or have been entered... Via throat, via ass, via ear with a man.

Wait, speaking of men with gaping assholes, when was the last time you have entered or have been entered... Via throat, via ass, via ear with a man.

Wait, speaking of men with gaping assholes, when was the last time you have entered or have been entered... Via throat, via ass, via ear with a man.

No, I think your type is bad. Your type is straight men. So that automatically sets you up for failure.

No, I think your type is bad. Your type is straight men. So that automatically sets you up for failure.

No, I think your type is bad. Your type is straight men. So that automatically sets you up for failure.

When was your last sexual encounter, fling, romance, a spark that lit a fire under your beautiful plump ass?

When was your last sexual encounter, fling, romance, a spark that lit a fire under your beautiful plump ass?