Hallie Batchelder

So speaking of my dad, he does commercial real estate development. He fucking absolutely crushes it. He like really wanted me to be in it just because our personality types are so similar. At one point in time, when I had first moved to New York City, I had literally no idea what I wanted to do. This is before social media. I had no job. And I was luckily able to get away with that for some time.

So speaking of my dad, he does commercial real estate development. He fucking absolutely crushes it. He like really wanted me to be in it just because our personality types are so similar. At one point in time, when I had first moved to New York City, I had literally no idea what I wanted to do. This is before social media. I had no job. And I was luckily able to get away with that for some time.

I would hostess here and there in the summer on Nantucket. But for the most part, I was not doing anything during the year. So my parents were like, you need to get a job. Like, this is like you're 24 years old. Like, I don't know what the fuck you're doing with yourself. And also at the same time, I really wanted a new rack. Like, I really wanted new tits.

I would hostess here and there in the summer on Nantucket. But for the most part, I was not doing anything during the year. So my parents were like, you need to get a job. Like, this is like you're 24 years old. Like, I don't know what the fuck you're doing with yourself. And also at the same time, I really wanted a new rack. Like, I really wanted new tits.

I would hostess here and there in the summer on Nantucket. But for the most part, I was not doing anything during the year. So my parents were like, you need to get a job. Like, this is like you're 24 years old. Like, I don't know what the fuck you're doing with yourself. And also at the same time, I really wanted a new rack. Like, I really wanted new tits.

So I told my mom, I was like, mom, like, I think I need new tits. They kind of look like a rock and a sock. Like... my weight really fluctuated and like, like picture a rock in a sock. It's kind of like, you know, it's like not cute. So I was like, all right, I need a new chest. And my mom's like, we'll pay for it. If you get your real estate license. So I was like kid in a candy shop.

So I told my mom, I was like, mom, like, I think I need new tits. They kind of look like a rock and a sock. Like... my weight really fluctuated and like, like picture a rock in a sock. It's kind of like, you know, it's like not cute. So I was like, all right, I need a new chest. And my mom's like, we'll pay for it. If you get your real estate license. So I was like kid in a candy shop.

So I told my mom, I was like, mom, like, I think I need new tits. They kind of look like a rock and a sock. Like... my weight really fluctuated and like, like picture a rock in a sock. It's kind of like, you know, it's like not cute. So I was like, all right, I need a new chest. And my mom's like, we'll pay for it. If you get your real estate license. So I was like kid in a candy shop.

I was like pen to fucking paper. I was like, I got my real estate license within two weeks. I think it was honestly a world fucking record. I got that shit so quickly. At the same time, I was seeing this billionaire and he was, oh my God, this is, he's going to be a whole chapter of this podcast, but I'll go a little into the, cause he kind of goes into this story.

I was like pen to fucking paper. I was like, I got my real estate license within two weeks. I think it was honestly a world fucking record. I got that shit so quickly. At the same time, I was seeing this billionaire and he was, oh my God, this is, he's going to be a whole chapter of this podcast, but I'll go a little into the, cause he kind of goes into this story.

I was like pen to fucking paper. I was like, I got my real estate license within two weeks. I think it was honestly a world fucking record. I got that shit so quickly. At the same time, I was seeing this billionaire and he was, oh my God, this is, he's going to be a whole chapter of this podcast, but I'll go a little into the, cause he kind of goes into this story.

He called me from London one morning and he was, like, fucked up. 7 a.m. there. And I was, like, so head over heels over this man who was, like, 15 years older than me. Like, hedge fund. Daddy. It's all. He checked all the boxes besides the fact he was, like, a Peter Pan man. Like, this man is never going to grow up. Never wants to grow up. Has a lot of money. Can get any fucking bitch he wants.

He called me from London one morning and he was, like, fucked up. 7 a.m. there. And I was, like, so head over heels over this man who was, like, 15 years older than me. Like, hedge fund. Daddy. It's all. He checked all the boxes besides the fact he was, like, a Peter Pan man. Like, this man is never going to grow up. Never wants to grow up. Has a lot of money. Can get any fucking bitch he wants.

He called me from London one morning and he was, like, fucked up. 7 a.m. there. And I was, like, so head over heels over this man who was, like, 15 years older than me. Like, hedge fund. Daddy. It's all. He checked all the boxes besides the fact he was, like, a Peter Pan man. Like, this man is never going to grow up. Never wants to grow up. Has a lot of money. Can get any fucking bitch he wants.

He's also, like, semi-attractive. I miss him. He was fun. All right. I'm getting distracted. So anyways, at the same time, he also thought I needed new tits. Honestly, I think he planted the seed, which is kind of fucked up. But like he was like, I'll pay for them. He was like, Holly, like I'll Venmo. So him and his best rich daddy friend both Venmo me four grand for my tits.

He's also, like, semi-attractive. I miss him. He was fun. All right. I'm getting distracted. So anyways, at the same time, he also thought I needed new tits. Honestly, I think he planted the seed, which is kind of fucked up. But like he was like, I'll pay for them. He was like, Holly, like I'll Venmo. So him and his best rich daddy friend both Venmo me four grand for my tits.

He's also, like, semi-attractive. I miss him. He was fun. All right. I'm getting distracted. So anyways, at the same time, he also thought I needed new tits. Honestly, I think he planted the seed, which is kind of fucked up. But like he was like, I'll pay for them. He was like, Holly, like I'll Venmo. So him and his best rich daddy friend both Venmo me four grand for my tits.

It was like 12 grand, but like they both owe me four grand. They think they own each tit. They named them like Francesca and Consuela. I don't know. Like they think they own my chest, but little do they know I pocketed that money. It was just like play New York money at that time. I pocketed that money, got my real estate license, and then my parents paid for it.

It was like 12 grand, but like they both owe me four grand. They think they own each tit. They named them like Francesca and Consuela. I don't know. Like they think they own my chest, but little do they know I pocketed that money. It was just like play New York money at that time. I pocketed that money, got my real estate license, and then my parents paid for it.

It was like 12 grand, but like they both owe me four grand. They think they own each tit. They named them like Francesca and Consuela. I don't know. Like they think they own my chest, but little do they know I pocketed that money. It was just like play New York money at that time. I pocketed that money, got my real estate license, and then my parents paid for it.